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Last Afghan Jews were kicked out of prison for being too annoying
- Thread starter OtherWorldly
- Start date
User banned (1 week): inappropriate joke in a sensitive thread
This is going to be the finest movie Woody Allen has ever made. And he also needs to cast Larry David as Simentov. Allen can play Levi.
I have a fantastic title, but it's kinda (extremely) racist. So I'm absolutely not typing it. I gift it freely to any Jewish resetera member who can own it or disown it. But it's a pun on:
The Kite Runner.
I have a fantastic title, but it's kinda (extremely) racist. So I'm absolutely not typing it. I gift it freely to any Jewish resetera member who can own it or disown it. But it's a pun on:
The Kite Runner.
Hmmm. Not bad. And less baggage.
PLUS SONGS.
And probably a Burqa disguise caper.
Even the Talibans beatings couldn't stop them from arguing wth.
"Soon as the Taliban are done whipping my ass I know exactly what argument I'm going to own him with".
"Soon as the Taliban are done whipping my ass I know exactly what argument I'm going to own him with".
This reminds me of the story about two people being the last people who spoke a language. But they refused to speak to one another because they didn't like each other. So the language died with them.
What was that old Jewish saying about two Jews having three opinions?
Or we can act like adults and acknowledge his comments were offensive.
I apologize if my reply was out of place. As a jew I found the post in question just as hilarious as the OP.
I got banned for cause. I was too casual with the term (I never actually used the term, but it's offensive and I should have been more circumspect even in hinting at it. My Jewish GF who I lived with and agreed to convert for, or rather for her parents, used the ACTUAL term all the time and I couldn't bring myself to utter it verbally even then) and my hesitation to type it should have been sufficient cause to pause.
Anyway I hope nobody thought for a second I intended that to be harmful or negative in the context of that post.
Shit man, at least being born a jew means you don't have any memories of the event. As an adult I think it'd be traumatic.
you will not be shocked to learn she was more or less atheist in real life - and so was her mom but she asked and since I didn't care one way or the other it was like agreeing to take up salsa dancing as a gesture of love rather than actually religious.
or like getting married in church out of familial obligation. I admit that it looked harder to pass the tests than I hoped.
like, can't you just dunk me in water or something?
I've dated Jewish women. I almost died on the floor during that bit. My wife of Norwegian Lutheran descent just shook her head at me.
You probably know this already but Judaism sees itself kind of like the Hardcore Gamers and Dark Souls of mainstream religions. And converting is kind of like a casual earning their gamer cred.
yeah I'd probably have had to photoshop my achievements. We ended up getting married by a Unitarian pastor so the wedding could look religious to the old people but absent of specific details. He asked us if we believed in god and we mumbled something about the universe being really big and he just nodded and signed the contract (days before the ceremony in his office).
Look
dad kept saying "amen."
I just want to find a partner who talks about me like John does his wife 😭
"She's a tiny, bossy, Jew, and I LOVE HER."
My sisters and I had tears streaming down our faces after that bit. My
dad kept saying "amen."
I just want to find a partner who talks about me like John does his wife 😭
"She's a tiny, bossy, Jew, and I LOVE HER."