Apparently lying on a keyboard is extremely comfortable for cats, but only when you're trying to use one.
My current cat is banned from the office outside of late night, I have two desks and he's not allowed on this one but he tries to sneak by and jump on via the other, destroying everything in between. He's allowed on my lap late night mind.
My last cat (RIP) used to just sleep on my mouse mat next to my hand, rather peacefully (Was cute but the former stray had kidney failure in his latter days (Medicated but didn't help much)) and he damn smelt quite bad (Put up with it when knew he had 6 or so months left).
He knows how doors work and is old and a bit of a loner. Sleeps at the end of the bed just so can wake me up at 6 (I will get up at 7 at the latest) to feed him. He spends a lot of time outside too chilling when it's warm (I'm UK based and live off the road).That seems like an insanely complicated set of rules to expect a cat to live up to.
My kitty knows living room table is a no go. Kitchen table south of the sink is a no go. Otherwise just be a cat. He is awesome at living up to that. I can leave meat on the kitchen table, and he has not in his 13 years of living done anything wrong.
He is also spoiled as fuck, so he will have gotten some bites of whatever is on the kitchen table, to keep him from feeling that he has to go oceans 11.
He knows how doors work and is old and a bit of a loner. Sleeps at the end of the bed just so can wake me up at 6 (I will get up at 7 at the latest) to feed him. He spends a lot of time outside too chilling when it's warm (I'm UK based and live off the road).
I can leave meat on the kitchen table, and he has not in his 13 years of living done anything wrong.
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff. Once you know this everything falls into place.
He means the world to me. :-)
My cats have an irrational hatred of me eating. Even if they have already been fed.
The leader, Picard will literally follow you everywhere, scratch at every fabric surface (carpets, sofas, etc) and try to jump on top of the fridge (when not just knocking magnets off it) to show his displeasure of me and my partner eating.
And I came armed with pictures.
Lt. Jean-Luc Picard (he's been demoted several times for inspordination)
Ensign Spock (he hasn't ranked up yet he's the youngest)
Lt Commander Benjamin Lafayette Sisko (he's to Much of a fraidy cat to be a Captain)
All you guys, just flaunting your cats, people will try to steal them.
They're all great cats, it looks like.
Why wouldn't we. Cats are awesome! I've been the proud human of 19 cats over the years.Haha, I love how everyone gets along when posting pics of cats.
No... They are full of hate.Cats don't have hateful bones in their bodies.
…I wish humans could be like that.
That's just their nature.No... They are full of hate.
They are literally an apex predator that can be picked up and cuddled, trust me as much as they love us they hate us at the same time.
As for proof of the Apex predator thing. As a much younger person I had a cat named Tippie(my first cat) . Back then I was an idiot and I let my cats outside.
Not only did she once bring me literally two dead rats holding each one by their tail on either side of her mouth. She once lept off my porch to catch a bird out of the air mid flight and kill it. She then looked at me for approval.