Oh for christ's sakes, fuck off.
One of the things that this quarantine+contingency has taught me, is that being furloughed + having low but enough money to buy food and pay for services and facing the possibility of my loved ones dying, it's making me less anxious and nervous than the four years I have been at my office. I don't know if I'm going back to work, but I'm sure as hell not gonna feel sad if I get kicked out and get a lower paying job, anything but there.
I think I found the balance of "I need just this to have a comfortable way of living", and certainly draining myself in a fucking office isn't the way for me and I'm finding a way to freelance and be my own boss. Go fuck yourself with the "be an adult and dress like one". Of course, I'm grateful to have a lot of safety nets that a lot of people don't have, but I just can't stress enough how happy I am for not being in that fucking job right now.