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rochellepaws

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,451
Ireland
Some tasty rumours here!

Capcom seems to be getting a rumored remake of Mercs style missions in mind
Crowbat: Combat It Uprumble coming to Switch eShop in Japan in the west on July 10th
Ubisoft is teasing something (possibly a crossover event) that's pretty much hints at something (possibly a new game)
[Variety] Activision Blizzard rumored to be awarded the 2022 Winter Olympics bid
Rumor: Red Dead Redemption 2 might be set in New Zealand with a New Zealander mascot
 

FormatCompatible

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
12,071
Mortal Kombat ???? Series | OT | Final and greatest of all, Rabbids, and Nintendo- Sex the Universe

...don't ask.
 
Dec 25, 2018
1,926
This is great!

Halo: BR starts exclusive to Xbox store, exclusive to master chief
Halo Infinite tells the story of the haggis and mastery in Halo 2, from lazy to rich. Now, 343 Industries needs to be master chief!
Halo Infinite's 'master chief' is a complete fuck-ton of assholes (massive story spoilers)
Halo Infinite will have an 'Unannouncement at Blizzcon' Campaign with 'Ace Combat' to provide additional story details
Halo Infinite could learn a thing from The Pokémon Company's Campaign - "If you want me, tell me about Cortana"
Halo MCC Insider Flight #3 has BR starts, armor lock, Is Dad involved?!
Halo Fan Film 'The Master Chief' to Feature Exclusive Interview With Chief Keighley at E3
Arbiter: War Within is coming to Switch

Mass effect 3 is not as smooth as it should be?
Mass effect: Should We Expect Remastered or Should We Hold On to our Bioware Shepard figma?
Mass effect 2 Wrex and Shepard are great
Mass effect: BioWare wants it more than BioWare's current RPG (and Bioware's current RPG)
Mass effect 3 or Bioware's Toilet Service RPG?

Doom Eternal will not have collectible demons in the game (Bethesda has said no)

Titanfall 2 Is Not A Battle Royale | Patrick Klepek (dev of "Where the Gungeon Tastes Like Wine)" explains
Titanfall 2 is still getting patched, is there anything special that needs to be said?

Metroid prime 4 is probably the best Metroid game I've played in years and I've never played it. should I play it or skip to Samus?
Metroid Prime - Is Samus herself wearing a red hat or a blue tie?
 
Jan 4, 2018
4,018
Microsoft has to win over gamers (Single-player only). How can we innovate next gen?

Next Smash Bros DLC is...LEGO Man
 

Siresly

Prophet of Regret
Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,570
FIFA 19's crackpot producer is no match for the company's legendary crackpot latino girl
The Last of Us 2 looks beatiful: "The lairs are too short. I'll have to cut them in half with scissors" and "I need to nap on the couch."
Penguin: World Ends Here (Cave Story) gets new trailer, no penguins, penguins eat crickets, open world penguin theme song

...the keyword was "crabs"
Penguins eat crickets? Seems questionable.
 
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Oreiller

Member
Oct 25, 2017
8,831
Phil Spencer: "The future of Xbox is here" on mobile gaming and "2027 has already beendate"

Phil Spencer thinks Google is preparing Android for Nintendo Switch

Phil Spencer: "The future is bright for Xbox, not for Apple" (Read OP)

Phil Spencer: We will be sending our system of choice to the cloud in the future (Cloud Saves)
 

Dr.Social

Member
Oct 25, 2017
960
What games have the potential to be huge and gooey? Outside of Nindie, what else is there?

Do you think we'll get a JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Blood Money Edition by Kojima next?

Why aren't you playing Grim Dawn? Because the game's main story is really not that good.

Rumor: Crackdown 3 is more polished and more terrifying than Crackdown 2
 

Oreiller

Member
Oct 25, 2017
8,831
Kevin Feige: "Kevin Feige won't be keanu Reeves..."

Keanu Reeves is Superman

WaPo: Trump to nominate Keanu Reeves for Secretary of State

wtf kevin feige?

