You may have heard that a man on board a flight to Jamaica Monday forced the plane to return to Toronto because he "joked" about having the coronavirus.
And you may have thought to yourself, why the hell would he do that? What led James Potok to screw up the vacations of hundreds of people on board, and scare the shit of everyone in the process?
Well, the wait for an explanation is over, and it's dumber than any of us could have imagined.
In an interview with Global News, Potok, 28, said he stood up and announced to his fellow passengers that he'd just been to Hunan Province—the epicentre of the coronavirus—and wasn't feeling well (LO FUCKING L, James) because he's "an artist."
As per infectious disease protocol, WestJet flight 2702 was forced to return to Toronto International Airport, derailing vacation plans for the 243 people on board. WestJet had to cancel two flights because of the incident, and added an additional trip to Montego Bay on Tuesday. A spokesperson with the airline apologized to passengers.
But it turns out it's not the first time Trickster Potok Philippe videotaped himself messing with a plane full of people.
He said he travels to Jamaica about five times per year, and once stood up in front of passengers—phone in hand—and asked for everyone's attention.
"Lil' Wayne's album just dropped, can you go get it?" he asked everyone on the plane.
Dank meme me if old.