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Isn't this the time to finally switch to bidets?
- Thread starter texhnolyze
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You know I think you need to turn the water pressure down if you are getting doo doo spackle 😂😂😂
What about the mess. And it seems harder to clean/gets prone to getting dirty. Arent you getting piss all over it often?
You know what I never anticipated? Sometimes it blows the shit onto my balls. Good times.
I can't use a bidet at work!
But I can wash my ass immediately after a shit at home, so I don't really need a bidet.
But I can wash my ass immediately after a shit at home, so I don't really need a bidet.
Are you referring to the Water spout? It retracts when the lever is not set to to on. All bidet attachments/seats do this. Additionally a lot have self cleaning options too.
My wife is on board, any recommendations? I saw these two:
Home Depot
Costco
Any other recommendations in this price range or lower?
Home Depot
Costco
Any other recommendations in this price range or lower?
You spray it down into the toilet...it amazes me how perplexing this is to some.
This is basically my solution. Take a whole ass shower after handling that business. It's an entire event.
They are nice. I was in Japan last year and taking a dump was a treat since bidets were everywhere. The heated seat models would be amazing in winter.
I didn't understand how they worked until I used one. I thought I was going to soak my shirt.
You spray it down into the toilet...it amazes me how perplexing this is to some.
You spray it down into the toilet...it amazes me how perplexing this is to some.
Oh hell no! See all that white around the toilet. It would look like a brown Pollock painting.
Well duh. Of course, I knew this. Definitely........definitely....
That's a whole lotta water and not helpful for guests! Bidets are great for everybody who shits in your house.
I mean, I gotta shower anyway, and my business and shower schedule usually align rather nicely.
But the pitch is noted. I've been curious about a bidet for a bit.
now that i am working from home, this is actually what i do...LMAO.
Portable bidets are also a thing for those who can't or don't want to install a standard bidet on their toilet. Installing one on mine would have been a hassle, but getting a portable one turned out great. It saves me a lot of toilet paper and makes me feel way cleaner/fresher than just using paper would. I honestly think most people wouldn't go back to just paper if they tried it for a even a week. We've been missing out here in America.
used a bidet on some vacations and loved it but never thought about buying one. I ordered one today just because of this toilet paper shortage, so I'm joining the club.
No but I want to. I've wanted a really good bidet toilet for a while but my wife has a rule that's only for "my" bathroom when we add one to our basement. I suspect she'll love it she's just scared at the moment.
Also I fucking hate when a thread title asks one question and the poll asks something else. Ffs how hard is it to keep them the same.
Also I fucking hate when a thread title asks one question and the poll asks something else. Ffs how hard is it to keep them the same.
They're powered by water pressure in your house and gravity, similar to a standard toilet.
Toilets are amazing engineering.
Non-Bidet-Era: I know it's hard to come to terms with the simple fact that you are wrong on this one. "No way, I've been smearing shit around on my skin this entire time? That can't be true! I don't smell bad! Bidets couldn't possibly work!" I get it. I was a nay-sayer at first, too.
How could all those people wiping their ass with toilet paper be wrong? Especially when there's the super soft premium TP that clogs your pipres, you know, the good shit?
Turns out: I was wrong! It's really the best purchase you can make to improve the quality of your life.
They are cheap, easy to install and best of all: You won't go around in public with your own shit smeared all over you. It's just gone! There's no excuses, you don't have to install new pipes or something like that. Everyone can have a bidet!
How could all those people wiping their ass with toilet paper be wrong? Especially when there's the super soft premium TP that clogs your pipres, you know, the good shit?
Turns out: I was wrong! It's really the best purchase you can make to improve the quality of your life.
They are cheap, easy to install and best of all: You won't go around in public with your own shit smeared all over you. It's just gone! There's no excuses, you don't have to install new pipes or something like that. Everyone can have a bidet!
This might be THE most pretentious piece of media I've ever consumed.
The water droplet sound effects mixed in with the music are really dissonant and make me feel genuinely unnerved and unsettled.
Does anyone have a good recommendation for a UK bidet? With our regulations around power supplies and bathrooms, I'm wondering what the best option would be for a (preferably heated) bidet. My loo is separate from the main bathroom so only has a cold water supply to the cistern.
I could understand if it was part of the toilet but not a separate unit. Unless you're just using the bidet to finish off.
Yes, this is the most common over here. Pretty cheap and easy to install.
This should be the standard worldwide, tbh.
You can finance a bidet if you need to. A basic toto for like $50 a month. May seem silly, but they're worth it imo
Bidets, lotas, douche shower sprays, bidet sprays, showerheads attached to sinks, lota, so many options other than toilet paper.
Some of these options, your hands might touch shit but you wash that down away and then wash your hands thoroughly at the sink. No risk of infection or smell or whatever. Western world, it's time to wake up to the clean butt movement started from thousands of years ago.
Some of these options, your hands might touch shit but you wash that down away and then wash your hands thoroughly at the sink. No risk of infection or smell or whatever. Western world, it's time to wake up to the clean butt movement started from thousands of years ago.
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Shower sprays are pretty cheap and easy to install if bidets are a bit too much.