Trump to hold first news conference with rumpus on kavanaugh, after the Democrats cheat on midterms

peep the button to get kevin feige to respond to criticism
 

Pororoka

Member
Nov 1, 2017
1,210
MX
No subject. I struck Gold on first try!

Why is Keanu Reeves as Chie Satonaka (and BronsonLee) so controversial in Ape Scape?


Tommy Wiseau's next game is a stealth sequel to Kill la Kill with Greg Sestero as Zelda [READ STAFF POST]


Let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that during MGS2's development, Sonic Team let us film the hell out of their cereal (image heavy)


Andrew House on Super Smash Bros Ultimate: "At the end of the day, it's not fair for Waluigi fans"


Are we getting a Superman game remake with even more cut content? - Kotaku (NSFW)
 

Niosai

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 28, 2017
4,921
Platinum Games teasing possible JoJo's Bizzare Adventure

Too real (just from the text prompt Platinum, no keywords)

dims
Oh gosh, how badly I want this now.
 

Leplutorius

Member
Oct 28, 2017
336
Is anyone else buying as little as 5% of Final Fantasy VII Remake?

20 "episodes" confirmed!

Is anyone else going to be so incredibly disappointed in FFVII Remake that they buy it (because of the DLC)?

It's so bad it's good.
 

Dr.Social

Member
Oct 25, 2017
960
What's the deal with "Come The Guy" and how do I get it out of my eyes?

PSA: Don't play The Division 2

PSA: For anyone that is planning to boycott Splatoon 2, the Splatfest's weekend is upon you. (UPDATE: 3 Splatfests in a row, don't miss out)

Controversial "Gaming Culture" in Your Family Tree

I'm convinced Playstation is one of the Largest Digital Marketing Spree in Gaming History [Garbage, blatant, blatant lies, blatant lies, blatant lies in general]
 

Leplutorius

Member
Oct 28, 2017
336
OP, this is so much fun!

Florida man arrested after rescuing 14 children from drowning in slide, apologizes for the mistake
 

Fiel

Member
Oct 30, 2017
1,265
Transphobic elements from FFVII being dismissed in favor of a new, more "progressive" FFIX

Ok, this is something lol.
 

Sumio Mondo

Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,915
United Kingdom
Shenmue III releasing May 30th on Xbox One - interesting!

Flower, Sun & Rain, 2nd Title to be released on 28 Oct, launches on Switch on 8 May - Ooh yeaaaaah!

Resident Evil 3's Final Bosses Are Fascinating - oh shit!

Hidetaka Miyazaki (Final Fantasy artist behind the covers of Chumps and Knights) joins Square Enix as Senior Writer - hmmm, okay

Suda51 is making a JRPG starring Dante from the Devil May Cry series (also known as: Devil May Cry 5) - OMG!

Killer7 is back! (again) - woohoo!

Yasumi Matsuno: Assassin's Creed Origins is "a massive letdown" - Matsuno with the hot takes!

Hideo Kojima's Deathbed Story Trailer | PS4, PS VR - scoop!

Hideo Kojima's YouTube Channel is Now Focused on Hideo Kojima - shocking!

Deus Ex: Mankind Divided's DLC is "a massive turn-based experience" - that's...quite a change!
 

Siresly

Prophet of Regret
Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,570
Michael Pachter: Nintendo is making a second Bayonetta and a "Bayonetta 2"

Nintendo's Michael Pachter: Nintendo Labo Is Already The Best-Selling Smartphone In Japan
 

Oreiller

Member
Oct 25, 2017
8,831
Sony's Hideaki Itsuno under fire from investors

Sony CEO Talks About Streaming Service And New Streaming Future

Sony really wants to copy another game company.. but not their IP.

Sony and Microsoft are fighting the good fight, and Microsoft is fighting the death (Win10 rumoured.)

Would you be against Sony remaking Dark Souls?

