Moped accident causes taint bruising and 9-day long boner.
Ow.
Also, TIL about the Erection Hardness Score.
Edit: Damnit typo. Stupid mobile posting.
According to the report, the 35-year-old man had fallen off his moped nine days before his visit to the ER. At first, he only seemed to have bruised his perineum, the area between the genitals and anus that's commonly known as the "taint." Before long, though, the man developed an erection that lasted far, far more than four hours. While the erection itself wasn't painful and there were no other symptoms, he did have to deal with "mild discomfort on walking."
Once at the ER, he was classified as having a Grade IV erection, the highest tally on the Erection Hardness Score, which is a real thing. Even among cases of unwanted stiffness, though, the man's situation was unusual.
Ow.
Also, TIL about the Erection Hardness Score.
Edit: Damnit typo. Stupid mobile posting.