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Dan Thunder

Member
Nov 2, 2017
14,055
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Stinkles

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
20,459
I don't know why the person stopped recording Round 2, but our martial arts king showed his skill again by stripping his opponent of his weapon with relative ease

And properly blocked the strike to his head when he was briefly down. So shirtless is internationally humiliated, and on camera committing escalating degrees of assault. Whew.

Jeff GoldBoom stays winning.
 

Lonestar

Roll Tahd, Pawl
Moderator
Oct 25, 2017
3,560
That hollow chest thump sound on that kick, is going to sit with me awhile.

That JeffG starts to kick, stops, evaluates the proper distance to get MAXIMUM REACH, lines it up, and Checkmate.
 

HardRojo

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
26,133
Peru
Good fighting stance.
Great footwork.
That spinning kick.
Is about to kick, but quickly realizes spacing isn't optimal, so backs up a bit and dishes out kick straight to the guy.
Slips but quickly recovers while mastefully covering his critical spot from massive damage.
Trades jacket for weapon impeccably.

Man, this is Tokido fighting against a random Wifi warrior lol.
 

Trey

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,012
Bro stance switched like he was in Tekken, I would've quit right there.
 

Shroki

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,911
The original tweeter says that shirtless dude had a busted nose and ribs and goldblum guy had his arm broken by the 2x4 exchange.

Also said the shirtless guy is a rapey racist. As if you couldn't tell by his everything.
 

QuinchoOsito

Member
Oct 10, 2018
545
lmfao I was listening to Le Freak by Chic when I saw this and he hit that spinning kick on beat. Impeccable form
 

vatstep

Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,498
This alternate angle has better sound quality (skip to :28 seconds)



bald dude's Duke Nukem 3D-style grunt after the rib kick had me dying

also "No hold on nothin' bitch" lmfaooooo
 

Ada

Member
Nov 28, 2017
3,736


This one had me in tears. 2nd part. He actually had broken ribs too.
 

Trey

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,012
JG didn't change his mind on the broad kick. He came in wrong on the first attempt, spaced it out, and caught his target at optimal range. That's the street fight version of that scene in Pulp Fiction when Butch selects his weapon before going down to see Zed.