Microsoft is making Xbox Body Wash

[DailyCalmSpirit]

Well, Microsoft is getting in front of an all-new trend — gaming-oriented personal care products — by partnering with the brand behind Axe body spray to produce new Xbox-branded body wash, shower gel, and deodorant.

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"We see Xbox fans achieve incredible things every day, and we wanted to celebrate that elevated skill, passion and determination by creating something truly special," said Tania Chee, the business group lead for Xbox Australia / New Zealand, in a statement. "Now, powering up can be as simple as a quick spray before you head out the door."

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Exclusive to Australia in July.

https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2019/...-lynx-body-wash-axe-lifestyle-gaming-products

Quick spray me if old.

 

[vestan]

nice

nintendo could make some serious cash off a smash bros one

 

[Dest]

Encourage gamers to take a shower. What we really needed was some Smash branded body wash, though.

 

[Lashley]

Jokes on them. Gamers don't wash.

 

[Garrett 2U]

Decent replacement for low ping to game servers

 

[Hoo-doo]

That last sentence made my eyes water. This sure is some gamer-ass shit.

 

[ZhugeEX]

GAMERS CLEAN UP!!!

 

[Goodacre0081]

ridiculous

 

[Bunkles]

Achievement Unlocked: Dank Butt Eliminated

 

[Deleted member 8784]

Nintendo needs to get in on this for Smash Bros tournaments.

 

[Grue]

Atari / Microsoft collaboration confirmed.

 

[Deleted member 4093]

One of the 14 Xbox exclusives right there. Down to 13

 

[PlayBee]

Of course it's Axe

 

[Sorel]

GAMERS CLEAN UP!!!

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Good one ! I actually laughed !

 

[Plasma]

It'd be better than getting another set of Lynx Africa for Christmas I guess.

 

[Ryuelli]

Playstation has no body wash.
Switch has no body wash.

Xbox wins.

 

[Windu]

should be sold at E3.

 

[Aleh]

After Pokémon Sleep it's nice to see Xbox cares about gamers' life habits too.
I think

 

[Damn Silly]

Maybe there won't be a MS rep in Smash after all.

 

[Salty Rice]

But Smash tournaments cant be played on Xbox.

 

[Patitoloco]

I can already sense that Cheeto smell from here

 

[xxracerxx]

Really going after that Axe Body Spray aesthetic.

 

[EvilBoris]

They should hand this out at E3, now it's open to the public

 

[Lynchian Anomaly]

nice

nintendo could make some serious cash off a smash bros one

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They could call it Smash BOs.

 

[jakoo]

gamer gunk that eliminates gamer gunk

 

[khamakazee]

I knew it, Xbox gamers play the longest in between showering.

 

[RestEerie]

 

[Alucrid]

eau de smash

 

[Lunatic]

For the Gamers

 

[Terbinator]

Does it give you RRoD if you have sensitive skin?

 

[Anthony Hopkins]

Would prefer it without the lynx logo on it.

 

[Goddo Hando]

"Now, powering up can be as simple as a quick spray before you head out the door."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEJ4oRJ2f64

 

[Demacabre]

Finally, a MS service we can all appreciate.

 

[Cantaim]

when I rock this feel free to call me the Xbone.

 

[HockeyBird]

nice

nintendo could make some serious cash off a smash bros one

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No they wouldn't. The target audience wouldn't buy cleaning products.

 

[Hoo-doo]

I'd buy some gamer-themed Dove deodorant though. Miss me with this Axe garbage.

 

[onpoint]

I hope this starts a whole new trend. DnDeoderant come on!

 

[Dust]

Well there goes one exclusive announcement.

 

[Alucrid]

No they wouldn't. The target audience wouldn't buy cleaning products.

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they would if they unlock things in nintendo games

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

Unless J Allard comes out of retirement to show how cool it is to use Xbox Body Wash you can forget it.

 

[SpinningBirdKick]

Can it be used to remove the disgusting stench of failure from this generation's performance?

 

[rpm]

Really going after that Axe Body Spray aesthetic.

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It's made by Axe. Axe is called Lynx outside of the US.

 

[Jessie]

Take notes Wizards of the Coast

 

[Outrun]

Now we just need the following:

 

[fiendcode]

XBOD

 

[lucebuce]

nice

nintendo could make some serious cash off a smash bros one

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[Exebiel]

Wait? Is this real? I seriously thought this was a joke.

Well... I'm lost of words.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Can it be used to remove the disgusting stench of failure from this generation's performance?

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Dude, give it a rest.

 

[FantasyFreak07]

I can finally be clean.

 

[LiK]

Aussie gamers want to smell like a Xbox?