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Is your testosterone on the low side? How about trying tanning your testicles to increase your levels, approved by Tucker Carlson
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Posted this in the other thread but I'll repeat it here too: testosterone isn't a magical thing with only benefits; elevated testosterone levels can lead to health issues and possibly death.
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Been doing this for years tucker! Feel great!
(The cancer and sterility suck but at least I am a man!)
(The cancer and sterility suck but at least I am a man!)
Reminds me of the "perineum sunning" thing a few years back.
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Hot new wellness craze involves getting out there and just tanning your taint
Our ancestors had a secret to happiness we are just now rediscovering. Between hunting and gathering, drawing little horseys on cave walls, and discovering exciting new ways to die, they would roll onto their backs, grip their dirty hands around their dirty ankles, and expose their nether...
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I've been on testosterone injections for about 8 months but I never thought about tanning my ballsack.
Okay, sure, my kids are probably going to have birth defects since I'm blasting my reproductive DNA with radiation, but at least I'll get that sweet, sweet T and won't have to deal with all this lustrous hair anymore.
But your balls get so masculine they impregnate women just how masculine they are (not a scientist so I don't know the science)
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I had to visit a chiropractor recently and most of the treatment involved shining a red laser on the affected area to "stimulate the mitochondria" into "releasing ATP" to heal me faster. It's been a long time since high school biology but I don't think any of those things work like that. The chiropractor got to bill my insurance hundreds of dollars for this treatment.
The same chiropractor said people only needed to boost their immune systems to ward off coronavirus and could sell me supplements if I needed. He looked like if Alex Jones got in shape.
In conclusion: this is all bullshit
The same chiropractor said people only needed to boost their immune systems to ward off coronavirus and could sell me supplements if I needed. He looked like if Alex Jones got in shape.
In conclusion: this is all bullshit
Almost every day I am reminded that the right is trying to speedrun themselves into extinction with shit like this.
[family guy skit where peter tries to get super powers by sitting on a radioactive barrel and the doctor just tells him he has lymphoma]
[family guy skit where peter tries to get super powers by sitting on a radioactive barrel and the doctor just tells him he has lymphoma]
Sounds like you got ripped off bad, damn.
My testosterone is fine, but even with my basic knowledge of things, cooking your balls is not a good idea if you can help it.
well Jackass is a thing and they are the baddest dudes around right?
Any day now, this will be a thing.
Wait. You all don't? I have been for many years. I always get compliments on my balls during sex. The leather hacky sack comparisons are what I aim for the most.
You could go to a doctor if your testoserone levels are low and get injections or pills. Or you could tan your nuts until they fall off. Tough choices.
The ven diagram between the ball tanners and anti-vaxxers has to be a circle.
The ven diagram between the ball tanners and anti-vaxxers has to be a circle.
But my doctor said my testosterone levels are fine and wouldn't give me any horse steroids.
And/or I don't trust doctors, they went to college. I only get my medical advice from bros.
Did he happen to have any Square Enix games posters in the office?
I've considered tanning the old cock n balls before, simply for aesthetic purposes and to give them a bit of a glow, but can't figure out a way to do it discreetly without giving the neighbours a show.
For me it's been good. I've suspected I've had low T for years based on my appearance and lack of a sex drive, struggles maintaining an erection. It was putting a strain on my marriage.
I'm on Cypionate 2x/week. It's an injection straight into my ass cheeks. It has improved a lot of my problem areas and I haven't experienced any side effects that I know of. Muscle tone has improved, I feel less fatigued, and my libido is much improved. I get blood work every 6 weeks and my T is much higher than it was initially but I'm allowed to set the range with my doctor since it's all out of pocket for me so if I want to go higher (while within the recommended range) then I can.
If you have specific questions, I'm happy to answer.
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