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Imagine being one of the Secret Service Agents assigned to protect Trump after he leaves

Could you do that job?

  • Yes

    Votes: 32 4.3%

  • No

    Votes: 42 5.6%

  • Hell no

    Votes: 510 68.5%

  • Depends on the pay...

    Votes: 161 21.6%
  • Total voters
    745
Coyote Starrk

Coyote Starrk

The Fallen
Oct 30, 2017
52,965
It just occurred to me that some poor souls are going to be forced to follow Trump around as well as protect him night and day after he leaves office. Imagine having to be around him and that fucking family in the coming months and years.


Could any of you do that job?
 
Drek

Drek

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,231
You all know they'll just funnel the guys who want that gig to him, right? There are enough racists in the Secret Service to guard GHWB, GWB and Trump all at the same time.
 
jelly

jelly

Banned
Oct 26, 2017
33,841
Perhaps his punishment for acting like a petty dictator fuck should be no security.
 
trashbandit

trashbandit

Member
Dec 19, 2019
3,910
I've been thinking about this for the past few days, and it must be a fucking bummer, assuming the agent isn't on board with Trump.
 
Chopchop

Chopchop

Member
Oct 25, 2017
14,171
Absofuckinglutely not. Maybe if the job gave me enough money to set me for life if I did it for like, a week. But otherwise? Hell no.

There were already reports that he was treating Secret Service agents like servants when he first became president, and that it was already bringing down morale in the Secret Service. I don't think anyone wants to work around that piece of shit.
 
Gamer @ Heart

Gamer @ Heart

Member
Oct 26, 2017
9,551
Are they like 1 year assignments or are people on First Lady/family and previous president duty on there for the long haul?
 
L Thammy

L Thammy

Spacenoid
Member
Oct 25, 2017
49,994
I still get paid if someone get through, right? Just wondering. Not saying I'd let people get through or give them a friendly tap on the back but I thought it might be good to know in case it comes up.
 
TheYanger

TheYanger

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
10,142
Could I? sure. the Secret Service would be privy to every fucking thing he does. Even after he's gone. I wouldn't be shocked if he declines the protection.

I'm findign all the dirt and leaking that shit.
 
DrForester

DrForester

Mod of the Year 2006
Member
Oct 25, 2017
21,651
I have no doubt there are some really shitty Secret Service agents who are full blown cultists and would be honored to continue to serve him.
 
Falore

Falore

Banned
Feb 15, 2019
745
I could easily do the job and would perform my duties as competently as her performed his duties as president.
 
BWoog

BWoog

Member
Oct 27, 2017
38,264
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Trainrot

Trainrot

Member
Nov 5, 2020
22
Considering I have to shut my eyes and take a deep breath every time he opens his mouth? No. I would not be able to perform my duties as required for the job as I would eventually snap and launch myself over to him, grab him by the lapels and politely tell him to shut his face just for a few moments.
 
WhySoDevious

WhySoDevious

Member
Oct 31, 2017
8,451
There was a movie about a secret service agent assigned to a former First Lady. Anyone remember?

EDIt: Guarding Tess with Nic Cage.
 
valinthyne

valinthyne

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,394
hopefully he'll have a number of people "protecting" him while he wears an orange jumpsuit. i know he's a fan of the color so its winning all around for everyone.
 
Not a Horse

Not a Horse

Member
Aug 15, 2018
344
Fuck yeah. I would be subversive as hell though. Replace his golf shoes with 1 size smaller than he wears. water down his hair gel so everybody sees his bald head when the wind blows, put food coloring in his face paint so he paints himself blue, Sabotage his golf carts so he has to walk.

Sounds like a blast, where do i sign up.
 

Deleted member 43

Account closed at user request
Banned
Oct 24, 2017
9,271
Thay all fucking hate him, so it'll definitely become the new gig for younger and in-the-doghouse agents.
 
StarStorm

StarStorm

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
7,595
Nope, no way in hell. Gotta have some standards and Trump has none. I feel sorry for the poor saps that do take it though. Imagine guarding him 24/7.
 
AWizardDidIt

AWizardDidIt

Member
Oct 28, 2017
1,461
Depends. If I had to protect him but didn't have to be nice to him, I'd absolutely take that job for a chance to give him regular wedgies and rub in his face how much of a loser he is.
 
FantasticMrFoxdie

FantasticMrFoxdie

Banned
Oct 26, 2017
16,409
Mushroom Kingdom
Not gonna lie depends on the pay.

Also better be a 9-5 because i'm clocking out on time


Not a Horse said:
Fuck yeah. I would be subversive as hell though. Replace his golf shoes with 1 size smaller than he wears. water down his hair gel so everybody sees his bald head when the wind blows, put food coloring in his face paint so he paints himself blue, Sabotage his golf carts so he has to walk.

Sounds like a blast, where do i sign up.
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lmao
 
Joe

Joe

Member
Oct 25, 2017
8,596
I mean, I imagine most of them will be Trump supporters, and will get to spend most of their days hanging out and living in expensive hotel rooms and resorts that Trump owns, at no personal cost, in order to funnel the Secret Service money into his own pockets. So, there are worse ways to make a living.
 
Akira86

Akira86

Member
Oct 25, 2017
19,585
I could do the job, badly, and then move to another industry after he's gone.

constant complaints that his SS agent lets people just walk up and punch him in the nose.
 

Hound

Member
Jul 6, 2019
1,827
Depends on the pay and whether I would need to be physically inside the cell or not.
 
Hollywood Duo

Hollywood Duo

Member
Oct 25, 2017
41,837
I wouldn't do it for any president least of all Trump .Take a bullet for some Uber rich guy? No thanks breh.
 
III-V

III-V

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,827
I voted no. But then I reconsidered and thought about it. Then I voted hell no.
 
Volimar

Volimar

volunteer forum janitor
Member
Oct 25, 2017
38,357
It's not just about taking a bullet for Trump. If someone managed to kill a former president, it could be a catalyst for a major international incident. It's not much of an exaggeration to say tens of thousands of lives could ride on protecting that pile of shit.
 
Tokyo_Funk

Tokyo_Funk

Banned
Dec 10, 2018
10,053
They could pay me 10 million a year to babysit the reanimated angry chrismas ham and I still won't do it. The urge to boot him in the ass would be too much.
 
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