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GOAT?

  • Mozzarella sticks

    Votes: 29 8.4%
  • Chili cheese / Jalapeno Poppers

    Votes: 11 3.2%
  • Onion Rings

    Votes: 31 9.0%
  • Tater Tots

    Votes: 13 3.8%
  • Fries (inclues sweet potato fries, waffle fries, curly ones etc)

    Votes: 240 69.6%
  • Wings

    Votes: 13 3.8%
  • Biscuits (Yes it includes cheddar bay biscuits)

    Votes: 8 2.3%

  • Total voters
    345

Martinski

Member
Jan 15, 2019
8,434
Göteborg
If you could only chose one side order for the rest of your life what would it be? I am hedging my bets fries will win this one.

Mozzarella sticks
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Onions Rings:
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Chili Cheese / Poppers
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Tater Tots:
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Fries
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Biscuits?
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sir_crocodile

Member
Oct 25, 2017
23,569
1) nandos peri chips (chunky fries) - the peri salt lifts them so much it's amazing

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2) nandos garlic bread

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Obv had better at resturants, but they're the best chain garlic bread imo.

Surprised garlic bread isn't an option in the poll tbh. So good
 

Acidote

Member
Oct 26, 2017
4,996
Both fried zucchini and fried eggplant are great if done right so they're not soggy.

But it's fries.
 

NotLiquid

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
34,874
Can't say no to fries. It just has the versatility and works with most things.
 

The Albatross

Member
Oct 25, 2017
39,212
I consider a few of those 'appetizers' -- moz sticks, poppers, wings -- not quite a side order. Fries, though, fit. I like them all, but fries are the most versatile.
 

Ravelle

Member
Oct 31, 2017
17,889
Curly Fries are really damn good but wedges are also damn good.

Sweet potato fries though, now that's some good stuff.

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wenis

Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,146
Fries are a whole ass meal. You know the average serving size is supposed to be like less than a handful?
 

thewienke

Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,097
As an appetizer I'm picking Mozzarella Sticks.

Of the actual sides (onion rings, fries, biscuits, tater tots), I'll probably go with fries.
 

Swiggins

was promised a tag
Member
Apr 10, 2018
11,519
It's Fries, they're so versatile and ubiquitous.

Who the fuck treats wings like a side dish?
 

John Rabbit

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,190
You lumped them all together but my immediate response before clicking into the thread was "curly fries" so fries.
 

RecLib

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,365
Doing this without the actual answer on the poll, how embarrassing for you.

(poutine)
 

FinFunnels

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
5,610
Seattle
Really weird poll choices. No mashed potatoes? Baked potato? Celery? Carrots? Mac n cheese? Asparagus?

I didn't think anyone over age 10 liked tater tots or mozzarella sticks.

Regardless, fries are the clear winner. Not only are they tasty, but they go well with so many different foods.
 

Poppy

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,288
richmond, va
doesnt matter if onion rings, poppers or mozz sticks are awesome in their own regard

what matters is that fries are the greatest thing on earth
 

HiLife

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
39,980
No way are wings considered sides. That's like the actual meal you get w fries or celery/carrots as a side.

But out of those, it has to be fries and all its iterations. I think curly fries are the best, with sweet potato being #2.
 

Prophet Steve

Member
Oct 26, 2017
1,178
Fries, hopefully with all the variations of them (sweet potato fries, different spices, thick fries, french fries)
 

McScroggz

The Fallen
Jan 11, 2018
5,975
I don't really see Mozz sticks or wings as sides so it's hard for me to go with that. I feel like fries are great because they can be good on their own, can be complimented by dipping sauces, are versatile enough to go on burgers or in milk shakes, and can have toppings that make them fantastic on their own. Plus, there's something comforting about ordering fries and not worrying about if you only eat half of them because hey, they are just fries.
 

bombermouse

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,056
Sweet potato fries and it's not even a contest. By putting them with other fries then other options never had a chance.
 

KillingJoke

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
3,672
Mozarella sticks. A good batch of fries is a close second but they are fucked up way too much from any food joint to be considered the goat.
 

Tavernade

Tavernade
Moderator
Sep 18, 2018
8,735
Fries are the only good thing man has created with their time on this planet.

Mozerella sticks are ok by comparison but I find them to be really hit or miss, and the best is only as good as mid tier fries.
 

kmfdmpig

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
19,445
I'll take Gyoza/potstickers over the choices in the OP. If I have to choose one of the choices then chicken wings.
 

Servbot24

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
43,384
Good fries for sure. Can't just be fries and ketchup though, gotta be loaded with good stuff.

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MrBS

"This guy are sick"
Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,272
Not surprised to see fries dominating, I get it. My vote is onion rings.

And for the technically incorrect vote I would say a second burger to go with my burger is also a contender for GOAT side.