It's Candy Corn Season, Oh It's Candy Corn Season

[Royalan]

Carried by the voice of a literal angel:



What say you, Era? Are you in Candy Corn Season?

 

[rpm]

in my heart, candy corn season never stops

 

[petitmelon]

The only way to make candy corn edible is to pair it with peanuts.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Farkin BARF

It sits along with circus peanuts and peepz

 

[RBH]

 

[HououinKyouma]

GOAT coming through

 

[Hecht]

makes a mental note to remove roy's posting abilities

 

[NPVinny]

There's only one place candy corn belongs, in the trash.

 

[Edward]

Farkin BARF

It sits along with circus peanuts and peepz

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Circus Peanuts are S tier alongside Candy Corn

Facts

 

[Gambit61]

Brachs candy corn is the GOAT

 

[EvilChameleon]

I'd bet we could solve global warming if we ban all manufacturing of candy corn.

 

[SilentSoldier]

Anyone who legitimately likes candy corn are probably serial killers and should be arrested by the appropriate authorities

 

[HououinKyouma]

I'm about to do something reckless 👀

 

[DrForester]

Candy Corn is crap, and she's using her gift for evil.

 

[FTF]

No season should be candy corn system.

Now Reese's pumpkin season? Let's gooooo

 

[Akumatica]

Candy corn, circus peanuts, peeps & black licorice are all great.

 

[JDHarbs]

I can't hear candy corn without thinking of A Bug's Life.

 

[rjinaz]

How about a candy corn head?

 

[BlueTsunami]

Where is your God now?

 

[Musubi]

People who like candy corn are criminals.

 

[Moogle]

I've never had a "candy corn"
I am the untainted/unblessed (delete as applicable)

 

[Teh_Lurv]

 

[linkboy]

My wife likes this vile trash. Somedays I wonder about her.

 

[SchrodingerC]

Where is your God now?

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[Ferrio]

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I'll forever be upset at this uploader for leaving out the punchline cause he wanted to make it family friendly.

 

[Stop Motion Pornography]

There's only one place candy corn belongs, in the trash.

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Hi, trash here, reporting for duty

 

[Stencil]

How about a candy corn head?

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All of that 9 minutes just to smash it on the sidewalk with a view from 30ft away?

 

[JigglesBunny]

It's never candy corn season in this house. Fuck those nasty ass sugar cubes.

 

[TheZynster]

Can't remember

but apparently there's a pretty dope DIY butterfinger recipe that uses candy corn

 

[rjinaz]

All of that 9 minutes just to smash it on the sidewalk with a view from 30ft away?

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I thought the same thing but I imagine there's no realistic way to store it. It's sticky and prone to dirt and anything else in the air or that touches it, and also an excellent way to attract ants. Freeze it I guess? But that's pretty big to just keep in your freezer. People like to see things break and she's a video entertainer so I guess that's what she did lol.

 

[Wiseblood]

Love to eat carnauba wax.

 

[Clydefrog]

Threads you can taste :vomit:

 

[ThatRebel]

The only crime candy corn is guilty of is being seasonal. I just bought myself a bag last week. It's what has made going to work worth it.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Candy corn is the best Halloween candy

 

[Hu3]

Candy corn is the best Halloween candy

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fixed that for you

 

[Classicrock78]

I want to try the new nerds candy corn.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

fixed that for you

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i don't necessarily disagree :O

 

[Mentosrock]

yap candy corn is incredible

 

[Lotus]

One day I need to create time travel and go back and fight whoever invented this shit

 

[·feist·]

How do you people live with yourselves

Candy corn are a Peeps-tier product.

 

[blame space]

no they aren't

 

[B-Dex]

Candy Corn is great.

 

[blame space]

peeps are the only peeps-tier product

 

[Scarface]

I love candy corn.

I like the Jelly Belly brand. Really good stuff.

 

[jman2050]

If you eat candy corn you are literally a terrorist.

 

[Geeko]

Do yourself a favor and find a bag of these:

You're welcome.

 

[Deleted member 2802]

Internet users baffled by meat shop's Halloween offering | CNN

Is candy corn a trick or a treat when you put it in bratwurst? CNN's Jeanne Moos reports on the latest gross-sounding food.

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[Carbon]

Do the Pumpkins count? Because I'm eating one RIGHT NOW.

Happy Candy Corn Season!

 

[Stencil]

I thought the same thing but I imagine there's no realistic way to store it. It's sticky and prone to dirt and anything else in the air or that touches it, and also an excellent way to attract ants. Freeze it I guess? But that's pretty big to just keep in your freezer. People like to see things break and she's a video entertainer so I guess that's what she did lol.

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Could've at least done it in slo-mo...