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pswii60

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Oct 27, 2017
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The Milky Way
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I'm glad to see Chad Warden (the OP) is alive and well.
 

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NBA Jam? More like NBA Damn
Mortal Kombat? More like Chortle Kombat
Bloodshot? More like Dud Shot
Mary-Kate and Ashley: Magical Mystery Mall? More like the Abyss Mall
Turok Dinosaur Hunter? More like half-cocked, die-now, bore, blunder!

Revolution X? Well it sure is revolting!
NFL Quarterback Club? I don't want a quarterback, I want a full refund
Frank Thomas Big Hurt Baseball? No kidding, it sure is painful to play!
Smash TV? If I see someone playing this game I just might!




Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game? More like go fuck yourself
 
Dec 25, 2018
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Breath of The Wild? More like Stank of the Dude.
Deus Ex? more like Dudes Ex
Halo Reach? more like Lame old Peach
Crash Bandicoot? more like trash can of pooh
 

The Kidd

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Oct 27, 2017
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Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance? More like Not my Cup of Tea, But Understand Why People Enjoy it Regardless
 

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Shin Megami Tensei? More like Shin No Games Tensei.

Hollow Knight? More like Hell No Knight.
 

DrHercouet

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May 25, 2018
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France
Pokémon? More like my childhood

Link's Awakening? More like Link is really cute as a character and I identified with him so hard when I was a kid and felt in love with Marin and stuff

Wii Fit? More like yeah I've had a good time with the balance board it was fun while it lasted.

Persona? More like these are really decent and I like the characters, Chie is the best.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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street fighter more like ad fighter more like rootkit fighter more like mictrotransaction fighter

oops i just made a real serious era post
 

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Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE? More like Total Market Snafu #FaIlUrE
Sonic Blast for Game Gear? More like Sonic Ass-Blast
Super Mario World? More like Super Mario Island. Because. Like, it's just on a single island. Do you think they regretted having already used this when they came up to Super Mario Odyssey which, like, actually involved a tour around the world. I would. Because it was a friggin' island. Not a world.
 

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also not to interrupt the 10-year-old memefest revival we've got going on here but where's the pokemon gender thread some people were talking about earlier
 

chandoog

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Oct 27, 2017
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PS4 .. more like Pee Ass More
Xbox One .. more like X box None
Nintendo Switch .. more like Throw't in a Ditch
Google Stadia .. more like *google discontinues Stadia*
 

spad3

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Oct 30, 2017
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California
Sim City? More like Sim Shitty
Call of Duty? More like Straight Up Doody
Battlefield V? More like End my Life
Grand Theft Auto V? More like Your Brother Stole Your Wife.
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild? More like Grow the Fuck Up: Stop Being a Child.
Uncharted 4? More like Your mom's a whore.
 

DanteLinkX

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Thanks op, this kind of thread are pure lighthearted fun.

That other place? More like Resetera's beta.

Mass effect? More like Ass Effect.

Bloodborne? More like SuckBore
 

zMiiChy-

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Dec 12, 2017
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Shadow Bringers?
More like Shallow Bringers!

Because holy hell did SE kill the grace and complexity of so many roles in the game
 
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Spacenoid
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Oct 25, 2017
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Super Mario World? More like Super Mario Island. Because. Like, it's just on a single island. Do you think they regretted having already used this when they came up to Super Mario Odyssey which, like, actually involved a tour around the world. I would. Because it was a friggin' island. Not a world.
Look man. I know this is supposed to be a fun thread and all, we've had a lot of laughs, whatever. But it is readily apparent that several of the locations of Dinosaur Land are not actually or not naturally connected.

You have to hop across another island to go from the Forest of Illusion to Chocolate Island. While the Cheese and Butter Bridges are atop a lake which connects Vanilla Dome to the east, Donut Plains and Yoshi's Island are only connected by a bridge which isn't even built until you beat Iggy Koopa. Until that point it's only connected by an ocean, and if you're going to say that's one island, you may as well say that North America and Africa are just one island. If anything it's an island chain, maybe a geopolitical region a la Oceania or Australasia.

While it is true to say that Dinosaur Land is not actually a world unto itself, the game makes no suggestion that it is anything other than a region of Mario's world. It also fits into the broader terminology of the Mario universe, where "world" is less used to refer to an individual planet, but moreso particular regions in which the overall gameplay area is divided. In that sense, Mario World actually contains multiple worlds if we follow the standard Mario lexicon.

Come on. It's just as easy to get these things right.
 

Loanshark

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Nov 8, 2017
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I remember gamespots system wars forum ca 2008 where people loved to overuse the word "flop", especially in these types of circumstances. Flopzone 2, Gran Flopizmo or Flop of War.