Most repulsive culinary choices you've observed?

Devilgunman · Feb 6, 2021

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guiloahhhhh · Feb 6, 2021

jml said:
My brother went through a phase where he ate pretty much nothing but hot dogs with ketchup. One day we were out of hot dogs and he decided he still wanted a hot dog bun that was drenched in ketchup with nothing else in the bun - no type of meat or anything. Just the bun and ketchup. It makes me gag thinking about how much ketchup he used, it was overflowing the bun.

This gave me a good laugh thank you

sabertoothzombie · Feb 6, 2021

Kinthey said:

Holy shit that was one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

Lulu · Feb 6, 2021

Aftervirtue said:
As a Texan... That Vice article extolling the virtues of Brooklyn BBQ made me chuckle. Look NY you're amazing and you have vastly superior food options, but BBQ ain't one of them.

Here is a local place close to where I live for comparison:

Not the only bbq place in the city lol. Not saying it's better but come on, there isn't only one place here for bbq.

Feign · Feb 6, 2021

I have not witnessed it myself, but my boyfriend told me he once put candy corn on a frozen cheese pizza before baking it in the oven just to try it. I already dislike candy corn, so the idea is one of the most unappealing things I can think of.

smurfx · Feb 6, 2021

just about everything kay makes.

DJ_Lae · Feb 6, 2021

Jolly spaghetti always throws me, especially that it's also a fast food menu item - and a popular one.

Spaghetti, ketchup (I think it's banana ketchup based), sliced hot dogs, and shredded processed cheese.

Chanser · Feb 6, 2021

kIdMuScLe · Feb 6, 2021

Messi said:
I was in NY on a holiday from Ireland and a friend brought me to this BBQ place... It looked like that top one and it cost 45$. Never again.

most BBQ places are pretty expensive but fuck not $45 expensive lol

brandnewcardock · Feb 6, 2021

athesyn said:
what do you expect from a place where everyone thinks they're "the greatest city in the world" when most of them have never been outside of the country.

lol, NY has one of the highest percentage of residents with a passport of any state. What are you even talking about?

VeryHighlander · Feb 7, 2021

Doc Laserstein said:

This is the first thing I thought of. I've had some bad pizzas in my life but those pizzas look SSS+ Tier compared to this piece of shit.

shrapnelmagnet · Feb 7, 2021

Just try to get through this lol

pechorin · Feb 7, 2021

brandnewcardock said:
lol, NY has one of the highest percentage of residents with a passport of any state. What are you even talking about?

i know it's an international city i just don't think most people no matter where they're from have travelled the world enough to make the judgement they live in "the best city in the world". Sorry.

Doggg · Feb 7, 2021

At this one place in Moscow, I remember ordering a butter burger. I didn't know what that meant exactly, but it sounded good. As it turned out, it was just a burger sitting in a pool of melted butter. This being Moscow, it was also very expensive.

RomanticHeroX · Feb 7, 2021

I know as a kid I used to enjoy peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. The thought now makes me want to retch.

heathen earth · Feb 7, 2021

SuperBanana said:
That video where the woman boiled cheese and onion potato chips then mashed them up to create mashed potato.

This filled me with dismay. The Aunt Myrna's party cheese or whatever the fuck wasn't happy viewing either.

Anyway, I once saw a girl squirt an entire packet of mayonnaise in her mouth. Just thinking about it makes me shudder in disgust even now.

samoyed · Feb 7, 2021

This is a food crime thread isn't it?

CreepingFear · Feb 7, 2021

Pineapple on pizza. I refuse to post pictures of this atrocity.

Saya · Feb 7, 2021

Thugnificent · Feb 7, 2021

heathen earth said:
Anyway, I once saw a girl squirt an entire packet of mayonnaise in her mouth. Just thinking about it makes me shudder in disgust even now.

ChrisR · Feb 7, 2021

Saya said:

I fail to see the issue with this? It's gonna fuck you up nice and quick

geomon · Feb 7, 2021

smurfx said:
just about everything kay makes.

The thumbnail alone makes me want to vomit.

ZackieChan · Feb 7, 2021

Whatever the hell that food in Norway (?) where it looks like layers of lettuce and celery, mayonnaise, and smoked salmon. Disgusting.

Also, the famous cheese and butter open faced sandwich.

BorganXI said:
Cheese whiz on a Twinkie.

Hamburger on raisin bread.

Sliced cheese on a cinnamon roll.

Pssh

Doc Laserstein said:

The GOAT. I've only watched once, but just the thumbnail makes me start laughing uncontrollably. Not sure I could make it through alive.

catpurrcat · Feb 7, 2021

Doc Laserstein said:

What did I just watch

burns garbage to give oven heat to bake pizza

uses paint scraper to cut pizza

pizza appears to be a granular casserole

Kitsunebaby · Feb 7, 2021

jml said:
My brother went through a phase where he ate pretty much nothing but hot dogs with ketchup. One day we were out of hot dogs and he decided he still wanted a hot dog bun that was drenched in ketchup with nothing else in the bun - no type of meat or anything. Just the bun and ketchup. It makes me gag thinking about how much ketchup he used, it was overflowing the bun.

