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exodus

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Oct 25, 2017
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friendlyatheist.patheos.com

Scamvangelist: If You Lost Your Job in the Pandemic, “Don’t You Stop Tithing”

He must need a new private jet.

Kenneth Copeland said:
Fear of this coronavirus is faith in its ability to hurt you or kill you. The fear of "What are we gonna do? I'm getting laid off at work!"



Hey! Your job's not your source. If it is, you're in trouble. Jesus is your source! Whatever you do right now, don't you stop tithing! Don't you stop sowing offerings.


"Well, they won't let us go to church!"

Well, email it in, then! Text together. Something. But you get your tithe in that church if you have to go take it down there and drop it off… stick it under the door or something. You get that tithe in that church, you get that offering in that church, and then you go home and do what you're supposed to do.

If there actually is a hell, he's in for a rough ride. God damn leech on society.
 

Blader

Member
Oct 27, 2017
26,623
This guy looks like an actual snake wearing human skin. You couldn't find a more stereotypically slimy looking motherfucker for this kind of asshole.
 

Slayven

Never read a comic in his life
Moderator
Oct 25, 2017
93,177
Scammers going to scam, even Shaun King started a new joint
 

MrCibb

Member
Dec 12, 2018
5,349
UK
I remember this guy from a H3H3 video. Creepy fucker, he is. And also a greedy cunt, judging by this. Who would have guessed!
 

Stinkles

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
20,459
friendlyatheist.patheos.com

Scamvangelist: If You Lost Your Job in the Pandemic, “Don’t You Stop Tithing”

He must need a new private jet.



If there actually is a hell, he's in for a rough ride. God damn leech on society.

there's a very large swathe of the prominent pious who must be far more atheist privately than even the biggest edgelord - because even a hardcore euphoric Fedora - sorry, trilby- enthusiast has a couple of bucks on Pascal's Wager as a hedge. These guys have made a profound bet that it's horseshit.
 

Yerffej

Prophet of Regret
Member
Oct 25, 2017
23,572
But Kenneth I only have 10 bucks left.

Ken: Correction. *those serial killer eyes, boring a hole directly into your soul* You only have 9, my son. Don't you dare think about not giving the Lord what's His.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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Fucking charlatan. Tithing is a portion of your income. If you lose your income, of course the expectation to tithe is lost as well.

Unless of course, he means he's willing to take 10% of my COVID garden's harvest.

He's not.
 

Deleted member 2145

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
29,223
"give God the first portion of your income. say that with me, give God the first portion of your income. give it first! not after deducts, not after the social security, and the hospitalization, and the malnutrition. not after all these things on your check you say, I'm gonna give God a little what's left. you do, and that's what you gonna get from God"

one of the legit good releases by ICP :ducks:
 
Oct 25, 2017
14,653
there's a very large swathe of the prominent pious who must be far more atheist privately than even the biggest edgelord - because even a hardcore euphoric Fedora - sorry, trilby- enthusiast has a couple of bucks on Pascal's Wager as a hedge. These guys have made a profound bet that it's horseshit.
That's what I was thinking when I was reading OP's comment about hell. There's no way this guy even believes in hell.
 

entremet

You wouldn't toast a NES cartridge
Member
Oct 26, 2017
60,194
Tithing is not even required in the NT....

Helping the poor, though. It is pretty much prescribed. But that makes you a recipient of care.
 

SneerfulOwl

Member
Nov 4, 2017
1,873
Especially in a time like this, these human shitstains will try their utmost to take advantage out of these people.
 

Aurongel

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 28, 2017
7,065
Am I the only one that had to google tithing ?
I was under the impression that Evangelicals avoided using the term "tithe". I was raised Catholic originally so the word and it's meaning we're second nature to me but when I moved to the south, few evangelicals knew the phrase - despite donating to their church all the same.

Copeland is a grifter who preys on superstitious old people who aren't able to connect the dots between his lavish lifestyle and the tithes he grifts for.
 

Powdered Egg

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
17,070
Creflo Dollar is now accepting tithes via CashApp

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Creflo Dollar Sets Up Cash App Account To Collect Tithes During Coronavirus Quarantine

By Victor Omondi The ongoing Coronavirus outbreak has paralyzed almost every activity in the world. People can longer buy and sell as they used to do, investors are crying over subsiding trade in the global stocks market. Even worse, people can no longer gather in churches to worship their...
 

Loxley

Prophet of Truth
Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,620
I legitmately hope Hell exists just so this asshole and all the other Prosperity Gospel griftors get one-way tickets to it.
 

Steel

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
18,220
10% of 0 is 0 though so what is he even talking about?
You still have retirement savings and your rainy day fund to give to your lord JEEEEEEESSSSSSSUSSSSSSSSSSSSS. You can also get a payday loan before you get fired for your next tithe! This is your eternal soul we're talking about here!
 

Amnixia

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The Fallen
Jan 25, 2018
10,427
Someone should throw this motherfucker in jail for endangering public health.
 

Billfisto

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Oct 30, 2017
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ginger ninja

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Oct 25, 2017
3,060
I am gonna be honest here chief, if people are stupid enough to make these people millionaire and still listen to these fuckers in these timws, they deserve to be swindled by them.
 

Volimar

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Oct 25, 2017
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Gentle reminder that Copeland faith healed his audience of coronavirus through the TV.
 

Garlador

Banned
Oct 30, 2017
14,131
I am gonna be honest here chief, if people are stupid enough to make these people millionaire and still listen to these fuckers in these timws, they deserve to be swindled by them.
That's not entirely fair. We have people who literally have DIED because they were scared, desperate, and not of sound mind. People who couldn't afford cancer treatment who gave everything to them because they were promised miracles. People who have mental health issues who were told this is what is logical. People who believe that their "seed faith" will be rewarded as promised because they found no hope elsewhere.

It's predatory and cruel.
 

TAJ

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Oct 28, 2017
12,446
I was under the impression that Evangelicals avoided using the term "tithe". I was raised Catholic originally so the word and it's meaning we're second nature to me but when I moved to the south, few evangelicals knew the phrase - despite donating to their church all the same.

I think the reason they use it less is that it's heavily associated with 10% of income and they want more.