Japanese man arrested for smuggling Wario shaped MDMA

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Asahi (Japanese) - Not much else to say besides the title.

Absolutely not thread worthy.

 

[Kaim Argonar]

WAAAGH!

 

[ASTROID2]

Was is purposely made to look like Wario or is this a coincidence?

 

[roguesquirrel]

Well you know what they say

 

[Deleted member 54320]

WAAAGH!

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Perfect.

 

[Mariolee]

Was is purposely made to look like Wario or is this a coincidence?

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Lmao coincidence? Cmon man.

 

[ASTROID2]

Lmao coincidence?

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Like Jesus toast. Lol

 

[Deleted member 28386]

Like Jesus toast. Lol

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You are a positive, kind-hearted soul assuming that, haha.

 

[Deleted member 8593]

Was is purposely made to look like Wario or is this a coincidence?

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Wario is to MDMA what Jesus is to toast after all.

edit: dammit

 

[Dphex]

Was is purposely made to look like Wario or is this a coincidence?

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it is the former, back in the days there were also Mario LSD trips. Nintendo characters are often used for drugs.

 

[Mediking]

Well you know what they say

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Condom joke lol

 

[lvl 99 Pixel]

No wonder Wario cant stop moving

 

[Deleted member 10737]

Like Jesus toast. Lol

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jesus toast jesus isn't ususally wearing a hat with a "J" on it.

 

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Was is purposely made to look like Wario or is this a coincidence?

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No it's definitely on purpose lol. Looks like this also exists:

 

[Fart Master]

Was is purposely made to look like Wario or is this a coincidence?

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Lol obviously someone wanted to rep ninty in the drug game.

 

[Deleted member 2254]

Lol obviously someone wanted to rep ninty in the drug game.

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Console wars have gone too far, huh?

 

[Nemesis-T Type]

Getting caught with drugs in Japan is really fucking bad.

 

[giant_frying_pan]

Wario Ware E-nc.

 

[RTX ON]

I can already hear the takedown strike being signed....

 

[lvl 99 Pixel]

Getting caught with drugs in Japan is really fucking bad.

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Dudes clearly a supplier. Hes super fucked.

 

[predalien27]

Bwahahaha

 

[Deleted member 22585]

That's kinda funny. Princess Peach MDMA for the ladies next.

Also:
Japan + caught with drugs = fucked.

 

[Strings]

Was is purposely made to look like Wario or is this a coincidence?

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Clearly a coincidence. Clearly :P

You are a positive, kind-hearted soul assuming that, haha.

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Haha, nailed it.

Anyway, I hope the smuggler isn't in any upcoming videogames, films or shows, and doesn't have an album dropping.

 

[butzopower]

The best I've seen are purple Donatellos.

 

[johan]

hahahah thats great

I've seen triforces too

 

[SABO.]

Strongest MDMA pills I've had were Mario branded, imported from Netherlands.

We would refer to them as Super Mario Pucks

 

[BGBW]

Wario's 'Smash for' render? No wonder they've resorted to drug dealing; they really need to get Ultimate.

 

[lvl 99 Pixel]

Wario's 'Smash for' render? No wonder they've resorted to drug dealing; they really need to get Ultimate.

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This person was stopped from boarding the platforms

 

[The Curry Witch]

Next we find out the Wario design came from a MDMA with this design on it which was consumed at a Nintendo Saturday night out.

Also: Waluigi doesn't even get his own drug lol

 

[DukeBlueBall]

WAAAGH!

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Greetings fellow Ork.

 

[Mikebison]

PlayStation ecstasy tablets were all the rage in the UK in the 90s and 00s.

 

[Beastie91]

baby daisy got next!

 

[Stimpack]

 

[MonsterJail]

Got that 'Wario Land: Shake it' feeling, if you catch my drift

 

[Deleted member 23850]

Well he's in for some tough shit. Japan has some of the harshest drug laws in the world.

 

[Chamon]

There is your new Switch pro model launch exclusive

 

[Mr. President]

Japan's drug laws are draconian. Their Wario on Drugs needs to end.

 

[Deleted member 4260]

what would the waluigi drug be

 

[Mr. President]

what would the waluigi drug be

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Life-saving insulin.

 

[FF Seraphim]

Getting caught with drugs in Japan is really fucking bad.

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Yep, this guy is fucked. They will get a confession and lock him up.

 

[Lozlink]

There were Nintendo pills a few years back. Very strong too https://www.ecstasydata.org/view.php?id=5749&mobile=1

 

[MancombSeepgood]

Damn, I guess shrooms weren't enough for him.

 

[Prolepro]

what would the waluigi drug be

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Love.

 

[Nitpicker_Red]

Was is purposely made to look like Wario or is this a coincidence?

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Nobody said it so I was wondering if it was to aim for a younger "audience",
or try to pass it for something less invested and more "fun" to onlookers.

 

[Gunpei]

 

[Tom Nook Says...]

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Underrated post.

 

[Deleted member 41520]

Strongest MDMA pills I've had were Mario branded, imported from Netherlands.

We would refer to them as Super Mario Pucks

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Was gonna say, this is definitely a Dutch kick

 

[Stuart Gipp]

Have a rotten day!!

 

[Deleted member 41520]

Nobody said it so I was wondering if it was to aim for a younger "audience",
or try to pass it for something less invested and more "fun" to onlookers.

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God no. It's more like meme culture, combined with safety/conscientiousness. The producers of pills like these make new "mini-brands" partly for fun, partly for their users' enjoyment (laughing at the new shapes) and partly for safety, so you know that it's a reliable (and not spiked) supply. No one else is going to use your imprint so it's a mark of reliability and safety.

Besides... The Wario fan audience is probably in their 20s not at least. "Younger" is pretty relative.

 

[EVA UNIT 01]

I dont dabble in pills so i didnt even know what mdma was.

Shrooms and pot are more my jam