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Is Totino's Pizza garbage? Because if it is, then I like garbage

Is it garbage?

  • Yes, they are garbage and no one should buy them

    Votes: 25 11.7%

  • Yes, garbage, but delicious

    Votes: 133 62.4%

  • No, it's delicious

    Votes: 28 13.1%

  • Any pizza is better than no pizza

    Votes: 21 9.9%

  • Never had a Totino's Pizza before

    Votes: 6 2.8%
  • Total voters
    213
FernandoRocker

FernandoRocker

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
7,987
México
Sure, it's only $1 USD or so, and there are way better frozen pizzas. But Totino's Pizza is a guilty pleasure of mine.

What do you think? Do you like Totino's Pizza?
 
John Rabbit

John Rabbit

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,116
Ain't nothing wrong with loving total trash. I eat these on purpose for cheat meals:

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Cleve

Cleve

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,022
Yes, they're absolute trash. But you can call me the racoon because I'll crawl up in that dumpster and shove that garbage down my throat.
 
MrHedin

MrHedin

Member
Dec 7, 2018
6,820
I mean, I spent many years of my life living off Jacks pizza so I have no room to comment here.
 
EggmaniMN

EggmaniMN

Banned
May 17, 2020
3,465
They're $1 each. $1. They're at least that good.

I went to the actual Totino's restaurant before that closed and it was really good.
 
VanWinkle

VanWinkle

Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,096
It's the best frozen pizza. It makes no effort to look or taste remotely like real pizza, and thus doesn't have to be compared to it. Other frozen pizzas attempt to be real pizza and fall desperately short.
 
Zips

Zips

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,913
They're my guilty cheap pleasure as well though I haven't had them in years. I don't normally like thin crusts on pizza but there's just something about Totinos that I can't say no to.
 
VariantX

VariantX

Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,893
Columbia, SC
its a dollar, and yeah, they're kind of garbage. Barely qualifies as pizza but its edible and keeps people alive and can even taste good at times.
 

kowhite

Member
May 14, 2019
4,430
Love those pizzas. To anyone who says it's not as good as a real pizza...it's like telling me Taco Bell isn't as good as real Mexican food.

Its just...not the same thing, they scratch their own itch.

And yes, it's garbage...delicious garbage!
 
hydruxo

hydruxo

▲ Legend ▲
Member
Oct 25, 2017
20,445
It's bottom tier frozen pizza but it's at the top of the bottom. I'd still take it over DiGiorno's overpriced trash.
 
grang

grang

Member
Nov 13, 2017
10,081
I still occasionally enjoy a Celeste pizza because that was one of my family's struggle foods when I was a kid. How does Totino's compare to that?
 
DeliciousSunnyD!

DeliciousSunnyD!

Member
Oct 31, 2017
9,627
I recently had some of these Totino's Party Pizzas. And yeah, they are kinda garbage, but they're still pretty good! Good late night food when you don't want to fuck with too much.
 
LiQuid!

LiQuid!

Member
Oct 26, 2017
3,986
I'll never stand between someone and their garbage! I love me some garbage. Please enjoy your garbage in moderation tho! We love you and care about you and don't want anything bad to happen to you
 
RetroMG

RetroMG

Community Resettler
Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
6,736
It's okay to like Garbage food, OP. Don't let anybody tell you different.
 
FaceHugger

FaceHugger

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
13,949
USA
Those things rock. Can fill up your freezer with them for like $15. Ready out of the toaster oven in 10 minutes. Perfectly tasty. Cook them up in the microwave if you're feeling lazy and eat that slimy, delicious gruel with a fork.
 
FinFunnels

FinFunnels

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
5,610
Seattle
I get it. I occasionally get cravings for McDonald's double cheeseburgers and caramel iced coffee, even though I can easily get better burgers and coffee elsewhere. I just get this warm, nostalgic feeling when I eat them and it reminds me of the struggles I've gone through and how much I have to be grateful for.
 
VanWinkle

VanWinkle

Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,096
grang said:
I still occasionally enjoy a Celeste pizza because that was one of my family's struggle foods when I was a kid. How does Totino's compare to that?
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My family's struggle pizza was called Fox Deluxe from Foodland. I think they're pretty much Celeste under a different brand name. MAN I loved them as a kid.
 
Robin

Robin

Restless Insomniac
Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,503
Now here is a thread I can get behind. Just don't stick those fucking things in the microwave, I want my pizza pillows crispy and blossoming thank you.
 
Mars

Mars

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,988
I microwave mine on a plate that dips in the middle, so the cheese sinks there. When it's done, I flip one side over and eat it like a calzone.
 
GooseTeeth

GooseTeeth

Member
Oct 27, 2017
124
I used to microwave them and then roll them up like a burrito back in high school. I don't think i've had one since then but i remember them being fine for a buck.
 
vypek

vypek

Member
Oct 25, 2017
12,569
I don't think I've had a non pizza roll product from them. If its like that, I vote not garbage
 
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