Everyone wants to one up the last reveal.
It's special, I get it.
But it doesn't require such outlandish displays.
It's special, I get it.
But it doesn't require such outlandish displays.
I think that's going to require at least a king size pack of M&M's /s
Seriously, what the hell.I swear what is it with gender reveal parties and catastrophic events?
Makes sense. Bullets are designed to penetrate. Shrapnel just decides to. It's like cutting something with a knife vs pulling it through a tube of broken glassAh, shrapnel. People don't really appreciate how deadly it can be honestly.
And these gender reveals are honestly so dumb, just stop.
Yes, but generally people blowing themselves up at these parties are of a certain political ideology in which they would most certainly stay with "gender."Shouldn't we call these "sex reveal parties" since proclaiming the gender before birth is kinda silly?
I would wager that people that do these things don't think much of gender identity and the difference between sex. Though I guess we could refer to these parties that way.Shouldn't we call these "sex reveal parties" since proclaiming the gender before birth is kinda silly?
There is no greater label for a gender reveal cake than a "fucking cake"
If people want to blow shit up so much maybe they should open official blowing shit up places for supervision
Who the fuck invented these reveal events?
You don't need to do this dumb shit for social media people
When did people start doing this incredibly dumb and dangerous shit? Hell, when did people start making telling people the gender of your offspring into a party?
A cake?? How am I supposed to get strangers on social media to shower me with likes with that?!?
Yep. I have a crate of C4 in the garage. We're going to level a city block and when the dust settles, we'll see what color the rubble is.Sadly unavoidable. There's no choice once you know the gender of your child but to set off explosives.
My mother-in-law has been very vocal in her disappointment at the lack of gender reveal stunts. I'm tempted to send her a card when my wife gives birth. It'll be a plain beige piece of paper which reads "It's a human!"I just became an uncle for the 13th time, there has been exactly 0 gender reveal parties