So Sony asked Nintendo about PSVR, and the answer was a PS5
 

Blitzrules240

Self requested ban
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
28,811
Midwest
Yves Guillemot, Ubisoft's creative director of The Division, has just been laid. Signed by Steve Carell and Crystal Dynamics (Wonderous and Troy, among others)

Yves Guillemot (Ubisoft) and Wonderful 101 Games join Square Enix's E3 2019 conference

Yves Guillemot (Ubisoft) and Wonderful 101 Games give away a Wonderful 101 Switch eShop key for Wonderful 101

Yves Guillemot (Polygon): How Donkey Kong was made, a Wonderful job, and why Ubisoft failed as a studio

Yves Guillemot (RTS/RTS of) "Rabbids, I do not understand. Wonderful, tragic, wonderful"
 

ThereAre4Lights

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
4,858
Kojima apologizes for Bloodborne 2 cover, saying it was made "to trick you into thinking The Last of Us 2 was a 10/10," and that it could have been "an ashamed of words and deeds"

Kojima is ashamed of words and deeds, it is against The Last of Us 2

Kojima: The Last of Us 2 is not ashamed of words and deeds. The game is a masterpiece.

Kojima shares new game footage with fan translationist. Dave Chappell also working on The Last of Us 2. (Bloodborne 2 is his last game)

Kojima was involved with The Last of Us 2's localization, talks about the localization and more. (Read OP)

Kojima should direct a game set in the Bloodborne universe with very clear art style and it would make The Last of Us 2 even more perfect
 

lucebuce

Community Resettler
Member
Oct 25, 2017
22,891
Pakistan
  • Epic Games Store seems to be getting a 'Free Weekend' update
  • Epic Games Store listing reveals upcoming game announcements alongside Anthem
  • Epic Games Store puts your Steam game on sale
  • Epic Games Store listing reveals Anthem's "new studio" listing (lore driven, PvE-focused, MMO-focused, etc)
 

Nitpicker_Red

Member
Nov 3, 2017
1,282

Awhile ago I posted a thread of AI-generated ResetEra titles. Now, thanks to GPT-2, I've not only developed a webapp to allow you to generate titles, but you can also specificy a) what the title starts with and/or b) keywords to condition the titles upon!

As a bonus, the model works for both Gaming and EtcetEra!

Some examples (note that without any prompt/conditioning, sometimes it can recite existing titles verbatim):

Gaming (no prompt/keywords)

Sekiro: Would you be open to a third season?

DLC or re-releases that bring the most out of you into the times you already have

Can We Finally Admit The Wii U Failed Because It Didn't Have A True Success Rate?

I have been asked by some random to suggest me some games to play.

The Elder Scrolls Online: Summerset coming to Xbox One and PS4

Why is there no buzz around for Crackdown 3's campaign?

"This is what freedom looks like" And other important lessons from the video game industry

Why do people LOVE The Last Story?

E3 2018 Rumor: Nier Automata coming to Switch

New to PS4, what are some PS4 exclusives you have?

Are we ever going to see 2D Mario on switch? Will we see a sequel to that?

LTTP: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, aka: Why am I still getting sucked into this weird, dark mess?

Astrobot is the most fun I've had in any genre.

What do you think is the future of the Splatoon games?

Tomb Raider Movie Sequel in Development

I think I have a problem with most games and games by Kamiya

What are some of the best gaming deals you've scored?

What's the best version of the Super Mario Bros. series?

What do you think about Persona 5D?

EtcetEra (no prompts/keywords)

I'm having a hard time remembering this movie

Coca-Cola, Aurora exploring potential for cannabis-infused drinks

Why are the Shonen manga's cover pages so bad?

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World - Review Thread

The U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday will hear a challenge to Trump's executive order on coal, say fans and climate scientists

What's the best way to get into astrology?

Does anyone else here listen to podcasts while at work?

What are your thoughts on the recent ResetEra news?

This year marks the end of mobile phone history

Can I contact Google about them listing my phone number for a business I don't own?

