Isn't that site was owned by Gawker Media which then got bought out by some hedge fund that fired everybody decent?
I mean, it's hard to tell satire from not with their usual body of "work".
That said, yes, clearly the article was meant to be a troll, but... It wasn't particularly witty or funny. So basically as expected, meh.
Mansplaining bait, it's catnip for menIt's bait for people to go "Oh honey, let me educate you about this clearly wrong thing, because I genuinely can believe you didn't know."
A lot of people took the bait.
So there's a bunch of comments saying that this is unfunny or bad satire, and I don't get it. For a satirical article it's perfectly fine. At worst you might say the joke is too blunt, but not every joke has to be super clever or eloquent. This article would fit right in on The Onion, which can be a pretty damn blunt too, like this jab at the Star Wars fandom.
How the hell do you read even just that first bit and not get that it's a joke though
I never noticed that was Patrick Stewart. But is that Patrick Stewart head photoshopped on Terry O'Quinn` Locke from lost body lol.
damn i wonder what wider issue is being lampooned in this (reads notes) jezebel article
My bad.
So there's a bunch of comments saying that this is unfunny or bad satire, and I don't get it. For a satirical article it's perfectly fine. At worst you might say the joke is too blunt, but not every joke has to be super clever or eloquent. This article would fit right in on The Onion, which can be a pretty damn blunt too, like this jab at the Star Wars fandom.
https://entertainment.theonion.com/middling-rise-of-skywalker-review-leaves-fan-on-fence-1840529899
To be fair, the Onion doesn't pretend to be a legitimate news outlet. It's always been upfront about the fact it's satirical. Jezebel seems to actually be trying to be a somewhat serious news site that talks about politics and current events, and posting an article like this that goes viral just makes the site look bad.
tbh it doesn't really make the site look bad because anyone who read to, like, the end of the second paragraph would be like "oh i get it, they're doing An Funny"
To be fair, the internet and social media are terrible communication mediums.
I assume the article was aimed at gamers. It is purposeful clickbait after all. But we shouldn't ignore the elephant in the room tho.
"Cinema is back baby and in a big way! Forget the auteur films of award season where two people stand at the edge of a cliff somewhere in Great Britain pining for each other but never finding a way to make their relationship work, there is a new Mortal Kombat hitting HBO Max and life is fucking good. Scorsese is shaking in his oversized spectacles watching, probably for the fifteenth time, the trailer for the latest film version that brings to life the gore of the original video game. The trailer itself is worthy of at least two Oscars for its special effect"
But being the astute film critic that I am I immediately clocked a glaring error in the film. Where in all the realms is Chun-Li? If there is a battle for the fate of Earth then don't we need all of the greatest warriors gathered, which would include Chun-Li and her spinning bird kick that can knock a man's head clean off?
Absence of Chun-Li aside, the trailer is the dog's bollocks (a term I learned from watching The Bridge also on HBO Max if you're into competition shows) and the extremely bloody, action-packed film, which is a super realistic study on the cross-section of kung-fu and elemental magic will premiere on April 16th.
This.tbh it doesn't really make the site look bad because anyone who read to, like, the end of the second paragraph would be like "oh i get it, they're doing An Funny"
I'll say it again but the entire reason that this post works and makes its point is that people don't automatically go in knowing it's a joke like it would be on a purely humour based site. Not to mention a part of the point is the specific place it was posted, and it's leanings in what it covers - Jezabel isn't just another pop culture blog. The article isn't only trying to be funny (I would argue that it isn't even the main point of it, but I don't know the author), it makes a point of how few people actually read, let alone critically, articles before at best shooting hot takes into the dog pile and at worst getting their gatekeepery manplaining hat on to condescended to the "poor woman writer", or in a couple of cases I've seen just mocking women in journalism and writing fields in general a la 2014.Based on Twitter most people don't seem to get it. Even if they do, they'll now see Jezebel as a satirical site if they're not familiar with it. IMO it's a terrible move that probably should've been killed by the editing team.
Then you read the article itself and again its not clear where the satire is. The voice is that of a "nerd gamer," not even a "male" nerd gamer as it has no sexist or misogonystic language. Instead, its just a generic gamer nerd that thinks video game films are the epitome of fine cinema.
But then, it switches voices in the second paragraph as our insanely interested nerd gamer gets basic details wrong about the video game film they are so hyped to watch as the pinnacle of cinema:
Then at the end it changes voices again as if a boomer, not a nerd filled, internet warrior, is writing the piece as they talk about learning new lingo off the TV.
Like, who is it satirizing? What is the aim? I legit do not get it.
A satire of the male gamer would have a headline like, "Mortal Kombat Director says film character's breasts will be faithful to game."
or
"Mortal Kombat will feature cameos from Hillary Clinton and Joe Liberman."
This is totally consistent with the tone of their website.Based on Twitter most people don't seem to get it. Even if they do, they'll now see Jezebel as a satirical site if they're not familiar with it. IMO it's a terrible move that probably should've been killed by the editing team.
Basically lmao, the salt in here could keep Morton in business for years
Ehhhh, while they tackle serious issues, it's pretty normal for Jezebel articles to be snarky or saucy. I mean just look at their most popular stories right now. They've always been a blog rather than a news site. I'm sure the people who like Jezebel will continue liking them, and the people who hate Jezebel will continue hating them. This Mortal Kombat articles isn't going to change that.To be fair, the Onion doesn't pretend to be a legitimate news outlet. It's always been upfront about the fact it's satirical. Jezebel seems to actually be trying to be a somewhat serious news site that talks about politics and current events, and posting an article like this that goes viral just makes the site look bad.
Why isn't Chun-Li in Smash?
Because she's an EA character and they are too stand off-ish with their IPs to give her to FromSoft to put in Smash
This is good satire, as was the jezebel articleI agree with her point, but how could she write combat wrong? Is she in first grade or something? How embarrassing....
Yup. Quite the thing to see how effective it is and so many people giving the article validity through their responses.the joke is that a lot of people see a very obvious troll article and their response is "urgh look how dumb these journalists are they don't know anything about video games!!!!"
Why did the Op remove the link to the article and replace it with a screenshot that excludes the update saying they had made a mistake?
I can't see the link anymore (nor can I see it saying it's been edited to be fair to you)OP has not been edited. I don't have the power to do stealth edits.
Speaking for kotaku and deadspin most of their staff was replaced and the vast majority went on Twitter to say how shitty it was the last year or so to work there. Our boy press sneak fuck left with Maddy to form triple click. If you can't see the obvious clean housing then I don't know what to say.And you haven't articulated exactly why those sites are corpses, either. You said they "fired all the good people" but that isn't true. A few of them left of their own accord, but the site as a whole still does good work. Which includes articles like this that get guys who actually assume a woman writer doesn't know the difference between SF and MK to show their asses.
But, yes, we'll leave it there.