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Nah Chef is fine.

Go watch a James Franco directed/starred film and get back to me. He's got like a dozen or so dumpster fires of movies that nobody has even heard of.
 

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2. His ex-wife is Sofia Vergara, because of course she is.

Also, not to defend The Honeymooners trope of big guy + attractive wife but its not like Faveau is an ugly dude. They have like a 12-13 year old kid in the movie so it makes sense that dude could have developed a dad bod over the course of their marriage due to having a stressful job where you're constantly eating.
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Chef should start like Yesterday except instead of The Beatles everybody forgets how to squish a sandwich.
 

Bookkoo

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As an Exectutive Chef for Hyatt Hotels for the past 10 years, I enjoyed the movie... and a lot of us do have sleeves :) Thought its a terrible idea to open your own restaurant its a money pit. Work for a corporation you'll always make more money unless your a celebrity Chef
 

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Nah Chef is fine.

Go watch a James Franco directed/starred film and get back to me. He's got like a dozen or so dumpster fires of movies that nobody has even heard of.

You know something is wrong when a person writes, directs, and stars in a screen adaptation of William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying. And not just stars in, but plays a lynchpin character who spells out to the audience what the book is actually about.

Chef was a fun little movie that didn't really seem to get ahead of itself. It felt like a lot of movies that I'd seen in single screen theaters in the late 2000s when "indie movies" were extremely hip. The social media name checking was truly bizarre though.

Every Quintin Tarantino movie is an extreme vanity project, but I think the movies are better off for it.

Same with any Hideo Kojima game.
 
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As an Exectutive Chef for Hyatt Hotels for the past 10 years, I enjoyed the movie... and a lot of us do have sleeves :) Thought its a terrible idea to open your own restaurant its a money pit. Work for a corporation you'll always make more money unless your a celebrity Chef

my biggest gripe with the movie tbh, should've just stuck with the food truck
 

Rassilon

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One Million Ways to Die in the West.

Seth McFarlane really, really wanted to make out with Charlize Theron so he made a bad movie justifying it. I can think of literally no better example.
Another tangential example is The Orville; the higly produced Seth Mcfarlane Star Trek fan fiction where he is the captain and gets to hang out with ex-Star Trek cast members.

Thats not to say it's bad tv, but it feels like a big ego project
 

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James Franco has directed films? Good God...

Oh honey, you don't know the half of it:

You know something is wrong when a person writes, directs, and stars in a screen adaptation of William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying. And not just stars in, but plays a lynchpin character who spells out to the audience what the book is actually about.

The fact he thinks he can adapt Faulkner or McCarthy tells us all we need to know about him.
 

Joe2187

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We really aren't. Its just that for a lot of us after wearing that thin veil of being social because of the need for teamwork, cooperation and understanding as well as hanging out with the extremely extroverted wait staff, you become social. Sure a lot of people are already social as that is vital for the leadership needed in a Chef, but it grows on you as well as the years pass.

Yeah, that is true....in the kitchen.

Im a different person inside and outside the kitchen most of the times.
 
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Also, not to defend The Honeymooners trope of big guy + attractive wife but its not like Faveau is an ugly dude.

Agreed. I get how this is an annoying trope in straight media and bear culture is a thing in gay culture that straights only semi-recently tried to co-opt with the oddly defined "dad bod" movement, but I think Faveau is still pretty cute. Is it really that hard to believe that a woman more conventionally attractive would find him attractive? I only saw this film when it was initially released, but weren't there a one or two jokes that center on this?
 

daveo42

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You are the first person I've seen who actually hated Chef. It's food porn with Jon Favreau and Friends. I don't understand why you hat it so much.
 

Fevaweva

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You should watch Chef's Kitchen and maybe concerntrate on the more modern 'traditional' western Chefs they have on that show.

Favreau got it spot on.
 

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Count me on #TeamHate.

The big thing that gets me is how it just doesn't go anywhere. I dig the premise: star chef is bored, wants to go back to his edgy bad-boy roots, sure. But this guy who was so played up as being full of wild originality in the opening's big play is... a food truck making traditional Cuban sandwiches. Like... how is making the same Cuban every day different from making the same caviar egg every day?

I've enjoyed stuff like Food Wars and Yakitate Japan because there's always an element of creation, but it felt like that was just missing in Chef.
 

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I find it so funny and interesting when other people break down movies like this because while I may having passing thoughts like what the OP outlined while watching a movie, they never stick with me, and ultimately I arrive very easily at whether I enjoyed it or not. And then I find myself reading threads like this months and years later wondering why I never realized these things when I watched the movie, when the reality is I probably did but didn't give a shit because the movie was generally very entertaining.

Chef is great and so is anything to do with food. That grilled cheese sandwich scene is better than most shit you see nowadays. Fuck it.

Chef was really good, and that spaghetti he made for Scarlett looked amazing. Not sure how it looks disgusting to you. It's literally just pasta with olive oil, garlic, parm, lemon juice, salt and pepper, parsley and red pepper flakes. Now I'm hungry.

It's because the spaghetti didn't look disgusting and most people like the OP have no god damn idea.
 
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Also, not to defend The Honeymooners trope of big guy + attractive wife but its not like Faveau is an ugly dude. They have like a 12-13 year old kid in the movie so it makes sense that dude could have developed a dad bod over the course of their marriage due to having a stressful job where you're constantly eating.
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Damn, I need to know where he buys his body oil
 

oledome

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It's not a vanity project, Grindhouse (death proof and planet terror) was closer to a vanity project (I love death proof, it's better than Django)

Chef is just a cute lil movie with good vibes, it's the equivalent of the Cohen's making Burn After Reading, they go and collect their Oscars for something serious and have the freedom and budget to make something silly. I am not saying Chef is anything close in quality to burn after reading.
 

Maximus

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It's a good movie despite the issues you have in the narrative or how the lead role is portrayed. Clearly he cares a lot about cooking and that culture with his series on Netflix too.
 

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Count me on #TeamHate.

The big thing that gets me is how it just doesn't go anywhere. I dig the premise: star chef is bored, wants to go back to his edgy bad-boy roots, sure. But this guy who was so played up as being full of wild originality in the opening's big play is... a food truck making traditional Cuban sandwiches. Like... how is making the same Cuban every day different from making the same caviar egg every day?

I've enjoyed stuff like Food Wars and Yakitate Japan because there's always an element of creation, but it felt like that was just missing in Chef.
 

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I liked Chef, but I see your point about casting Vergara and Johansson in those specific roles. Other than that, I thought it was fun and well made.
 

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The Netflix show makes me think of the episode of The Sopranos where Jon Favreau hangs out with Christopher to help make his movies "authentic"
 

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I absolutely love Chef. I rewatch it every few months. As someone who likes to cook, it's just a really enjoyable movie to me.

I think I'm finally going to try making Spaghetti Aglio e Olio tonight!
 

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You really can't top The Room.

The ONLY reason it was made was because Tommy Wiseau's money and sheer willpower brute forced it into existence.
 

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Sorry OP I read the first few sentences of your post and didn't like it so I stopped but still wanted to share my opinion of it with you.
 
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I read the summary of what happens after I stopped watching. Yeah, Jon Favreau might as well have sucked his own dick for two hours on screen.

Yeah, it was self-indulgent but Favreau just seems to be way into cooking, judging by the Netflix spin-off. That, and he appears to be well-liked among Hollywood celebrities - judging by the cameos he pulls in.

There are far more egregious vanity projects out there. Like, yo, von Trier and Aronofsky still exist.