Do you believe a person's best friend can be anything good?

T.J Miller to Play John Wick

I'm a BritERA member, question regarding citizenship

The "White Savior" is the most badass MCU character

Mozilla announces Firefox for Android: Introducing the new preview feature

"The Punisher" Season 2 Begins shooting this week.

I'm getting really depressed and I need to vent

Why is it so hard to find anime that's open and honest about LGBT stuff?

Era, please educate me on how to pronounce "l" in a forum thread.

What's the best way to get into the Disney movies?

Gaming ("Dark Souls" keyword)

Do you think Dark Souls 2 could get better ?

Is Heavy Rain and Dark Souls worth playing for the story?

LTTP: Dark Souls 2 (and other games like it)

Dark Souls 3 / Beyond vs Sunless Sea

Is Dark Souls 1 worth picking up if you've never played them?

What's the best version of Dark Souls?

So what's the deal with Dark Souls?

Dark Souls on consoles is truly incredible

Dark Souls 3 seems to be in a state of "defunct", if you read state reports, it may even be final for some reason.

Dark Souls 3 and its quotes from Zelda (spoilers)

LTTP: Dark Souls (NES)

EtcetEra ("Read OP" as the keyword)

Coffee for day: How much does a single cup of Coffee really make? (Read OP)

Do you read manga? (Read OP)

What Are Some of Your Favorite Non-Gaming Twitch Channels? (Read OP)

Do you read the Lord of the Rings? (Read OP)

The New York Times Publishes an Excellent Response to China's Red Flags (China Propaganda) [Read OP]

Marvel to Cancel "The Avengers" (Read OP)

The most controversial moments in Dragon Ball history (Read OP)

I just kinda fell out of bed for the night... [Read OP if you want]

Gaming ("easy mode" keyword)

PS4 Pro is super easy mode on my PS4

Newer Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe - Mario Odyssey playable in easy mode

Smash Bros is getting easy mode

PS4 Pro won't turn on after dark in easy mode

Are console games any good on easy mode?

Final Fantasy XV Windows Edition won't have easy mode

So, any chance we'll get a "My PS4" mode for easy-easy mode on PS4?

Is it me or do some people hate Easy mode a lot?

Etcetera ("sex" keyword: SFW examples I promise)

I think I'm done with sex

Is the sex in this movie really weird?

Can we discuss how much better is sex after marriage?

Have you ever had sex with a salad?

Era, I want to have sex with you......
Weird, is the presence of the keyword not always guaranteed?
I tried "based", "regarding", "elaborate" and each time only 3 out of 5 titles contained the keyword. Might have been just unlucky though.

The funniest is when the AI makes up words to try to fit the pattern:
  • There was an error generating the text! Please try again!
  • What are some indie games that have an innovative approach to gameplay?
  • Why aren't there more elaborate HD backgrounds for the Switch?
  • I need a new RPG, cheap andaborate is the best advice I can get (Tales of)
  • Shenmue III has become an insanelyaborate development team
 
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Madjoki

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,230
Do you think that Half Life 3 will release in 2019?

Half Life 3 MODS not using mod support anymore

Should Valve have made Half Life 3 or Just Left Alive?

Half Life 3 will be available on Epic Games Store, other items delisted later on

Half-Life 3 [official] trailer, coming to Valve's The studio


Edit:

Madjoki, 428: Shibuya Scramble, and 428: Shibuja Scramble are coming to Switch

Madjoki (Madmind Games) is developing a Switch game (likely a Switch port)

Madjoki (From Software) new project is a Switch Exclusive!

Madjoki, Rogue Galaxy, and The Messenger coming to Switch

Madjoki (From Software) Is Doing A Guilty Guilty Guilty Anime Expo Line Up In 2019


I don't even have a switch.
 