I literally just said "Oh god, no." while reading this. That's fucking nasty.

catpurrcat · Feb 7, 2021

Aftervirtue said:
As a Texan... That Vice article extolling the virtues of Brooklyn BBQ made me chuckle. Look NY you're amazing and you have vastly superior food options, but BBQ ain't one of them.

Here is a local place close to where I live for comparison:

the bottom pic is obviously fabulous but why FIVE slices of PLAIN white bread to go with that delightful plate?

Someone show these places what Naan is

Also a little more butter and replace coleslaw with nothing

Cockmagic · Feb 7, 2021

RocknRola said:
That 2nd pic would perfect with actual bread instead.

But yeah, you just made a man hubgry at 4am. Hope you're happy bro! 😂

Fucking thank you. I've never understood the American tradition of amazing BBQ accompanied by terrible bread (and most often sides, as well).

KingM · Feb 7, 2021

catpurrcat said:
the bottom pic is obviously fabulous but why FIVE slices of PLAIN white bread to go with that delightful plate?

Someone show these places what Naan is

Also a little more butter and replace coleslaw with nothing

Tradition as a filler food in times where money was thin. And it tastes good as hell when it soaks up all the juices.

FaceHugger · Feb 7, 2021

In my area there's a dish where people ask for ketchup to be thrown into lo mein. My brother and father swear by it. To me it ruins the dish.

ChubbyHuggs · Feb 7, 2021

Doc Laserstein said:

I still don't know what this is and it looks fucking gross.

Doc Laserstein · Feb 7, 2021

catpurrcat said:
What did I just watch

burns garbage to give oven heat to bake pizza

uses paint scraper to cut pizza

pizza appears to be a granular casserole

Watching our 'pizza master' punch a huge hole in the dough he's tossing should've been a warning.

Take about four tablespoons of some kind of suspiciously orange sauce, two-ish pounds of what appears to be chopped chicken, a gallon or so of a processed cheese I've been told is called catupiry, and several handfuls of canned corn. Cook in a trash-fired oven — be sure to scoop some of the garbage ash on top of the pizza for extra garbage flavor — cut with a paint scraper, and finish with three sad green olives.

GG-Duo · Feb 7, 2021

Instagram video where they crushed potato chips and then put a scrambled egg into the bag and cooked the bag

Android Sophia · Feb 7, 2021

Doc Laserstein said:

I've seen this so many times, but I always cringe when he puts the garbage in the oven. Up until that point, the pizza was technically edible if terrible. But the garbage made it something that could LITERALLY kill people.

Kain · Feb 7, 2021

Paella with chorizo 🤢

Grexeno · Feb 7, 2021

ibyea · Feb 7, 2021

Pineapples on pizza. They call it Hawaiian pizza, but I know the truth. It should be called Canadian pizza to place the blame in the right direction.

Edit: okay, no terrible pizza can beat this:

Doc Laserstein said:

wenis · Feb 7, 2021

Ranch dressing

RocketDarkness · Feb 7, 2021

Sounds like a Masaokis thread to me! Here's his debut video, hot dogs & peaches. Every video is like a surreal fever dream.

Timelord19 · Feb 7, 2021

Everytime some british influencer makes paella. Motherfucker that's not paella, that's rice with things.

Pwnz · Feb 7, 2021

Aftervirtue said:
As a Texan... That Vice article extolling the virtues of Brooklyn BBQ made me chuckle. Look NY you're amazing and you have vastly superior food options, but BBQ ain't one of them.

Here is a local place close to where I live for comparison:

Yeah that's a good example. The whole point of slowly smoking brisket over 24 hours is for flavor and to make it tender.

WascallyWabbit · Feb 7, 2021

Living in Texas you see people get a salad and then drown that shit in ranch, that's just fucking nasty

Schreckstoff · Feb 7, 2021

always will be a well done steak

Redcrayon · Feb 7, 2021

leeky said:
Dude is from Cornwall. Known for.... IDK.

Cornish pasties? That's all I've got :D

Deleted member 21709 · Feb 7, 2021

Rick Stein has a Amazon Prime show?

mentok15 · Feb 7, 2021

Animal product.

Garble Slew · Feb 7, 2021

Darth Karja said:
Hot sauce on ice cream.

Every meal deserves to be spicy.

I have a Mango/Pineapple hot sauce I use on ice cream and it is godlike.

geardo · Feb 7, 2021

My brother used to put mustard on onion bread and then fart up the entire house with a poisonous ass fog.

peppersky · Feb 7, 2021

A friend once told me that they know a family who eat spaghetti bolognese as a side dish, eaten together with some kind of meat. That doesn't just disgust me on a culinary llevel, but also on a human level.

Spaceroast · Feb 7, 2021

I need to add to my list:

Broccoli & Cheese

On their own, I like both of these things. I will never understand the appeal of this infernal combination, however. Broccoli is much better suited to a stir-fry or just steamed and seasoned or something.

RocketDarkness · Feb 7, 2021

Things that happen in this video:
-A man attempts to defrost a steak with a flaming paper towel.
-A man flushes a fire down the toilet.
-A man attempts to grill steak on his stove.
-"I need something here that doesn't melt like plastic and doesn't explode like a battery."
-A man attempts to put out a fire with salt.

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