Johnny Depp v Amber Heard's defamation trial is underway [UPDATE: Verdict reached. Johnny Depp won.]

[blacklotus]

AHaHAAHAHaHaHA

Holy shit.

 

[Jave]

Did Amber just... talked down a lawyer on how donations and pledges work?

This whole trial is something else.

 

[SixelAlexiS]

Welp, that's a twist LUL

 

[RCSI]

Wow, I didn't expect to watch this live like this.

 

[AlexFlame116]

Oh damn....

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Charities going to go mad spending all their promised money because it's the same as actual money

 

[Temperance]

she's not wriggling out of this one.

 

[Zultima]

Wowzer wowzer wowzer. This is brutal Pledge vs Donation amazing

 

[Irishmantis]

Camille is scary

In the most best way ever

 

[Royalan]

Wow.

I had to get back to work. Last I was watching, it wasn't cross examination yet.

Just tuned in...

"PLEASE answer my question, Ms. Heard."

 

[Mopr3me]

She didn't donate the money, she pledged it.

Getting real Michael Scott vibes.

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lol! I'm gonnaa pledge my taxes from now on.

 

[yalk_dx]

never put me on the bad end of this attorney please

 

[Deleted member 4494]

Dammmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[jayu26]

haha. Seriously, why do people on the stand always default to "I don't recall" on literally everything.

That was rhetorical. lol.




We learned the difference between sleeping and nodding. It was big.

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That's they are taught by their lawyers. The idea is that it leaves room that they don't do "it" intentionally.

 

[rashbeep]

now that's a lawyer

 

[BuryAllen]

haha she's so mad now

 

[Haruko]

This cross-examination has been near flawless so far.

The only issue i've seen is that they made a big deal about Depp always wearing his chunky rings, and then in a lot of the photos they referenced in the next hour, he wasn't wearing them in a lot of the pics

 

[pikachuizgod]

I never want to be on the end of Camille's questions

 

[Carnby]

Donation =/= pledge. Holy crap.

Empty skull housed in a hair cut.

 

[MinusTydus]

"No, Ms. Heard. MY questions."

Damn.

 

[asd202]

I'm afraid of this attorney.

 

[Risev]

So they now have her lying under oath DAMN

 

[DrScruffleton]

Camille for Aquaman 2!

 

[Dizzy Ukulele]

On the ropes.

 

[Royalan]

What's really sad is...

THIS Amber Heard sounds like the one we hear in the audio.

 

[idonteven]

what a brutal beatdownn

 

[blacklotus]

13 Months is really fast because she's in movies with the Flash.

 

[Deleted member 4494]

Camille better be making the big bucks.

 

[nilbog]

Amber's lawyers right now:

 

[thecouncil]

Is camille standing in the sun? She needs some sunglasses.

 

[I_love_potatoes]

This. Is. Fucking. Amazing.

 

[FF Seraphim]

Man does she think this will make her look like less of a liar to the jury with what she is saying?

 

[ElectricKaibutsu]

This is the first time I'm turning this trial on live. This is nuts. Amber is getting destroyed.

 

[Spacejaws]

I'm in A and E and missing all this 😞

 

[Temperance]

Heard should bring up time dilation to put the 13 months into perspective.

 

[Moebius]

This spiral is insane. It's over.

 

[I_love_potatoes]

Is camille standing in the sun? She needs some sunglasses.

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The sun needs sunglasses from Camille.

 

[Star-Lord]

This lawyer deserves every dollar she's getting paid

 

[Tovarisc]

Amber's lawyers must be at this point praying that judge calls it the day, Camille is on the roll.

 

[Garp TXB]

From now on I'm telling the bank I'm just going to pledge my mortgage

 

[RoaminRonin]

She really thinks her pledge talking point defense is flying.

 

[Royalan]

"Those payments came from your new boyfriend Elon Musk, right?"

Damn...

 

[Lucky Aces]

Wait, Amber Heard is dating Elon Musk now? That makes all the sense in the world to me.

 

[idonteven]

brutal just brutal

 

[V3N1X]

Wow.

I had to get back to work. Last I was watching, it wasn't cross examination yet.

Just tuned in...

"PLEASE answer my question, Ms. Heard."

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Neah, neah.... go back and watch from the start of cross, she destroyed her!

 

[ElectricKaibutsu]

I am apparently completely out of the loop. I had no idea Elon was her boyfriend. Crazy times.

 

[OfficerRob]

Absolutely brutal day for Amber Heard

 

[Hagi]

Did you donate this money? Yes I pledged that money.

Lol what

 

[AlexFlame116]

....she's totally gonna discuss this isn't she

 

[thecouncil]

The "buying a house" analogy was weak.