Dec 25, 2018
1,926
Halo MCC April Update adds (what looks like) a few neat visual novels and a sequel?
Tim Sweeny: Steam is getting some kind of Epic Games Store competitor, and it could be a blockbuster
Tim Sweeny: We Have to Talk about Epic Games Store as a Platform. Discuss this matter in a positive light.
Gears of war series' Dom and Marcus were originally supposed to be giant Worms
 

nix6

Member
Oct 28, 2017
107
EGS is now epic game store (UP: Epic Store issues refunds for claim) Epic Store responds: "We're sorry, we had to stop you from leaving."
 

Injustice45

Member
Oct 29, 2017
357
Prompt: Soul Calibur. Keyword: Nintendo Switch.

Soul Calibur VI - Cervantes Trailer (Kotaro Uchikoshi) | PS4, PC, Nintendo Switch, PS Vita
Soul Calibur 6 - Nintendo Switch vs PS4 comparison
There was an error generating the text! Please try again!
Soul Calibur VI Game Modes and Features Trailer - Nintendo Switch
Soul Calibur VI - Nintendo Switch Trailer

Prompt: Capcom. Keyword: Nintendo Switch

Capcom Updates their Virtual Console strategy, introduces new Virtual Console titles including Monster Hunter World, SF 30th Anniversary and more (Win a Nintendo Switch)

Prompt: Twintelle ('s Booty)
Twintelle for Switch dated for July, says it will launch on March 30th in NA and on March 26th in EU
Twintelle coming to Switch on March 3rd with a new music track (March 3rd's my birthday!)
Twintelle coming to Switch on May 8th
Twintelle coming to Switch on July 9
Twintelle (Super Mario Party) is available to pre-order on Amazon Germany and is being sold out too fast!
Twintelle's Booty Smash?
Twintelle's Booty Animation Thread
Twintelle's Booty Trailer (PS4/Switch/PC, "A Fraggle of Booty")
Twintelle's Booty Teaser Trailer (from former game devs of Double Fine)
 

Perzeval

Prophet of Truth
Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
10,547
Sweden
Sonic the Hedgehog's kiss / hug is the most satisfying thing in gaming (aka makes me insecure about my relationship)
 

milkyway

One Winged Slayer
Member
May 17, 2018
3,004
What are the chances we'll get a The Last of Us DLC?
The Nintendo Switch has surpassed Reggie's expectations as a platform
NPD July 2018: Octopath Traveler #1, Switch Best Selling Console

Help I'm only getting sane/normal results??

Nintendo Switch Online: $74.99 per month or $74.99 Monthly for eShop

Help?
 
Oct 25, 2017
1,809
Gabe Newell (Voice of Dante) has joined Platinum Games
How is Konami handling the sales and distribution of the N64?
 
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Spirited

Prophet of Truth
Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,792
Sweden
  • PS5 and the extreme, yet little-known, gfueled death (the sim of Deadly Premonition)
  • [Rumor] New Kingdom Hearts III Information seemingly leaked by Master Chief
  • Epic Games job listing suggests No Man's Sky might have a story mode [Update: No mention of it in Epic's job listing]
  • Epic Games Store changes its "don't buy until you've visited them in their store" policy, effectively locking epic games store access for some
  • Epic Store, Epic launcher, Epic Game Store, Epic Store store app, Epic Game Launcher + others - Which is more epic?

Thought these were kinda funny
 

Xavillin

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,028
Yu-Gi-Oh! Needs to be done more often (and in less than a week), not sure how Boobs are affecting his story


Huh...
 
A few:

Nintendo should make Fire Emblem, for the inevitable Smash Bros.
Nintendo should make Fire Emblem as a part of their Fire Emblem series, or they should just make a new Smash Bros.

Sakurai on Smash Switch port: "We're actually putting hours into it, and it's not good for sales."
Sakurai on Smash: "No Smash for me, I'm going to be the best." [Update: Smash Switch makes it look like that]

Sakurai on Smash Bros Ultimate: "The design team did a lot of the designing of Fire Emblem before we even knew we would make it"

Yoko Taro should be the Director of Nintendo's Strategy & Software Tester for SNK, Sakurai's Master Chief or even Forza, Nintendo's President
Epic Games Store is a step above Nintendo, Sony and Google, and it violates the Emoji Agreement (Win 5).
 

