Johnny Depp v Amber Heard's defamation trial is underway [UPDATE: Verdict reached. Johnny Depp won.]

[Risev]

Jesus how could anyone see that picture and then believe anything she says.

 

[Tovarisc]

Vasquez brought her own knives to this knife fight. Hopefully she can carry it this hard all the way through.

 

[idonteven]

face would be busted open and not bruised if hit by these rings

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

If you take Amber's description of the events as truth, the only explanation for her photos is she must be Kara Zor-El.

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I get what you're going for but I'm not sure that's the best reference to make given Melissa Benoist's situation with her ex husband.

 

[DrScruffleton]

This is absolute fire holy shit.

 

[Deleted member 10795]

She's in for a tough week.

 

[asd202]

face would be busted open and not bruised if hit by these rings

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Yeah that makes no sense if he would keep hitting her with rings on the hands to the face even lightly there would be so much damage while we saw almost nothing.

 

[Turnscr3w]

"None you can see"

 

[Carnby]

"none that you can see..."

This lawyer is good.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

WHERE ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHS

 

[LordRuyn]

So whose call was it then?

 

[Turnscr3w]

What?

 

[Mopr3me]

It's not up to me.... followed by I produced everything.

 

[DrScruffleton]

haha she about to ask for a refund from her lawyers

 

[V3N1X]

She's throwing her lawyers under the bus? looooooooooooool.

This is entertaining :D

 

[Kaswa101]

GET HER

 

[LordRuyn]

Did she just throw her lawyers under the bus or am I hearing things?

 

[RoninZ]

Holy shit she is saying the she gave everything and the lawyers didn't show it to JD team or the court? This is insane.

 

[Carnby]

We miss you Don. :(

Edit: This lawyer is amazing. The lawyer doesn't even need to say Herd is lying.

 

[RPanda]

this is so funny

 

[Woetyler]

this is a work of art *chefs kiss*

 

[AndrewDean84]

I miss Don Rickles.

 

[Era of not Yakuza]

Amber healing factor is outstanding

 

[Gero]

now it wasnt a broken nose. My god this is so funny

 

[Garp TXB]

Wow I didn't expect the rapid-fire

 

[idonteven]

worlds best make up

 

[rashbeep]

this is amazing

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Amber the nurse

 

[Indy in the Fridge]

Almost broke her nose

"It's not as bad as other people think it would be"

Fuck outta here.

Heard will crumble on the stand. She's already getting pissy and hostile. All Depp's team has to do is let her dig her own grave.

 

[FF Seraphim]

She thought he broke her nose, but you know wearing make-up can cover anything right? /s

 

[Kaswa101]

Big oof lmao

 

[idonteven]

LOL NOT MY JOB

rip lawyers

 

[Okabe]

 

[Bad Advice]

he broke my nose!
I am not sure he broke my nose


what is this

 

[Big Baybee]

This is wild. First time really tuning in.

 

[Jave]

She covered a broken nose with makeup and ice wait whaaaaaaaat

 

[V3N1X]

Camille is their attack dog and right now she's ripping into her.

 

[DrScruffleton]

"Thats not my job" holy shit, lawyers been run over by the bus multiple times

 

[Mopr3me]

What the hell is going on. She allegedly has all these photo's of her injuries yet it's not her job to show them? Wtf?!

 

[MinusTydus]

"I'd very much like to. It's not my job."

That is literally your job here, Amber.

 

[ColdSun]

I need to get me some of that high quality ice cause it apparently does wonders.

 

[Nateo]

I took a break off this whole thing for a while cause of the garbage that kept popping up in here. But she is straight getting rolled right now.

 

[thecouncil]

its not her job. this... is true. she needs new lawyers!

 

[StrayDog]

This is sooo crazy

 

[Mopr3me]

Camille is their attack dog and right now she's ripping into her.

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I honestly think the fac that Camille is an attractive young lady irks Heard all the more...

 

[Risev]

She's either unknowingly throwing her lawyers under the bus, or was instructed to do so for whatever reason?

 

[MathChief]

Does AH see the contradiction in her testimony WTF?!

 

[Boy]

It's soo weird that she's still looking at the jury while responding to the questions, lol

 

[Deleted member 4494]

This was always gonna be a bloodbath. It's just that now that we're here it almost doesn't feel real.

 

[mavericktopgun]

Wow that was BRUTAL. Does Make-up cover up a broken nose? Lol.