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Jin Kazama* Doesn't Know How to Flush His Shit. [NSFW: Mobile Ads]
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I always think that guy looks familiar, but I don't think he looks especially much like Jin.
Those ads are pretty clever, though; the urge to correct someone trying to do something so incompetently can be pretty strong. But I will not give in to it!
Those ads are pretty clever, though; the urge to correct someone trying to do something so incompetently can be pretty strong. But I will not give in to it!
When you take a shit on top of a mountain completely naked, and you forget to bring the toilet paper.
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It's so weird that the ads have literally nothing to do with the gameplay, supposedly?
Gameplay seems to be this:
Some kinda generic RPG autobattler, I guess?
If any of these weird ads got me to play, I'd probably be pissed
REVENGEUnfortunately Jin and Zelda's whirlwind romance ends in tragedy and betrayal.
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This took a dark turn. Why would anything promote itself like this?Unfortunately Jin and Zelda's whirlwind romance ends in tragedy and betrayal.
It's so weird that the ads have literally nothing to do with the gameplay, supposedly?
Gameplay seems to be this:
Some kinda generic RPG autobattler, I guess?
If any of these weird ads got me to play, I'd probably be pissed
There's also the like 'Garden Quest' thing where the ad is a generic puzzle but a dude is locked down a well? Or in a sewer? Then there was an ad for like that same app but it was a housewife in a completely different artstyle getting kicked out of her home, crying, then having to fix a bathroom?
It's all super weird. I don't know if that stuff is made by algorithm, bad translation or something, but I suppose there must be money behind him if they can afford all the ad space.
Very similar vibes to Evony where it was just a generic browser MMO who's ads got increasingly boob-centric until they were basically indistinguishable from "Hot Singles in Your Area Waiting to Chat Now" ads.It's so weird that the ads have literally nothing to do with the gameplay, supposedly?
Gameplay seems to be this:
Some kinda generic RPG autobattler, I guess?
If any of these weird ads got me to play, I'd probably be pissed
Most of this game's ads pretend to have the gameplay of another mobile game that is a puzzler about removing pins to help the hero.
Lately they've been pretending that the game is about adding up blue Jin Kazamas to exceed the enemy in their cumulative number. I'm sure that also a game that actually exists.
Mobile ads are wild west
Lately they've been pretending that the game is about adding up blue Jin Kazamas to exceed the enemy in their cumulative number. I'm sure that also a game that actually exists.
Mobile ads are wild west
This genre of mobile add is totally bizarre to me in the same way Evony was back in the day. Everything is just so random and context-less. Everything else s copies of copies of copies. Even seemingly legit mobile titles have weird sexed up ads with gyrating anime ladies to some tiktok song.
Revenge isn't the answer
it is the question
and the answer is always: yes
I love how every single ad for this shit on Facebook is just full of angry reacts because the actual game is nothing like the ads.
These ads drive me nuts, lol.
I'm like "Don't do that! What are you doing?!"
Yeah, I saw a video a while ago about a game that's supposedly actually like these ads (I never tried it), but it still looked bad lol.
edit side-note: I'm a little disappointed that with a thread title like that I even clicked on it...
I'm like "Don't do that! What are you doing?!"
Yeah, I saw a video a while ago about a game that's supposedly actually like these ads (I never tried it), but it still looked bad lol.
edit side-note: I'm a little disappointed that with a thread title like that I even clicked on it...
To thia day, I'm still wondering how the anatomy of these people works.Jin getting those sketchy ad bucks
i've got no right to take my place in the human raceUnfortunately Jin and Zelda's whirlwind romance ends in tragedy and betrayal.
I once looked into a game with ads like this:
In that case, it wasn't really that inaccurate for the gameplay, and it was actually pretty well written for what it was.
Technically OP, Jin DOES know how to flush the toilet. It's just that:
- You're the asshole trying to sabotage his well-deserved poop time.
- He's too short to pull the old-timey toilet lever.
- He has the misfortune of living in a house tat was not built by a certified plumber and the plumbing is grade-A trash.
Zelda wants to have a baby but Jin hates his bloodline so much that he got a vasectomy.
But he hasn't told Zelda yet.
Tune in for when the reveal to Zelda happens. How will Zelda respond? Can their romance survive such a betrayal?
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Unfortunately Jin and Zelda's whirlwind romance ends in tragedy and betrayal.
Wait is Not Zelda pregnant?! Wtf
That's obviously pregnant, meth-addicted Malon from OoT that Jin has kicked out.
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