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Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise
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Always loved the longer version.
The way he spazzes out when getting shot never fails to make me laugh.
Beiber might be taller but Cruise is still heavier than him. I'm pretty sure Tom was a good wrestler in HS as well.
Biebs says he graduated HS with a 4.0 (nobody in Ontario uses 4.0 when talking about HS grades) but I bet he dropped out when his career started to take off.
Who the fuck wants to fight with a man that has infinite cardio?
Has Bieber never seen a Diaz fight?
Has Bieber never seen a Diaz fight?
when did he stencil out his body like an inmate. shit looks rekt
Cruise is in better shape than most 20 year olds lol. He would tenderize Bieber.
This is honestly such a silly tweet. Tom Cruise can get JB touched tomorrow if he were that petty.
There are plenty of why gifs out there but none that fully describe my confusion. This is mad dumb.
We do not condone Bieber's use of the apostrophe, or any of his other linguistic related activities.
Tom Cruise, based on the fact that he spends, well, most of his movies sprinting probably has killer cardio on top of everything else mentioned up to now.
He's discussed how his method acting intersected with his roles as a secret agent and hitman, and assuming he's not blowing smoke up our asses, the smart money's on Cruise and the best experimental narcotics the Sea Org can buy.
That's a funny joke.
Cruise would destroy him even now. He would grind him to dust if he was younger.
Bieber is playing with fire here but I kind of expect it from such a dumbass.
Cruise would destroy him even now. He would grind him to dust if he was younger.
Bieber is playing with fire here but I kind of expect it from such a dumbass.
I don't understand why he'd want to fight in MMA. I'm pretty sure Bieber has been training boxing for years now, so why doesn't he do that. Bieber is not taking down Cruise and I doubt he's going to use kicks. Cruise is very tiny but he's also 100% stronger. Just look at their bodies. Bieber has a 15yr old teen body while Cruise looks like a man. Cruise will get obsessed with wrestling and he'll double leg him and wrestle fuck him until he gets a hold of that pencil neck and chokes him out.
Tom Cruise is gonna think this is a make-a-wish foundation thing and casually spar, but when he notices the kid is fine, he's going to go all Scientology on his ass.
Also 56 means jack shit when you're Tom Cruise rich and can afford all the HGH and TRT in the world.
Cruise would, if he did this, start a daily 10h training marathon. He's crazy and believes he's some form of higher being. He would not allow himself to loose.
