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My GF's brother took a swing at me.....did not end well for him

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Cantaim

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rrc1594 said:
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He is going around telling people I pushed him lol. After the incident I have been on and off with the Girl, so today she was talking to her mother about us "being back together" and the mother was talking about how I pushed her puck ass son over a balcony. I ain't even mad, but like damn how go around telling people I tried to murder you lol.
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This story just keeps getting better lmao.
 
Tetrinski

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rrc1594 said:
Update

He is going around telling people I pushed him lol. After the incident I have been on and off with the Girl, so today she was talking to her mother about us "being back together" and the mother was talking about how I pushed her puck ass son over a balcony. I ain't even mad, but like damn how go around telling people I tried to murder you lol.
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Did she at least correct her mother and tell her what actually happened?
 
Haunted

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Here you go guys, I've translated for your convenience.

"I abhor confrontation, I attempt to elude it with every fiber of my being. For that reason, I steer clear of individuals whom displease me. The cause of my never having been agreeable with her male sibling is that he is a charlatan. He extorts her at every waking moment, I myself abstain from associating as the events are not occurring in my own private domicile. Subsequent to finishing my work, I maneuver myself to the the area above her living quarters, whereupon he falls in and inquires as to the possibility of bumming her motor vehicle. They squabble by reason of his condition of cephalocopulation and failing to return the vehicle in a timely manner. I am on the verge of egress and he verbalizes "farewell, negro" in an impolite inflection reeking of buttocks. I exit as disputes are to my distaste; at the moment, my mistress resides on the second story. Thereafter, I hear him swing the door ajar and vocalize "It has been my intention to acquire this pale," this jester donkey tart attempts to accost me with a subtle strike, endeavoring to land a wallop dorsally, BLUNDERS and tumbles o'er the banister. She dashes to a lower altitude. I leisurely stroll subjacent. He emulates the fellow from Spongebob "MINE LIMB!" indeed, his faeces was all character of bungled with viscera sloshing about. My mistress vehemently supposed I would sojourn at the infirmary for this chap. My only undertaking was to shag, then return homeward to engage in fisticuffs. How large a nitwit must one exist as that you are unable to bushwhack an individual properly?"
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wonderful
 
Greigor the FellHand

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bail man. also meet with a lawyer cause this could end up in a civil case. where they try to blame you and make you pay for the medical bills +.
 
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rrc1594 said:
Update

He is going around telling people I pushed him lol. After the incident I have been on and off with the Girl, so today she was talking to her mother about us "being back together" and the mother was talking about how I pushed her puck ass son over a balcony. I ain't even mad, but like damn how go around telling people I tried to murder you lol.
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Drop that fast guv.
 
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rrc1594 said:
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He is going around telling people I pushed him lol. After the incident I have been on and off with the Girl, so today she was talking to her mother about us "being back together" and the mother was talking about how I pushed her puck ass son over a balcony. I ain't even mad, but like damn how go around telling people I tried to murder you lol.
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Is your girlfriend at least correcting this misinformation and telling people his busted himself up 'cause he's a chump?
 
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    rrc1594

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    Wow crazy update

    I haven't spoken to her all summer and she called me today crying because they jumped her brother. He was running his mouth to wrong people and they fucked him up. She told me they broke his jaw and fractured his eye socket. I feel really bad, because she really loves her brother.
     
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    Yeah really feel bad for her, but the guy sounds like a total fuck up. Maybe he will grow from this once he recovers?
     
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    rrc1594 said:
    Wow crazy update

    I haven't spoken to her all summer and she called me today crying because they jumped her brother. He was running his mouth to wrong people and they fucked him up. She told me they broke his jaw and fractured his eye socket. I feel really bad, because she really loves her brother.
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    Okay then.
     

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    rrc1594 said:
    Wow crazy update

    I haven't spoken to her all summer and she called me today crying because they jumped her brother. He was running his mouth to wrong people and they fucked him up. She told me they broke his jaw and fractured his eye socket. I feel really bad, because she really loves her brother.
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    Damn that's rough.
     
    B-Dubs

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    Now I feel really bad about my last post in this thread
     
    Mahonay

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    rrc1594 said:
    Wow crazy update

    I haven't spoken to her all summer and she called me today crying because they jumped her brother. He was running his mouth to wrong people and they fucked him up. She told me they broke his jaw and fractured his eye socket. I feel really bad, because she really loves her brother.
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    Damn that's horrible. Hopefully he learns from the experience. Dude is a danger to himself.
     
    Z-Beat

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    He should probably learn to fight properly if he's gonna be picking fights with everyone within range of himself.
     
    FUME5

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    rrc1594 said:
    Wow crazy update

    I haven't spoken to her all summer and she called me today crying because they jumped her brother. He was running his mouth to wrong people and they fucked him up. She told me they broke his jaw and fractured his eye socket. I feel really bad, because she really loves her brother.
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    So did you fuck?
     
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    Some people need to learn they aren't as tough as they think they are. It could have been worse, I'm see her tomorrow even though it's kinda awkward. She was always cool to me and was a big reason why I passed the GMAT.
     
    Verelios

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    rrc1594 said:
    Wow crazy update

    I haven't spoken to her all summer and she called me today crying because they jumped her brother. He was running his mouth to wrong people and they fucked him up. She told me they broke his jaw and fractured his eye socket. I feel really bad, because she really loves her brother.
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    He obviously has problems with self-control, and if falling off a balcony and breaking his leg wasn't enough to change him then damn. I feel bad for his sister because what is she going to do? That's family.
     
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