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nel e nel

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Oct 27, 2017
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So more white folks running the show and even more detached from the day to day situation than the ones we already have. Nothing agaisnt the Dutch either but just sounds like another dumb idea instead of some great opportunity.

Was about to say maybe the Dutch should give reparations to Native Americans for not paying enough for Mannahatta in the first place.
 

entremet

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Oct 26, 2017
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I don't think the Dutch would want the very Americanized New Amsterdam with a bunch of people that hate socialism, will fight tooth and nail to lower taxes, and love guns.
NYC is not like that at all lol.

Gotta remember this is home of AOC and more recent Justice democrats recently elected.
 

T-Virus

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Jun 5, 2020
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Most likely for NYC to become autonomous.

I mean what countries have a bigger GDP than NYC? 9?
 

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Oct 27, 2017
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I'm dutch and your friend sounds like an interesting person, but such imaginations should be kept as fanfiction.
 

Kill3r7

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Oct 25, 2017
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The dirty secret is Americans do not need to pay more taxes to get universal healthcare and other social programs.

We just are so terrible at containing costs that we cannot have nice things. If we got our spending on health care down to Dutch levels (which are pretty bad on their own) the US governments already spend enough on Health Care to provide universal coverage.

I have always wondered what drug prices would look like on a global scale without the US market paying so much for them. Revenue for drug manufacturers would drop by at least a third or more.

The dutch wouldn't touch that deal with a 1000km pole.


Why they changed It, I can't say.

The British certainly weren't going to keep the name once they took control. Gotham does a good job explaining the history of NYC.
 

Pandora012

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Oct 25, 2017
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+ 1 for unchecked capitalism + no universal healthcare + nurturing a dog eat dog world + police brutality + maintaining Status quo.

;P

Ah yes, forgive me for not wanting to be annexed nor trusting of another white country.... Basically this sounds like what another poster said, "European Arrogance."
 

Hound

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Jul 6, 2019
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I'd abandon CA for NYC if it meant I could get in on some of that sweet, sweet Dutch (EU) citizenship. Make it happen OP!
 

julia crawford

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Oct 27, 2017
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There was that tweet about the UK declaring war against New Zealand and immediately surrendering, because NZ would have to rule the UK during the interim while a new government was implemented and they would definitely do a better job with Covid than the current government. It was pretty funny.
 

.exe

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Oct 25, 2017
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They must've been on that good shit

Also doubt black Pete would go over well
 

Dr. Mario

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Oct 27, 2017
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Netherlands
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AGAIN

I guess Manhattan was bought by the Dutch for closer to $24, but close enough, and also I had to get Paul Verhoeven in there satirizing a dystopian USA
 
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Rad Bandolar

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Oct 25, 2017
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Considering the issues with sea level rise that New York will be dealing with in a few years, getting some Dutch expertise in design, construction, and containing costs would probably be quite valuable.
 

TheDutchSlayer

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Oct 26, 2017
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The Hauge, The Netherlands

Idde

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Oct 27, 2017
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If your friend also wants a permanent right-liberal majority in the States-General, sure. Most city residents wouldn't vote PvdA, Green, or SP. And because there are so many of us, we would determine the fate of every subsequent election. Fun fantasy for five minutes, though.

Not much would change then. Us Dutchies have been voting right-liberal for far too long anyway.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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Considering the issues with sea level rise that New York will be dealing with in a few years, getting some Dutch expertise in design, construction, and containing costs would probably be quite valuable.

I'm pretty sure an honest engineer would tell you to sacrifice this swamp to the sea, and build a dike / sea wall inland, rather than out to sea.

Are you sure you would like that answer?
 

Idde

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Oct 27, 2017
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I'm pretty sure an honest engineer would tell you to sacrifice this swamp to the sea, and build a dike / sea wall inland, rather than out to sea.

Are you sure you would like that answer?

Nah man, Dutch engineers would love the challenge. They've been taking land that belongs to the sea for about a thousand years now.
 
Oct 27, 2017
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We're not that great, New Yorkers can do a lot better. Besides, if NYC should revert back to something it should go back to Native American control.
 
Oct 27, 2017
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If your friend also wants a permanent right-liberal majority in the States-General, sure. Most city residents wouldn't vote PvdA, Green, or SP. And because there are so many of us, we would determine the fate of every subsequent election. Fun fantasy for five minutes, though.

Lol, people always think the dutch are a lot more leftist and progressive than we really are. The Dutch right has basically been ruling for the entire 21st century. AOC is as much of, if not more of, a leftist than most dutch leftwing politicians.
 

Gaia Lanzer

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Oct 25, 2017
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Aside of what benefits NYC would get under Dutch rule, and no offense to your friend, but to someone like me, handing over land from one colonizer back to another, land that originally never belonged to EITHER, that's sounds like some "white imperialism" shit.
 

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Good luck keeping the United States united after this.... The ginormous mess this would create. I do understand the sentiment though.