My facial hair sucks

Blue Skies · Jul 20, 2019

Light skinned Hispanic male here, black hair, mid 20's, and I still just get patches.
It looks so bad.

Seems like the style has been having beards, so while everyone is walking around with their cool ass hipster beards, I'm walking around with pencil markings on my face.

Lately I've been just shaving everyday like I did back in the military.
But shaving was one of my least fav parts of the military.

Anyone ever end up with a good beard after not growing one in their mid to late twenties?
Will I just be baby faced forever?

My dad has a beard but my grandpas don't :/

dark_prinny · Jul 20, 2019

Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

Maximum Spider · Jul 20, 2019

Mustaches are better anyway.

Prodigal Son · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

this is such a bad analogy given that makeup is good actually

TrueSloth · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

Get this person out of here.

Eat My Jorts · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

They feel good to rub.

Blue Skies · Jul 20, 2019

max.rem said:
Mustaches are better anyway.

Not my mustache

Eat My Jorts · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

Can you even grow facial hair?

dark_prinny · Jul 20, 2019

Eat My Jorts said:
Can you even grow facial hair?

Hahahaha

Masterspeed · Jul 20, 2019

Not all men with beards are sexy. There's a lot of attractive dudes without too. Shave it all off, own it.

McPaul · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

Let me know when make up starts growing naturally out of your face, bud.

echoshifting · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

Oh man you are going to get so many alerts for this wrong opinion

Anthony Hopkins · Jul 20, 2019

No pics OP, so we can get a better idea?

Fuchs · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

That's what I would have said if I could not grow a beard.

Hey Please · Jul 20, 2019

Eh, make use of what you can. If you have a semi-decent jawline then just keep on shaving. It is still less time consuming than fancifying that stuff (speaking from personal experience).

My beard came super early but it was still patchy right up to the early to mid twenties.

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

The fuck?

Eat My Jorts · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Hahahaha

Sorry for your genetic loss.

RPGam3r · Jul 20, 2019

Beards are terrible. The longer and bigger they get the worse they become too.

Deleted member 9932 · Jul 20, 2019

I dislike how everyone has a beard because i need one for my shitty jaw. My beard is great tho (and girls seem to like it) but i would love to rock a shaved look.

dark_prinny · Jul 20, 2019

Lots of ugly peeps in this thread I see. You cannot hide behind a bunch of hair just saying.

ckareset · Jul 20, 2019

Just get it shaped up at the barber. You will look fine, then you can start shaping it up yourself

PersonAndStuff · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

Damn. You're really selling me on growing a beard.

Oh Hi Mark · Jul 20, 2019

Check YT channel the beard solution if it really bothers you

Blue Skies · Jul 20, 2019

How do I post a picture only members can see

Blue Skies · Jul 20, 2019

ckareset said:
Just get it shaped up at the barber. You will look fine, then you can start shaping it up yourself

Can't shape up what doesn't exist lol

Chaosblade · Jul 20, 2019

I'm in my 30s and just get ugly patchy facial hair. It happens, I've just accepted it and keep it shaved.

Worst part is that it grows extremely well on my neck. So it looks extra bad if I don't shave.

Kain · Jul 20, 2019

My beard started to grow when I was like 28 or something. Before I could only grow a goatee. Now it's magnificent.

alr1ght · Jul 20, 2019

I too have not been blessed with beard growing genes. I do have a luxurious head of hair though, so I didn't get screwed too much.

Blue Skies said:
How do I post a picture only members can see

put it in [*HIDE] tags

dark_prinny · Jul 20, 2019

RPGam3r said:
Beards are terrible. The longer and bigger they get the worse they become too.

Handsome man detected.

Mintaro · Jul 20, 2019

Eat My Jorts said:
Sorry for your genetic loss.

I have some pork ready for you to salt.

Edit: woops meant for the guy who obviously can't grow facial hair

Hollywood Duo · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

What's wrong with make up

ckareset · Jul 20, 2019

Blue Skies said:
Can't shape up what doesn't exist lol

Yes you can. All you need is a little.

Noctis · Jul 20, 2019

Goatee all day, that beard will just make you look like every hipster in existence fam.

dark_prinny · Jul 20, 2019

Hollywood Duo said:
What's wrong with make up

Nothing.

bear force one · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

Beards are amazing. What a bizarre take.

I only fuck guys with facial hair.

Gundam · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

ckareset · Jul 20, 2019

Blue Skies said:
How do I post a picture only members can see

It's not like you need to post your entire face

Blue Skies · Jul 20, 2019

I would rock the goatee, but the center part of the chin hair doesn't grow as even as the rest

offshore · Jul 20, 2019

I'd love to try rocking a beard, but it always morphs in colour from dark brown (like my hair) at the very start, to virtually ginger by week 4, so I have to shave it. I don't know if such colour change is normal, but it looks so dumb and it sucks. lol.

Deleted member 4034 · Jul 20, 2019

I'm pretty patchy, but my barber does a GREAT job of shaping it all up and making it look like something decent. Downside is, it only lasts a week and a half.

Shaun Solo · Jul 20, 2019

ckareset · Jul 20, 2019

offshore said:
I'd love to try rocking a beard, but it always morphs in colour from dark brown (like my hair) at the very start, to virtually ginger by week 4, so I have to shave it. I don't know if such colour change is normal, but it looks so dumb and it sucks. lol.

Does your hair do the same thing if you dont cut it?

dark_prinny · Jul 20, 2019

bear force one said:
Beards are amazing. What a bizarre take.

I've never understood the fascination with them. They are impractical and gives an unclean look that's not appealing at all.

Nothing like a clean saved face.

Thunder11 · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

I'm more prettier than you are, whether I'm gloriously bearded or clean shaven

ody · Jul 20, 2019

dark_prinny said:
Beards sucks anyways. They are the equivalent of make up for ugly men.

I took this selfie for you

dark_prinny · Jul 20, 2019

Thunder11 said:
I'm more prettier than you are, whether I'm gloriously bearded or clean shaven

Prove it. 😎

Blue Skies · Jul 20, 2019

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Deleted member 2426 · Jul 20, 2019

A friend got a beard transplant in Turkey and it actually looks quite natural on him. So you could try that route (he had a similar problem as you)

Blue Skies · Jul 20, 2019

Melkr_ said:
A friend got a beard transplant in Turkey and it actually looks quite natural on him. So you could try that route.

Oh no
Thanks for the advice tho lol

Plum · Jul 20, 2019

I'm an ugly Shrek-looking fuck whether or not I have a beard so they're not the magic cure that some think they are.

dark_prinny · Jul 20, 2019

Blue Skies said:
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Gillette is your friend OP.

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