Broke - mashed potatoes and mashed sweet potatoes
Woke - Swedish potatoes and oven roasted sweet potatoes
"What are Swedish potatoes?" you ask? Boil up some regular potatoes, and instead of the usual butter, milk, whatever you use for your mash, drop in a block of cream cheese, sour cream, and butter. Thank me later :]
There's nothing Swedish about that, what's wrong with you?
Sweet potatoes hardly qualifies as a potato and it being healthier is a myth. So it doesn't have much going for it considering the taste.