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Coleslaw

Coleslaw

Member
Nov 3, 2018
729
I know you're just doing your due diligence in asking that but honestly why the fuck would I want a romcom with a fucking rape scene.

jesus christ era.


Of fucking course not. What in the fuck.

You gotta clarify bro

Edit: and I mean you're leaving out a good description of the most important love scene in the story!
 

Deleted member 18944

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 27, 2017
6,944
You gotta clarify bro

I'm more angry at the fact that I have to clarify that point, and that saying that deadpool "chases" thor does not by default imply that everything is consensual.

What a fucked world we live in that people have to double check. That's what I'm mad at. Fucking hell.

Not mad at anyone looking for clarification, just mad that we have come to a point where it needs to be.
 

Yossarian

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
13,264
A Jaime Madrox solo film directed by David Lynch without any references to superheroes, superpowers or the larger X-Men world.

Basically a mind-fuck version of Multiplicity.
 

DoradoWinston

Member
Apr 9, 2019
6,134
A hardcore porn movie about Wolverine cuckolding Jean Grey from Cyclops. Also threesome with Sabertooth.
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Pharaun

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,052
I want Nextwave, but a Nextwave where Dirk Anger isn't just a Nick Fury pastiche and is really (white alternate universe) Nick Fury. I also want a flash back showing Captain America giving a beating to Captain ☠️☠️☠️☠️.
 
Oct 28, 2017
27,133
Give me and entire movie about the guy driving The Penske Truck in The Winter Solider and then reveal it was Agent Coulson




Also here





Coincidence, I think NOT!
 
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jph139

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
14,380
My reply would have been "Vision & Scarlet Witch romcom that slowly unravels into a psychotic fever dream that Wanda inadvertently reality-warped into existence" but they might actually be doing that so... damn.

A musical would be dope. Make it a buddy movie with Wonder Man and Hercules, set in Hollywood. Maybe a riff on the Champions? Herc wants to lead a superhero team, Simon wants to make a movie, let's kill two birds with one stone!

An adaptation of the original Secret Empire replacing Richard Nixon with Donald Trump, end the movie with him shooting himself in the head, per the source material.

Adam Warlock as cosmic Jesus who visits Counter-Earth and fights the Beast who brought evil to an innocent and mostly superhero-less world. Unfortunately we've missed our opportunity for David Bowie to play Warlock...
 

MistaTwo

SNK Gaming Division Studio 1
Verified
Oct 24, 2017
2,456
I legitimately want to write and option out a Darkhawk mini-series script with a tone similar to the recent DC Titans show.

However, I am pretty sure only Sony and not Disney/Marvel would be crazy enough to option it.
 

Khanimus

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
40,212
Greater Vancouver
Everything we have seen up until now has been an altered timeline in which Wanda has erased mutants from existence, and Multiverse of Madness is her discovering how drastically she has affected things, reverting the universe to normal and returning mutants to history (including her own children). This means Logan was part of the Howling Commandos in World War 2, the X-Men exist, etc.
 

Kurdel

Member
Nov 7, 2017
12,157
Everything we have seen up until now has been an altered timeline in which Wanda has erased mutants from existence, and Multiverse of Madness is her discovering how drastically she has affected things, reverting the universe to normal and returning mutants to history (including her own children). This means Logan was part of the Howling Commandos in World War 2, the X-Men exist, etc.

This is almost too good... Kevin is that you?
 

Calvinien

Banned
Jul 13, 2019
2,970
Alpha Flight series.

You may say "well how is that new and weird?" well ask yourself how much american media is about canadians?
 

SecretCharacter

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
1,384
Colorado Springs, CO
An X-Force TV show is pitched, but the first episode that comes out is "Season 2, Episode 1"
In this episode, you learn about everything that happened in the first season where the cast of heroes (whom you've never heard of) all seem to vanish except for our protag: U-Go Girl.

It follows a reality show format (like Big Brother) where the new team goes on missions, falls in love, and has their corporate sponsorship revoked. The series changes its title halfway through as they legally couldn't use the name X-Force anymore, so they go by X-Statix.

Close to the end of the series, you learn the actual fate of the original team and everybody on the current team (except the cameraman, Doop.) As the team is being mercilessly killed on a mission, you learn it's nothing more than a Mojoverse show...
 

Soj

Member
Oct 27, 2017
10,707
Ka-Zar and Shanna team up movie with Spider-Man. Sauron is the villain.
 

Bard

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
12,464
Iron fist series that covers the Immortal Iron Fist run of the comics.

Make it be done by somebody who is actually competent and the fight scenes are all being taken care of the dudes from the raid/john wick.
 

Deleted member 6949

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
7,786
It would be crazy if Happy Hogan directed a movie starring himself where Black Widow was porking him because he was really good and making grilled cheese.
 

Pascal

▲ Legend ▲
The Fallen
Oct 28, 2017
10,242
Parts Unknown
Spider-Verse with Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland.
I approve as long as Andrew Garfield plays a broken version of Spider-Man from a doomed timeline.

Everything we have seen up until now has been an altered timeline in which Wanda has erased mutants from existence, and Multiverse of Madness is her discovering how drastically she has affected things, reverting the universe to normal and returning mutants to history (including her own children). This means Logan was part of the Howling Commandos in World War 2, the X-Men exist, etc.
That would be amazing.
 

gforguava

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,705
Since the MCU is now open to multiversal shenanigans there is only one thing to do:

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vs.
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As the two universe collide we are treated to the likes of:

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Ant-Man and the Wasp teaming up with Brick Bardo and Ginger to stop the combined might of the Demonic Toys and those murderous puppets created by Andre Toulon!

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Blade has to race against the monstrous Radu in search of the almighty Bloodstone, with Michelle, newly turned into a vampire herself, caught in the crossfire!

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And most importantly: Doctor Strange must team up with his counterpart from another world, Doctor Mordrid, to save all of existence from the God of Chaos, Sutekh!

Not to mention:
  • Captain America crossing paths with Mandroid!
  • Carol takes a trip to the lawless space-town of Oblivion!
  • The shapeshifting Skrull, Talos, has to team up with a time-flung gruff future cop, McNulty(now in the body of a teenage girl), to stop a time traveling maniac from unleashing an army of Trancers on an unsuspecting world!
  • And many, many more!
 

jdmc13

Member
Mar 14, 2019
2,893
Young Avengers

Iron Lad (Nate Richards)
Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Stature (Cassie Lang)
Wiccan (Billy Kaplan)
Hawkeye (Kate Bishop)
Hulk (Amadeus Cho)

They fight Kang the Conqueror. Heel turn for Iron Lad at the end. Backfill with Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan) for sequels.

Setup crossover with Fantastic Four and Avengers where they take on the various incarnations of Nathaniel Richards.
 

FaceHugger

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
13,949
USA
They can do anything so long as it remains PG-13. Even with the highest grossing movie I don't think they can do something like an R-rated Ghost Rider movie or something.
 

Laser Man

Member
Oct 26, 2017
2,683
Captain Night Justice, he has to stop the Harleking who is all about anarchy (and he killed Captain Night Justiceses parents).