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MAGA cringe. Post your favorites.

SolidSnakex

SolidSnakex

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Oct 25, 2017
23,355
Almighty said:
"The people don't decide who is president, the courts do", "the courts don't decide the president, the electoral college does", "the electoral college doesn't decide the president, the senate does", "the senate doesn't decide the president, the insurrection act, or insert other batshit crazy civil war fantasy bullshit here, does," and finally "Biden is a fake president, we need investigations and impeachment"
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It's honestly amazing how much goal post moving there's been. Right off the bat the initial lawsuits would overturn it. Then Giuliani's team had the real ammo to overturn. Then it was the Kraken. Then it turned out that those cases were all to actually get it in front of the Supreme Court. But then the SC doesn't even want to hear from them. So it shifted to the Electoral College. And now it's shifted to January 6th where apparently Congress will change things.
 
Jive Turkey

Jive Turkey

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Oct 25, 2017
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Almighty said:
"The people don't decide who is president, the courts do", "the courts don't decide the president, the electoral college does", "the electoral college doesn't decide the president, the senate does", "the senate doesn't decide the president, the insurrection act, or insert other batshit crazy civil war fantasy bullshit here, does," and finally "Biden is a fake president, we need investigations and impeachment"
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You forgot the one that kicked it all off: "The media doesn't decide who is president, the people do!"
 
DNAbro

DNAbro

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Oct 25, 2017
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Jive Turkey said:
You forgot the one that kicked it all off: "The media doesn't decide who is president, the people do!"
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It's very funny and horrifying that they keep saying "the media telling you he won cause he got the electoral college votes", like zero outlets could report on it and it would still be true.
 
Joeyjoejoeshabadoo

Joeyjoejoeshabadoo

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Oct 28, 2017
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I love when they keep moving the goal posts.
"Can't wait for election day so we find out our Trump won his second term as president"

"Dumb libs, the media can't call the election the states still have to certify. MAGA 2020"

"psh, just wait until the electorate votes, that's when you will see the god emperor's plan in action"

"Oh ho libs you thought it was the day the elector's vote? Nope, Jan 6th is the actual date when they announce a president. Our own electors already voted and claimed no take backsies and they double stamped the triple stamp"

Jan 6th..."Dumb liberals, the president isn't actually chosen until inauguration day when they reveal the next president by pulling off the mask and then Ken Jeong goes crazy because he thought it was Kelly Rippa. Owned Libs"
 
Fushichou187

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Nov 1, 2017
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Godzilla's Left Toe said:
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The MAGA Karens are really taking those Ivanka acting classes seriously.

GrapeApes said:
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Jim Sterling is gonna be pissed when he finds out someone stole his outfit.


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He's just seeding the ground and generating his cred for the grift circuit after Biden's inauguration. There's a significant audience out there that will buy books, pack motel conference rooms, and support patreons of people babbling endlessly about how Trump is still the real president of the "real america", some "master plan", etc... So, picture like... the sovereign citizens merging with the flat earth movement... but with worse merch and painfully earnest memes. That's what this fuckwit is gearing up for.
 
SolidSnakex

SolidSnakex

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Oct 25, 2017
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Here's another one of those videos where it's hard to tell if he's being serious or trolling Trump supporters



He randomly breaks into a Rodney Dangerfield impression during it.
 
Mahonay

Mahonay

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Oct 25, 2017
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SolidSnakex said:
Here's another one of those videos where it's hard to tell if he's being serious or trolling Trump supporters



He randomly breaks into a Rodney Dangerfield impression during it.
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Lmao I love how confident these slugs are in the made up shit they pull out their own asses. I guess when you view education as a weakness this is what happens.

Also what the fucking at the Dangerfield impersonation in the same breath as praising Jesus lol
 
MoxManiac

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Nov 17, 2017
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Why do they think Pence is going to be the factor that makes the trump electors used? Even if it comes to that, isn't it a senate vote?
 

Deleted member 86105

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MoxManiac said:
Why do they think Pence is going to be the factor that makes the trump electors used? Even if it comes to that, isn't it a senate vote?
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Mike Pence, as the President of the Senate, is the one who officially announces Biden is the next President after Congress confirms it. That will be fun to watch.

The cultists think that Pence will never announce Biden's victory, therefore Biden will never become President. But it doesn't work like that. The session cannot end until the result is publicly declared. Pence has no choice under federal law but to announce it.
 
Schlorgan

Schlorgan

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Oct 25, 2017
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Akira said:
Mike Pence, as the President of the Senate, is the one who officially announces Biden is the next President after Congress confirms it. That will be fun to watch.

The cultists think that Pence will never announce Biden's victory, therefore Biden will never become President. But it doesn't work like that. The session cannot end until the result is publicly declared. Pence has no choice under federal law but to announce it.
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And if he just refuses to announce it, Trump doesn't become president, Pelosi does.
 
Tahnit

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Oct 25, 2017
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the right is now going on about this voter fraud with dominion voting machines in MI? Wtf is this shit lol
 
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