Mississippi Republican calls for his state to "succeed from the union" after Biden victory

[Schlorgan]

They're so bad at this.

 

[PlanetSmasher]

it's almost like putting people who literally fetishize ignorance into positions of power leads to poor leadership

who knew

 

[Kensation]

Bye bitch.

 

[Jarrod38]

And of course he is wearing a cowboy hat.

 

[DIE BART DIE]

They have succeeded in sounding like idiots.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Please do

 

[irishsoccermbw]

Very little of value would be lost.

 

[super etrian odyssey]

i'm down

 

[BWoog]

Godspeed Spider-Man:

 

[SnakeXs]

 

[Belvedere]

Deal, so long as you take all of the other Trumpanzees with you.

 

[Deleted member 4367]

Lol Mississippi.

 

[ramoisdead]

Good. Get the hell out of the United States and replace the 50th state with Puerto Rico.

 

[demosthenes]

They rank like 45-50th on every state list. Please, go.

 

[ClickyCal']

 

[Deleted member 3082]

Cuz it worked sooooooooooooo well the last time.

They rank like 45-50th on every state list. Please, go.

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Other red states about to start sweating, Thank God for Mississippi won't work anymore.

 

[BobLoblaw]

Succeed, huh? This is Mississippi, ya'll.

 

[Lump]

Can we replace Mississippi with Puerto Rico? Keep that 50 star symmetry and all.

 

[thekonamicode]

Nearly half of Mississippi's revenue comes from Federal dollars, but sure. Good luck running your own country.

 

[Deleted member 16657]

Godspeed Spider-Man:

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"It is cause he's black?"

"No, its cause he's a half-breed."

Whew

 

[zma1013]

I'll allow it. Go ahead, bye bye.

 

[Panic Freak]

LOL, Mississippi would be fucked if not part of the Union.

 

[Damaniel]

Cowboy hat wearing fat old white dude - sounds about right.

 

[TitlePending]

Please do

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Yes! It'll be easier for the Ds to regain control of the Senate.

 

[shnurgleton]

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[dodo]

bad man spell wrong funny

 

[SageShinigami]

Not particularly excited about this because Mississippi has one of the blackest populations in America.

....So if we can work out a deal where the people of color can leave and go to a not shit state, then let's revisit this.

 

[Whitemex]

Well the Ds would control Senate so sure go ahead

 

[PAFenix]

Was tempted to post this, but didn't think it was worth highlighting.

Here's hoping that with local officials no longer needing our own version of the EC in order to get into positions of power, we can start changing this state for the better. (Was on our ballot to do so, as well as turn close elections into runoffs instead of it going to our State House to vote)

I'm not gonna hold my breath, but I'll still hold out hope.

 

[HeWhoWalks]

 

[TheWooniestWoona]

Oh no. Not Mississippi. Whatever would we do without it?

 

[aerie]

Pathetic. Destroying your own state to own the libs.

 

[entremet]

They won't. The need the federal government more than the federal government needs Mississippi.

 

[Walter White Walker]

Get rid of a welfare state so more of my federal tax dollar are spent here? Sure, ok.

 

[Dyle]

If Mississippi manages to succeed then I say good on them, the state needs as much help as it can get

I don't know what all this nonsense about leaving is about though

 

[DrForester]

Let them. Let the south secede. Good fucking riddance.

 

[DarkJ]

Mississippi is last in everything. Its like a fourth string player threatening to leave the team. Their absence will not be noticed and in fact maybe even benefit the team.

 

[Transistor]

Hilarious word usage aside, Mississippi wouldn't last a fucking day on its own. And I say this as a fellow southerner.

 

[PAFenix]

Not particularly excited about this because Mississippi has one of the blackest populations in America.

....So if we can work out a deal where the people of color can leave and go to a not shit state, then let's revisit this.

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Not black, but wouldn't like to be stuck here either.

 

[Squarehard]

Florida next please.

 

[MonoStable]

Less gop votes in the electoral college, let em go.

 

[mute]

bad man spell wrong funny

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Holy shit

 

[thesoapster]

This is fun and all, but if they did so, they'd be totally doomed.

 

[Kuribo’s Shoe]

 

[H.Cornerstone]

 

[Chrome Hyena]

Time for someone to take these poor red states to task. They talk the most shit while constantly needing handouts.

 

[Psychotext]

Anyone got a comparison of the GDP of Republican states vs Democrat ones?

 

[Rats]

bad man spell wrong funny

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Oh my god this might be the best tweet.

 

[Apath]

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[GenTask]

Good Grief.

The Future U.S.