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Men: Do you wipe your yoo-hoo off after peeing everytime or just at home?

Vex

Vex

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Oct 25, 2017
22,213
I was just sitting here randomly thinking about this. And wanted to know what most guys did with their twizzlers after peeing? How do you stop the dripping in your underwear? Surely you wipe each time? But the stalls?




It is 11:25pm in the USA so it's still the weekend.
 
CountAntonio

CountAntonio

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Oct 25, 2017
21,702
If it's in a public urinal I wipe it on the other guys trousers.

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Rukes

Rukes

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Nov 20, 2017
203
I normally don't drink a Yoo-Hoo while peeing, that's a bit strange. However if the bottle does have condensation on it, I would wipe it off before peeing so it doesn't slip out of my hands.
 
Illuvatar

Illuvatar

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Jan 22, 2019
341
When peeing at a urinal I'll just shake vehemently until it feels a little weird for those around me. At home I sit down and use tissue paper. Especially when I go to bed, I want to make sure nothing is leaking anymore, so that's the time to really take the shaking up a notch.
 

Imperfected

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Nov 9, 2017
11,737
I pretend like I'm pulling up my pants and then quickly pull them back down and let it dangle fully, to trick the hidden pee out.

It's clever, you've got to stay one step ahead.
 
Jakenbakin

Jakenbakin

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Jun 17, 2018
11,797
I just squeeze out what I can like an empty toothpaste tube, then if there's a few drips in my boxers later that is acceptable, otherwise I'd stand at the urinal two minutes after peeing, winging it out like a towel I'm about to snap the boys with.
 
siteseer

siteseer

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Oct 27, 2017
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what i really hate is when i'm wearing skinny trousers and the crouch area is kinda high and tight and when i go to zip up there is still residual liquid left in the pipe that spills out once everything is back in place.
 
Dogo Mojo

Dogo Mojo

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Oct 27, 2017
2,157
Never in my life have I met a dude who wipes. You shake it, don't break it then move on with your day.
 
Vincent Alexander

Vincent Alexander

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Oct 26, 2017
19,737
I was a shake-it man until just last year when I discovered the beauty of a tiny dab from a single sheet of toilet paper. My life has forever been changed.
 
Soundscream

Soundscream

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Nov 2, 2017
9,232
Yoo-hoo and twizzler...ain't got nothing better to do on a Sunday night than think how to get around saying penis?
 
Garp TXB

Garp TXB

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Apr 1, 2020
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Soundscream said:
Yoo-hoo and twizzler...ain't got nothing better to do on a Sunday night than think how to get around saying penis?
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Look, don't give them a hard time for it, you have to read the room. I mean, they could've said cock, and that would have implied some kind of unnecessary lurid sexual nonsense. And "penis" is considered too clinical for some. You can't win. My point is, just ignore it and stick to their point
 
game-biz

game-biz

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Oct 25, 2017
4,711
Maybe we should normalize the word cock so we don't have to deal with this Yoo-hoo business.
 
Soundscream

Soundscream

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Nov 2, 2017
9,232
Garp TXB said:
Look, don't give them a hard time for it, you have to read the room. I mean, they could've said cock, and that would have implied some kind of unnecessary lurid sexual nonsense. And "penis" is considered too clinical for some. You can't win. My point is, just ignore it and stick to their point
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I would have but they called it two different things. If your going to avoid it stick with one.
 
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