Max|Payne

Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,953
Portugal
Prompt: Hot Take, Keywords: BOTW, TLOU, Xbox
Hot Take: TLOU 2 has the best storytelling in all of gaming (over all platforms) (Winners/losers every nowand then)
Hot Take: TLOU Part 2 is BOTW and Xbox One is TLOU
Hot Take: BOTW is targeting a PS4 and Xbox One era, not a Switch
Hot Take: BOTW and the Xbox UI is built on an old Xbox 360 emulator that went back to being used for Morrowind
Hot Take: BOTW is targeting TLOU 2.5 years after the original (free) Xbox version
Hot Take: TLOU Part 2 is NOT going to be a sequel to BOTW (If given the opportunity) (If not a TLOU 2 sequel)
Hot Take: BOTW is targeting 12-17 year olds (TLoU is targeting 3-6 hour olds by comparison)
Hot Take: BOTW is targeting the Xbox One (1, 2, 3), first time targeting it
Hot Take: TLOU 2 is a better game than BOTW and Xbox One X
Hot Take: BOTW 2 is better than TLOU 2 (through-passing on Xbox)

It's uncanny.
 

Xavillin

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,028
From Software Is Giving Away a FREE Complete The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for Life. Praise The Sun, Bloodborne, or Hidetaki Miyazaki.
 

Serein

Member
Mar 7, 2018
2,345
This is amazing, thanks OP! Some of the best :

New Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon, features original characters including Mr. Satan and Mr. Bean

My uncle works at Nintendo and they're both awful.

Digital Foundry: The Crew 2: A Six-Year-Old's Tech Breakdown

Oh, Ubisoft! ...Just... wow. The PS4 Pro has died. :(

Kojima should make a Samurai Jack movie with Nolan North as director

Kojima and Dennis Rodman will speak on crowdfunded game

How is the HDR in the N64?

Sega Saturn has been dead for over 90 minutes now

Sega Saturn vs Sega Xbox One X - Is it a matter of haggis?
[holy shit, as a Scot and a Saturn fan this one kills me]

The SNES vs Genesis soundtracks debate - Video games must be destroyed
[my favourite]

Dreamcast. I can't stop.
[if I could pick a tag it would totally be this, lol]

"cognitive dissonance" - > Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and have a self-imposed anxiety attack?

OK that's enough for now...
 

dxspace

Member
Oct 25, 2017
225
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Norway seeks Brexit vote within two weeks

Sweden wins the 2019 FIFA World Cup

In Germany, you can now buy 'in-n-out' on the black-market (CNBC)

Germany Will Notify Anybody If They Show Up in Europe (Article)

France to become first country to ban all Facebook, Instagram and Facebook mobile apps

France will impose sanctions on the EU over Trump's planned European Court of Human Rights visit

UK: Police believe mass arrests of offenders on 16-17 year olds is linked to a computer virus

United Kingdom First Minister: "What the FUCK is this country?"

Ireland set to become the first country to ban online shopping

Spain: government collapses before it can be finished

How Greece Ruined American Life - Histories of Greece: The Rise and Fall of the Nicomachine Corporation

Belgium to take legal action against the Netherlands over use of the phrase "on call"

Belgium's President-Elect, Zwarte Pete, Dies at 92

Russia to offer 'full and open' list of interested countries
 

Taker34

QA Tester
Verified
Oct 25, 2017
1,122
building stone people
Wow this is really good:
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Honourable mentions:

Taker34: "I would rather play WiiU/Switch now than Wii[ies]" Over the unprecedented 43% WiiU patent holder has lost "everything" in the games market

Should the Super Nintendo 64 be used for child protection in consoles and is it feasible?

Sony is now unannounced, open, and progressive as hell!