Is milk harmful to Link?

[MonsterMech]

I need some of what op is sippin Lol

 

[badboy78660]

Only to strawberry milk OP.

 

[Keldroc]

You might be into something OP.
One thing to notice is that Link is in fact dead the whole time during his journey through Koholint in the famous entry The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Fast and Furious 5: The reckoning.

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"I build my lifebar one quarter heart at a time." - Domilink Torreto

 

[ctj]

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Lmao what is this from?

 

[SuperFakerBros]

The vast majority of humans are lactose intolerant, so I really wouldn't call milk a "healthy" drink.

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Wait, really? I...thought it would be the other way around

 

[Abcdude]

Lmao what is this from?

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[BasilZero]

OP drunk from milk.

 

[Revali]

Link is boring.

 

[Pata Hikari]

Pretty much. Once you take into account the can of worms caused by the existence of Smash and that time breaks happen when dragon breaks do in Elder Scrolls, everything further falls into place.

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Smash is in canon just a bunch of toys being played with.

 

[Doggg]

OP drunk from milk.

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that Clockwork Orange milk

 

[Deleted member 16908]

Lon Lon milk, anyone?

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

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This is NOT ok.

 

[Res-bot]

Why is the milk bar in Clock Town only open at night and children are not allowed in? What's in that milk?

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Maybe it's where the milk is sourced from...

 

[AndreGX]

 

[bwahhhhh]

No milk? or are they just outta milk?

 

[entremet]

One of the treasures of ERA.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Yes.

 

[Venat Fan]

Smash is in canon just a bunch of toys being played with.

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Oh, then that makes everything easier.

Toys are lactose intolerant.

Case closed.

 

[DonMigs85]

He uses a glass vessel that may have once held insects
The milk was likely never pasteurized either

 

[Driggonny]

I don't really know how young Young Link is, but I would imagine he's still at the age where milk is fine (going by Earth mammal rules)

 

[TheDanimal]

More importantly: is Old Young Link still affected by milk? Why doesn't he have a milk drinking taunt?

 

[Abcdude]

More importantly: is Old Young Link still affected by milk? Why doesn't he have a milk drinking taunt?

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Proof of progress.

 

[Darktalon]

thank you for teaching me how to use ignore thread

 

[inpHilltr8r]

 

[blitzblake]

Baby cow juice isn't healthy for humans btw. We're the only species that extracts the milk of another animal, milk that's meant for the offspring of that animal.

 

[Z-Beat]

OP milk isn't exclusive to humans. Most humans don't drink human-made milk past infancy

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

Baby cow juice isn't healthy for humans btw. We're the only species that extracts the milk of another animal, milk that's meant for the offspring of that animal.

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I thought ants also farm a specific bug for milk.

 

[blitzblake]

I thought ants also farm a specific bug for milk.

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Maybe aphids and the sugar sap they extract from plants?

 

[AstronaughtE]

Baby cow juice isn't healthy for humans btw. We're the only species that extracts the milk of another animal, milk that's meant for the offspring of that animal.

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That's what makes us great. We're also the only species that bakes cookies.

 

[Timeaisis]

Drunk thread?

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I think OP had one too many milks.

 

[Zero-ELEC]

Hitting that Chateau Romani early, huh OP?

 

[SalvaPot]

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I feel like this is the only thread where this GIF would ever be relevant.

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

Maybe aphids and the sugar sap they extract from plants?

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Yeah that's the green bug the queen has in bug's life right? Sugar makes more sense than milk lol

 

[EJS]

I appreciate the thought in this post.

 

[Ryouji Gunblade]

I need to hit up the milk bar to forget what I've seen today.

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Drunk thread?

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Drunk on milk vodka.

 

[会津Aizuの復讐]

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This needs to disappear from the internet.

 

[Oscillator]

This is good for everyone. :-)

 

[mojo]

But my atlanteans peeing thread was closed smh

 

[会津Aizuの復讐]

But my atlanteans peeing thread was closed smh

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atlanteans peeing? lol

 

[BouncyFrag]

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[Vibranium]

Clearly, the answer here is for Link to switch to almond milk.

 

[Joltik]

Wait, really? I...thought it would be the other way around

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Nah.

Approximately 65 percent of the human population has a reduced ability to digest lactose after infancy. Lactose intolerancein adulthood is most prevalent in people of East Asian descent, affecting more than 90 percent of adults in some of these communities. Lactose intolerance is also very common in people of West African, Arab, Jewish, Greek, and Italian descent.

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Source

 

[WestEgg]

Link is a member of the Hylian race, a non-human, fictional race.

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Dogs are also not human

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*puts on pedantic hat*

Link is referrred to as a human many times during the series. Hylians, Gerudo, and Sheikah are all assumedly human races.

 

[Linde]

None of those facts imply that milk is bad for him. What

 

[Ricelord]

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each day we stray further from god.

 

[Hellsing321]

As we know, milk is a healthy drink for humans, as it shores up bones.

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Considering that 65% of humans have reduced lactose tolerance this is debatable.

 

[blitzblake]

That's what makes us great. We're also the only species that bakes cookies.

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We were so occupied with whether we could do it, we didn't stop to think if we should drink the infant milk of a perpetually impregnanted cow who is forever separated from her calf since obviously the milk isn't for it. It's to sell to humans.

 

[iliketopaint_93]

What's gross about ending a hard day's work with a nice, frothy, creamy beverage mostly consisting of liquified fat and some nutrients and other fluids produced directly from inside a body?