In only one word, please tell us your favorite curse word.

[Rogue Blue]

Meekrob

 

[Video Games Are Dumb]

Fuck

 

[Astandahl]

Vaffanculo

 

[Brinbe]

Sonofafuckingbitchhhh

 

[Deleted member 46948]

Cuntbubble

 

[Apollo]

darn

 

[Kadzork]

Bollocks.

 

[Freakzilla]

Motherfucker

 

[Skade]

Foutrecouilles !

Wich translated from french to english would be something like "jizzballs !". I guess.

 

[Rhaknar]

Cunt

I blame my years of wow with british folk who threw it around willy nilly. I later learned its much more offensive in NA >_<

 

[davidnolan13]

please dont say fuck or bugger. its cunt.

 

[Ubik]

yousonofabitch

 

[Ojli]

Balle (slang for dick in Swedish (although it is slang for butt and scrotum as well in other parts in Sweden))

 

[Gaardus]

Damnation

 

[Okapi]

Tabarnak!

 

[Calvinien]

Gunderslunt

 

[weekev]

Fucknugget

 

[Like the hat?]

Bastard

 

[Panther2103]

shit

 

[scottbeowulf]

Fuck or fuckin'

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Darn

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

Holetta(polish step-mom)
I'm pretty sure it's spelled wrong.

 

[Annubis]

So many to choose from!

I guess the time honoured "chalice" (said 'caoliss') would be the best.

 

[MechaMarmaset]

Fuck. Very versatile

Half the people lurking in here:

 

[Grahf]

Bordel ! (= whorehouse, no idea how this became an curse)

 

[Stinkles]

Recently I have been reliving great one from my childhood n Scotland that probably doesn't translate well:

Jobbie {alt: "Jobby " slang or derivative euphemism for stool, bowel movement or ordure. Origin: Scotland}

as in:

"Ah'm no ready yet ma, ah'm doin a big Jobbie "

or

"Raymie pit a big Jobbie oan the end oh a stick an chased Schemie John Hogg wi it till 'e wis pure greetin' like a radge - it was legendary so it wis. Naebdie fae the Gorgie Banana Flats ever furgoat that day"

Jobbie. The number one term for Number Two.

 

[Squarehard]

Potato

 

[Geoff]

bollocks

 

[RedStep]

Nards

 

[Stinkles]

Bordel ! (= whorehouse, no idea how this became an curse)

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This is commonly used in English as Bordello. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bordello

but like you said it's weird as a curse but sorta colorful.

 

[oreomunsta]

Jueputa :D

Gawrsh

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I did not expect that level of lewdness D:

 

[Stinkles]

This reminds me of Limmy and Wee Gary's dildo.

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[Z-Beat]

Shrimpdick fucknugget

 

[Stronginthearm]

fuckshitfuckfuckfuck

 

[Primal Sage]

Cumdumpster

 

[Tom Penny]

I say fuckin by far the most. Feel bad around kids at a BBQ or whatever and telling stories and it's the equivalent of saying "like" all the time

 

[take_marsh]

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT!"

*boop. boop. boop*

"Sir. Can I see you for a minute, please sir? "

 

[CaptNink]

JESUSCHRIST!

Always my "go-to" curse -- especially when I am surprised or caught off-guard.

 

[Strangelove_77]

Mine's both homophobic and racist so I can't say it on here. Sorry.

 

[Bio]

fungdark

 

[mrmickfran]

Shit

 

[kvetcha]

belgium

 

[janoGX]

Aweonao

 

[EchoChamber]

Fuck.

 

[theHabazoo3]

Barnacle

 

[bawjaws]

Jeepers

 

[Kewlmyc]

Fuck

 

[MrCibb]

Prick.

 

[bawjaws]

Recently I have been reliving great one from my childhood n Scotland that probably doesn't translate well:

Jobbie {alt: "Jobby " slang or derivative euphemism for stool, bowel movement or ordure. Origin: Scotland}

as in:

"Ah'm no ready yet ma, ah'm doin a big Jobbie "

or

"Raymie pit a big Jobbie oan the end oh a stick an chased Schemie John Hogg wi it till 'e wis pure greetin' like a radge - it was legendary so it wis. Naebdie fae the Gorgie Banana Flats ever furgoat that day"

Jobbie. The number one term for Number Two.

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And of course, see also "jobby catchers" (tracksuit trousers with elasticated ankle cuffs, for those who don't know).

And would you say jobby or jobbie? I'm a jobby man myself.

 

[Loan Wolf]

Cunt

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