Imagine if your bank card got heavier the more money you had

[Deleted member 1248]

Mine would crumple up and blow away with the wind.

I'm broke as fuck.

 

[Heromanz]

I can't imagine that

 

[Deleted member 54320]

That would be really annoying. The inconsistency would bug me.

 

[Deleted member 176]

makes you think

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Imagine if your bank card was a ham sandwich.

 

[ReAxion]

a great steering wheel that does not whiff out of the window while i driving.

 

[Deleted member 1445]

I'd have a portable anti-gravity device

 

[lazygecko]

That's like when you install "immersion" mods for Elder Scrolls games that assigns weight value to gold coins.

 

[itwasTuesday]

If only John Lennon was still around.

 

[Poppy]

must be the work of an enemy stand

 

[oledome]

imagine your junk gets bigger the more money you had

 

[BasilZero]

Bank card as in debit card?

Wouldn't affect me since I don't use debit

 

[Deleted member 32374]

I'd have a portable anti-gravity device

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I'll design a device so you can use your bank card to fly, I'll give you half off the profits for the idea. I'll solve your unintended anti grav problem and banks will love us for all the overdraft fees they'll charge.

 

[Deleted member 13496]

No problems there. My worry would be my card floating away because it weighs nothing. Or lighter than air with overdraft.

 

[Inugami]

must be the work of an enemy stand

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Normally these don't get me, but this one did. I actually clicked away right as I read this and chuckled and had to come back.

imagine your junk gets bigger the more money you had

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O-only bigger if it gets more money right? Not like lose any girth if the alternative?

 

[tangeu]

Imagine if your bank card was a ham sandwich.

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[GK86]

Imagine if your bank card screamed at you every time you spent money on stupid shit.

 

[Pagusas]

What are you doing to not be broke OP?

 

[chandoog]

My wallet already weighs just about nothing as it is.

 

[night814]

Weird, if you have a negative balance does it become dust like infinity war?

 

[Yourfawthaaa]

Lmfao

Just imagining people trying to carry
It is making me laugh.

But mines would be kinda light.

 

[Xando]

imagine your junk gets bigger the more money you had

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Would have to buy new pants.

 

[Verelios]

That would be a weird flex, just smacking people with ten kg wallets.

 

[Clefargle]

Then only the top selling rappers would have saggy pants

 

[petethepanda]

 

[Deleted member 10234]

I'd be like Goku walking around with weights

 

[chezzymann]

Weird, if you have a negative balance does it become dust like infinity war?

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You start floating, and if you get into too much debt you fly into space and suffocate

 

[oledome]

O-only bigger if it gets more money right? Not like lose any girth if the alternative?

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don't get into debt, you'll have a really big small problem in your hands

Would have to buy new pants.

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payday would carry a whole new meaning

 

[night814]

You start floating, and if you get into too much debt you fly into space and suffocate

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I suppose that's a way too solve ones financial woes.

 

[Torpedo Vegas]

I'd have to keep lead weights in my wallet, because I assume overdrawn would make the card lighter than air.

 

[Qikz]

Maybe this would make the rich stop hoarding so much money.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Maybe this would make the rich stop hoarding so much money.

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????

It's not like they use bank cards.

 

[Kyuuji]

How heavy we talking?

 

[8byte]

Maybe this would make the rich stop hoarding so much money.

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They would hire people to carry their cards.

 

[Mr. Lemming]

Commerical use of element-zero has gone to far.

 

[delete12345]

I would like to ask how executives going out for lunch would carry those wallets?

How heavy we talking?

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[Heavy intensifies]

 

[SweetVermouth]

well then I would have a levitation device

 

[SirMossyBloke]

Well, at least I'd know it would stop me from drowning.

 

[Tobor]

Maybe this would make the rich stop hoarding so much money.

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Once you reach a certain level of wealth, you would never carry a bank card.

A journalist once asked Bill Gates what was in his wallet. He said he didn't carry a wallet anymore. Why would he?

 

[I am a Bird]

My card would be a balloon and float away

 

[Landy828]

I just discovered faster than light travel.

Got paid a minute ago, but bills are about to hit, everyone grab on that wants to visit another galaxy.

 

[stan_marsh]

then my card would be so light it would fly away and disintegrate

 

[lunarworks]

Mine would float up like a helium balloon.

 

[808s & Villainy]

why

 

[JoRu]

I'd very much like it to be the exact opposite, in order to incentivize me not to use it too much on needless things.

 

[mugurumakensei]

What's the $/lb ratio

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

Imagine if you flew higher the more you smoked

 

[delete12345]

Imagine if you flew higher the more you smoked

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But the weight of the wallet gets heavier the higher you smoke.

 

[MazeHaze]

it kind of does, they make those heavy as fuck metal credit cards that have like a 5 million dollar limit or whatever the fuck

 

[Deleted member 8468]

I got one of those Amazon prime credit cards a few years back and immediately every cashier who ever held it said 'whoa this is heavy it must have a ton of money.'

Litterally everyone can get these. Go get one yourself and buy some better fucking one liners.