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It's Thanksgiving in a non COVID year. Someone brings a store-bought veggie tray with the dip. What's the worst vegetable?
- Thread starter Skel1ingt0n
- Start date
- COVID
Who the fuck actually wants to eat raw cauliflower? Or raw broccoli, for that matter? How about some pea pods or sliced bell peppers or something? Why are broccoli and cauliflower always on these trays?
I've never had cauliflower that didn't immediately turn into a lump of dry, mealy nastiness. How does a vegetable that probably contains some portion of water make your mouth so dry? It's like trying to chew a handful of quinoa after eating a bunch of saltines, but tastes worse than that.
The broccoli and cauliflower in those things are the saddest, because they're always way worse than their equivalents purchased separately.
But the tomatoes are objectively the worst. They don't go with the dip at all, there's no reason for them to be in there.
But the tomatoes are objectively the worst. They don't go with the dip at all, there's no reason for them to be in there.
cauliflowers are good as long as there's no brown on top
which there is always at least a little bit of
so yeah, cauliflowers
which there is always at least a little bit of
so yeah, cauliflowers
it's the fucking tomatoes you clowns. Every other part of the tray is delicious and crunchy, the tomatoes are either unripe and bitter or overripe and soggy, there is no middle - tomatoes in the veggie tray are the worst thing. Give me a big ol beefsteak tomato with a little salt any day, but fuck those little dipshit grape wannabes
I'm gonna lose that little fuckin disgrace for a fruit in the ranch dip, or the ranch is going to slide right off its textureless sphere of a body.
Absolute waste of space ass fruit.
I'm gonna lose that little fuckin disgrace for a fruit in the ranch dip, or the ranch is going to slide right off its textureless sphere of a body.
Absolute waste of space ass fruit.
I was gonna go celery but thinking of it, the brocco is always really bad in these trays. The way it squeaks between your teeth and the leafy bits are like green gravel.
Don't get me wrong, I like all these vegetables normally but these trays bring out the worst aspects of all of them and I feel broccoli takes the hardest hit.
Even though I'm not a fan of cucumbers, I'd say tomato. All those veggies are made for dipping, but no so much with the tomato. The mini tomatoes are there to just burst in your mouth and that's it. They serve zero purpose with that dip unless you're eating them with a fork like a crazy person.
I absolutely hate the taste of cucumber. The taste of it is actually revolting to me.
Gag reflex level with the way it tastes.
I literally can't eat a salad if somebody puts it in it, or if I request it without it and it ends up being in it.
It's one of the few foods I won't eat, and I'll eat almost anything.
Gag reflex level with the way it tastes.
I literally can't eat a salad if somebody puts it in it, or if I request it without it and it ends up being in it.
It's one of the few foods I won't eat, and I'll eat almost anything.
Cauliflower and broccoli both have absolutely horrid textures when raw. I can't fathom how some people enjoy them.
Oh you know as soon as you go to the bathroom, everyone will talk mad shit about you if you come to Thanksgiving with a veggie tray. It will be the one thing your hippie aunt and MAGA uncle will agree on: You don't deserve to be woken up for pie.
I like all of them but I think I like broccoli slightly less than the others.
1. 🥒
2. 🍅
3. 🥕
4. Cauliflower
5. Celery
6. 🥦
1. 🥒
2. 🍅
3. 🥕
4. Cauliflower
5. Celery
6. 🥦
I never liked celery. It's kind of tolerable with ranch or whatever dip, but it truly lacks flavor. It's best mixed with other stuff, doesn't stand on it own at all.
Everything else is fine. I actually love cauliflower, it tastes great if you cook it right. It's OK raw too. Broccoli as well. Cucumbers are kind of lame actually, I'd rather eat pickles, which are delicious. Carrots and tomatoes are perfect in every form, even juiced.
Everything else is fine. I actually love cauliflower, it tastes great if you cook it right. It's OK raw too. Broccoli as well. Cucumbers are kind of lame actually, I'd rather eat pickles, which are delicious. Carrots and tomatoes are perfect in every form, even juiced.
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