It’s Donald J Trump’s birthday today. You can give him one birthday present. What will it be?

[PintSizedSlasher]

Fellow world citizens! Greetings on this joyous day!
As the title says, what is the one gift you like to bestow upon our beloved leader of the free world? Can be anything.
Go!

 

[Yerffej]

A heart.

 

[thecowboypoet]

How about two, impeachment and imprisonment?

 

[Randomly Generated]

Empathy.

 

[nsilvias]

The greasiest most unhealthy hamburger in existence.

 

[Skade]

A brain ? I think he needs one.

 

[BDS]

Nice try, Secret Service

 

[ManixMiner]

A flaming paperbag with a fresh turd inside it.

 

[Atisha]

A heart.

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Beaten.

 

[Box]

Can we sign the card again? It's been at least 48 hours since I've called him a twat on Twitter.

As a present I'd give him the liar liar treatment. Just for a day.

 

[Aurongel]

Empathy.

 

[Deleted member 54320]

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

a swift kick to the juevos

 

[MIMIC]

A clue

 

[Clefargle]

I've got plenty of piss for him

 

[super-famicom]

A lifetime sentence for every child he's had separated from their parents.

 

[Dennis8K]

I hope the Prince of Whales sends him a card.

 

[Strike]

 

[Becks']

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

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He doesn't deserve the GOAT racing game.

 

[Deleted member 23893]

His choice of prison attire. Dayglow orange to match his spray tan, or traditional stripes.

 

[RedBaron17]

A prison sentence.

 

[Deleted member 25445]

A giant pimple on the inside of his face

 

[Xaszatm]

A one way ticket to a golden meteor...millions of light-years away.

 

[Malovis]

A goldten throne.

 

[hjort]

I can't say what I'd like to give him, 'cause I'd get banned. But it would be what he deserves.

 

[PrimeBeef]

A heart.

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-attack

 

[Wolfgunblood]

A worldwide parade attended by everyone, with giant floats and balloons emblazoned in gold with gold confetti dropped from thousands of gold plated aircraft. The moon fitted with giant gold letters T R U M P. A luxurious space hotel that serves the finest space steaks.

 

[Heshinsi]

A one way ticket to Mars. Sorry Martians, he's your problem now.

 

[metalslimer]

Metastatic cancer

 

[Pirate Bae]

A one way ticket to Mexico

 

[EloKa]

Bad Rats Steam gift

 

[Deleted member 31923]

A hamberder to end this national nightmare.

 

[Mona]

a science textbook

 

[Shadybiz]

A very stable brain.

I've got plenty of piss for him

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Nah, he'd like that too much.

 

[OléGunner]

A big dookie on his oval office desk.
Then jail.

 

[krae_man]

A button with a do not push sign on it.

Pushing the button posts his last 10 years of tax returns onto his Twitter.

 

[I am a Bird]

A prison sentence.

 

[Deleted member 198]

A heart

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Attack

 

[Merv]

Signed portrait of John McCain

 

[julian]

Handcuffs

 

[Crossing Eden]

This 🖕

 

[Travo]

 

[Deleted member 2809]

Stroke

 

[AlwaysSalty]

If its to make him happy, probably some Ivanka nudes. If its to make me happy, some of my poo in a flaming bag.

 

[Cow Mengde]

A prison sentence.

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Come on, being realistic. Give him big foot, santa clause, or the tooth fairy. Not something as unrealistic as punishment for crimes he committed.

 

[King Alamat]

A poll showing that Obama's still more popular than him.

 

[r3n4ud]

How to be a President for Dummies

 

[Cryptosporidium]

A mens's large golf glove.

 

[Psamtik]

An occluded left anterior descending.

 

[Lirion]

A big Obama tattoo.