There isn't, sadly.
Buy an Analogue Mega Sg, a Genesis controller of some sort, a Sega CD add-on from eBay, and a copy of Snatcher from eBay. Konami and Kojima will not see a cent from it, but it will be legal! It will also cost a fuckton of money.
If anything, at least I don't think you'd see that kind of defense in this site.but I don't think I want to see folks bending over backwards to defend the artistic integrity of the teenager taking a shower scene
The scene in question NSFW
Reminder, she is supposed to be 14 yo. I forgive Kojima for a lot of shit, but this is inexcusable.