The only good McRib was when it was served in the Grand Poobah Meal during the Flinstones movie promo. It was fucking delirious. I've been chasing that high ever since, but it has never ever tasted like that again. I don't know what it was made out of that year, but it has been dogshit ever since. Lord knows I've tried it. But it always sucks. Always. I'm not going to be disappointed again. Not this year. 2020 has taken enough.
I'll never forget you, Grand Poobah McRib.
I'll never forget you, Grand Poobah McRib.