ISIS suspending European operations due to coronavirus.

[Strike]

Is reality really a simulation?

 

[Speevy]

Now we just need coronavirus to cancel racism and homophobia.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

ISIS cares more about its employees than a lot of US companies.

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Any sick jihadists already in Europe, however, should stay there — presumably to sicken infidels, according to a 'sharia' directive printed in the group's al-Naba newsletter, the Sunday Times of London reported.

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[Deleted member 11413]

It's the New York Post.

Lock this up.

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True, they should probably be a banned source here. They are essentially the US Daily Mail/The Sun. Complete racist garbage.

 

[Bishop89]

This is fucking hilarious.

 

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l o l

 

[Illusion]

Thanks Corona?

 

[Cordy]

Man if Chappelle Show was around today lol.

 

[The Boat]

How very responsible.

 

[Van Bur3n]

There are some lines even terrorism cannot cross.

 

[Bold One]

This simulation is broken.

 

[Matush]

Gee, thanks ISIS...

 

[Deleted member 21709]

The Onion couldn't even make that up. What a year.

 

[jelly]

Hellscape.

 

[DriftingSpirit]

Bruh

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Skivers!

"Sorry boss, can't come to Jihad today, Coronavirus"

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

I guess their health care covers pandemic.

 

[PJV3]

Do they get sick pay?

 

[SamAlbro]

Terrorism becomes wildly impractical when nobody's gathering in large crowds.

 

[bangai-o]

We did it. We finally beat terrorism!

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Does the US Army take credit?

 

[Khanimus]

Do they have to volunteer their sick days to others too?

 

[Suicide King]

When ISIS responds to a pandemic better than Boris or Trump.

 

[CrocoDuck]

Lol

 

[Lant_War]

This is beyond parody

 

[Deleted member 8463]

Quoting the (UK) Times

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You say this like it's any better

 

[Deleted member 21411]

Watchmen really nailed it huh

 

[Squarehard]

You really can't even make this shit up anymore.

 

[smurfx]

isis: we want to kill you with violence not sneezes.

 

[I Don't Like]

Seems obvious since people aren't gathering and they don't want their guys getting it

 

[PositivePolitique]

You really can't even make this shit up anymore.

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Literally. I don't even know anymore.

 

[Lkr]

Even if fake, I laughed

 

[Chamber]

 

[DJwest]

I thought these fuckers weren't afraid of death

 

[I Am Captain America]

We're not in a simulation. Or are we?

 

[PRrambo_]

Where does ISIS hang out? Lets tell all these kids who are still going out in large groups that there's amazing night life over there.

 

[Game Fan]

How are we going to even explain this year in the future?

 

[Neece]

Jihad is suspended for this season.

 

[Crayolan]

lmfao

 

[Deleted member 11822]

This thread is giving me the laughs I very much need right now.

 

[Cow Mengde]

They don't need to attack you. People are already terrorized and dying without them.

 

[Mathieran]

Does the US Army take credit?

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depends on who you ask

 

[night814]

We did it. We finally beat terrorism!

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Whatever it takes

 

[rashbeep]

don't even care if this is fake i lold

 

[Lulu]

What a year, huh guys?

 

[Baccus]

We're acting as a species for the first time.

I guess the giant octopuses weren't a bad idea after all.

 

[TheAndyMan]

NyPost is a shit RW rag.
Literally defend racial profiling(stop and frisk).

 

[Hootie]

i dont even

 

[Stinkles]

This is very responsible. Last thing they'd want is for innocent people to be inconvenienced or made sick. Have they said anything about hand sanitization?

NyPost is a shit RW rag.
Literally defend racial profiling(stop and frisk).

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Correct. It's National Enquirer tier, but they're quoting The Times (of London) which is a right wing paper but in the WSJ style of sneering but professional reporting. Like the NYT their skew and opinions are trash, but with even bigger and indubitably more cromulent words.

 

[HiLife]

Terrorism taking a break. What a time.
/s

 

[Kyrios]

"Please be careful when working from home"