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'Many boats in distress,' several have sunk during 'Trump Boat Parade' on Lake Travis, TSCO says

Walker_Boh

Walker_Boh

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Oct 25, 2017
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Boise, Idaho
How easy will it be to get the boats out? We don't need more toxic shit littering all of our lakes and rivers and oceans.
Baron Von Beans said:
I feel bad for all the lake life that will now suffer as a result of all that trash

I'm only commenting because I like your username...haven't heard that in a long time! Makes me want to give the series a reread :D
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You should, the next book that comes out will be the last in the series barring any prequels he decides to do.
 
Rendering...

Rendering...

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Oct 30, 2017
19,089
It's just like that old saying: "Float a boat for fascism, and you just might get what you deserve, you fucking moron."

Wise words.
 
KoopaTheCasual

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DiipuSurotu said:
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It's a bit.

Like, watch his "message from QAnon" video.

"QAnon acurrately predicted 9/11, 20 years after it happened!"
"Everyone you know is a pedophile! You (points at the viewer) are a pedophile!"
"We're like a shittier Ms.Cleo!"
"While [Donald Trump] has never done anything selfless in his life, he is here to save you!"
*stops to make the light above his head keep swinging*

It's legitimately performance art
 
DiipuSurotu

DiipuSurotu

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Oct 25, 2017
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KoopaTheCasual said:
It's a bit.

Like, watch his "message from QAnon" video.

"QAnon acurrately predicted 9/11, 20 years after it happened!"
"Everyone you know is a pedophile! You (points at the viewer) are a pedophile!"
"We're like a shittier Ms.Cleo!"
"While [Donald Trump] has never done anything selfless in his life, he is here to save you!"
*stops to make the light above his head keep swinging*

It's legitimately performance art
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Wow lmao

He's really good, the crying is convincing haha
 
djplaeskool

djplaeskool

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Oct 26, 2017
19,753
lmao
How terrible
Let me get out my Tuba and play the Sailor's Hornpipe in memoriam.

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#dumbkirk is trending and I'm fucking howling. lol
 
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Strike

Strike

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Oct 25, 2017
27,361
tenor.gif
 
Loxley

Loxley

Prophet of Truth
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Oct 25, 2017
9,618
#Dumbkirk has me rolling XD

Also, I came in here for blue wave jokes and leave satisfied.
 
Kyrios

Kyrios

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Oct 27, 2017
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Edit: Apparently not part of the event so I'll get rid of this.
 
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Kernel

Kernel

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Oct 25, 2017
19,889
Trumpsters getting sunk by a blue wave.

I hope this is foreshadowing the election.
 
Lump

Lump

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Oct 25, 2017
16,034
People shit on Twitter and rightfully so, but on rare occasion, there is beauty.

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lupin23rd

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Oct 27, 2017
590
Saw on twitter:

"The likelihood of all these boats sinking at the Trump Boat Parade by accident is microscopic. We are dealing with terrorists."

LMAO
 
HardRojo

HardRojo

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Oct 25, 2017
26,133
Peru
That's the perfect way to celebrate this administration lol, gotta admite the dedication.
 

Imperfected

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Nov 9, 2017
11,737
Walker_Boh said:
How easy will it be to get the boats out? We don't need more toxic shit littering all of our lakes and rivers and oceans.
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If owning aquariums has taught me anything, it's that fishies love shipwrecks, especially if they're tinged with irony.

I guess the fuel and whatever else they might have onboard could be a problem, though.
 
fenners

fenners

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Oct 27, 2017
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How the heck do you sink on Lake Travis like that!?! Total amateurs?
 
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tapedeck

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Oct 28, 2017
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There was a massive Trump boat parade in New Jersey as well, the boats were packed together WAY too close.
 
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