Lori Loughlin reportedly 'practising martial arts' so she'll be ready for prison

[DMczaf]

https://torontosun.com/entertainmen...=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1577817711

Lori Loughlin is finally getting ahead of the possibility she may be heading to prison — she's hired experts to train her up in how to best survive behind bars, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

"She's knuckling down, learning the lingo and practising martial arts to give off the impression she's tough and to ward off potential bullies," an insider revealed, noting that Loughlin, 55, "knows there will be plenty of them in federal prison."

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[MinerArcaniner]

It's like a bad 80's B movie.

 

[KarmaCow]

I want to hear this lingo she learned.

 

[whatsinaname]

She's gonna come back out. Do the talk show circuit, write a book and make a OITNB type show and make tons of money.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

oh god the sun

is there another source that isn't toronto's very own dumpster fire

 

[Burt]

It's like a bad 80's B movie.

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More like a 2015 C-movie

 

[TrailerParkRanger]

Have mercy.

 

[UnluckyKate]

I saw a movie like this.

The guy commits money fraud and prepare for prison. Its a great comedy. He gets the most horrific asshole tatoo to fend off shower bullies.

Dont remember the name.

 

[shnurgleton]

whenever somebody mentions martial arts I misread it as "marital arts"

 

[SugarNoodles]

Is that thumbnail a random photo where she happens to be in a "chopping" pose?

 

[HStallion]

Wouldn't she be going to some Club Fed type place or separated from the general prison populace?

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

Rumour has it that shes already mastered the no touch knockout and is a master of chi manipulation so she'll be fine.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Aren't celebrities n such segregated from normal population. She's probably gonna have a better living space than I have now and better food. Either way she just needs to master the touch of death.

 

[Eros]

I find learning the lingo more funny than learning martial arts. If I couldn't fight and was going to prison, I'd try to learn how to fight, too.

 

[grand]

She's going to rich white people jail. Boo hoo

 

[Samanosuke Akechi]

 

[VectorPrime]

Martial Arts won't save you from a shiv in the ribs.

But this is stupid it's not like she's going to an actually tough prison.

 

[onadesertedisland]

She is dumber than I thought.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Aren't celebrities n such segregated from normal population. She's probably have a better living space than I have now and better food. Either way she just needs to master the touch of death.

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They're sometimes, but Cosby is apparently in gen pop.

 

[Deleted member 12224]

The Lifetime movie about her jail stint is going to FIRE.

 

[capitalCORN]

God I wish I was hot so I could be that dumb.

 

[DrForester]

Hallmark needs to make this movie.

 

[RedMercury]

She should be more worried about people being nice to her. The target isn't going to be on her back, it's going to be her wallet. Everyone is going to be her best friend.

 

[NinjaScooter]

Will she Have Mercy on here opponents?

 

[Daniel Westlake]

She's gonna come back out. Do the talk show circuit, write a book and make a OITNB type show and make tons of money.

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She knows how to play the game.

 

[ArrogantBastard]

Like she will ever see the inside of a prison.

 

[Fushichou187]

I want to hear this lingo she learned.

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It's all very cunning.

 

[BWoog]

Isn't she only in there for two weeks or something?

 

[thecouncil]

lol. come on now.

 

[ryan299]

hopefully a doc crew go in with her. Want to see this

 

[julia crawford]

Trusting absolute zero of this.

 

[Baji Boxer]

You know, I would watch a reality tv show of her life in prison, putting to test all she's learned.

 

[MegaManTrigger]

Imagine being this dumb.

 

[Deleted member 12790]

This is close enough.

 

[Braag]

Yeah because practising martial arts for only a few months (if you even have the disicpline for it) will make you a dangerous individual...

 

[Strike]

I'd watch this Full House spin-off.

 

[Deleted member 22750]

 

[Deleted member 8166]

More like a 2015 C-movie

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First thing I thought of lol

 

[Keikaku]

Is she going to OZ or something?

 

[Deleted member 1086]

 

[Guts Of Thor]

Yeah because practising martial arts for only a few months (if you even have the disicpline for it) will make you a dangerous individual...

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I don't think practicing martial arts for years could prepare you for life in prison.

 

[BobLoblaw]

Dumbass. Can't believe she pleaded not guilty.

 

[Uzumaki Goku]

Why does she want to fight this so bad?

 

[RiOrius]

Wouldn't she be going to some Club Fed type place or separated from the general prison populace?

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Yeah, she's not learning martial arts to defend against bullies. She's preparing to be one of them.

She'll rule Club Fed with an iron fist.

 

[Deleted member 2109]

Aunt Becky gonna run the yard.

 

[Linkura]

This is the most white people shit I've ever heard.

 

[HStallion]

Yeah, she's not learning martial arts to defend against bullies. She's preparing to be one of them.

She'll rule Club Fed with an iron fist.

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Time for a new Undisputed sequel where Scott Adkins takes on Lori Loughlin in space jail

 

[Deleted member 12224]

Aunt Becky legitimately has the lowest approval rating in America.

 

[jack_package_200]

Isn't this the plot of a shitty Kevin Hart movie?

 

[Nepenthe]

I have legitimately had knife practice at my capoeira group.

She's doomed.