If Your Partner had Flavored Nipples, Would You Want them to be:

[GenericGhost]

Orange Juice + Toothpaste

 

[bluexy]

not comfortable knowing there are nine people on resetera that want their partner to have nacho cheese-flavored nipples.

also, vanilla.

 

[bwahhhhh]

not comfortable knowing there are nine people on resetera that want their partner to have nacho cheese-flavored nipples.

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nacho cheese would only be acceptable if that's what came out instead of milk

genuine, Cambodian nacho cheese

 

[AndrewDean84]

Hmmmmm

J.R.'s BBQ sauce

 

[LazyLain]

Dill pickle

 

[R2RD]

I assumed it was condensed milk, but my ipad isn't sure

Also wtf I just clicked on the image and it highlighted the text and offered to translate it. What is this witchcraft?

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It is condensed milk xD. La lechera is spanish not french but good to know that I should avoid saying that word out loud if I ever visit France.

 

[Darth Pinche]

Leche condensada

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I was going to say strawberry, but goddamn this is the correct answer!

 

[Deathglobe]

Juicy fruit.

 

[Spehornoob]

Sour Cream & Onion

 

[ArtTeitlebaum]

Garlic. Or Camel Filters. Would help to keep me away from the beauties.

 

[DarthSpider]

Strawberry Jolly Ranchers, of course.

 

[Eidan]

Something fruity. Cherry maybe.

 

[thesoapster]

Tonkotsu Ramen

Spoiler

Strawberry

 

[Forearm_Star]

What the hell are these choices mate.

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My thoughts exactly. None of these should be an option

 

[Xando]

Cherry or Strawberry

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Big red

 

[Skyebaron]

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laughed way too hard at this.

 

[Spanglo]

Caramel, and when she's good and stanky it would be salty caramel. MMMmmm bitch.

 

[Azriell]

Something sweet and probably fruity. Blackberry Jam, maybe.

Disappointed there's no beer flavored nipples

 

[Dreams-Visions]

dulce du leche
Cookies & cream

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

Brine.

Ar, they be the nipples from the briny deep.

 

[Br3wnor]

Butter???? Makes me gag thinking about it

I'd probably go with slight taste of caramel, wouldn't want anything too intense though or I'd get sick of it

 

[LetalisAmare]

Salmon paste or pickled onion.

 

[Kenai]

Vanilla nips sounds good. What the hell are those initial options tho? Not even kinkshaming, some answers are just incorrect (cinnamon is probably fine at least)

 

[Otnopolit]

Cinnamon top choice? ERA redeemed.

 

[onpoint]

Of those choices? Cinnamon.

Of my own choice? Strawberry or Citrus or mint, or chocolate, in that order.

 

[FinFunnels]

Nintendo Switch cartridge flavored

 

[Eugene's Axe]

rum and raisin ice cream

 

[atomsk eater]

Probably something that's not as rich and savory as most of the poll options. Strawberries?

 

[mikeys_legendary]

Weekend Era at its finest.

Ketchup.

 

[Rendering...]

I hate mixing food with sex, so give me something mild and neutral like sweet almond or whatever. It should be like they used a nice body oil or body wash.

Smh at all the people who want to make like Willy Wonka and suck on sweet n savory nips.

 

[JaseC64]

Vanilla baybay

 

[Starshine]

Caramel

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Furst thot I had

 

[RealCanadianBro]

My partner said chocolate cake or chocolate chip cookie...then she also said it would be such a fucking tease that she'd need one or both on standby...


Sorry ERA, my nips aren't enough.

 

[Tanerian]

What in the ever loving fuck at those choices?

Some very mild fruit flavor, if anything.

 

[eraFROMAN]

Cinnamon; can't believe you got me answering this before I can even sit down for dinner

 

[Hu3]

Leche condensada

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you sir pulled the ultimate weapon

 

[Royalan]

Personally I've tried the whole "pour stuff on a partner's chest" and it's not as exciting as you'd imagine, so if I had to choose I'd pick something only slightly salty that isn't too different from the taste of actual sweat.

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Came in to post exactly this.

 

[Whitemex]

 

[John Dunbar]

breast milk

 

[SmackDaddy]

Flaming hot

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Lmao

Gonna agree with the caramel and condensed milk homies.

But also nipple flavor ain't bad

 

[Scarface]

Personally I've tried the whole "pour stuff on a partner's chest" and it's not as exciting as you'd imagine, so if I had to choose I'd pick something only slightly salty that isn't too different from the taste of actual sweat.

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yeah and depending on what it is, can get quite sticky.

I'm good on that. Ill stick with nipple flavored nipples.

 

[Sybil]

The fact that non-fruity options are the singular options is weird.

Think I'd want some sort of fruity candy. Cherry Starburst nips.

 

[aCid]

Something zesty… like lemon.

 

[julia crawford]

Hazelnut

Think about it, hazelnut nipples

 

[Grug]

Original unflavoured nipple is as good as it gets.

 

[PepeElToro]

Leche condensada

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oh yeah... thats the stuff

 

[jroc74]

Sour candy.

If only one of the choices in the OP, cinnamon. I have an uncle that chews on some type of cinnamon sticks and they at least smell good. I never tried one. I dont think its the regular cinnamon we all eat. Probably a health food store item.

I don't think your partner would appreciate that.

Lemon Lime Gatorade.

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Lemon, lime...nice.

not comfortable knowing there are nine people on resetera that want their partner to have nacho cheese-flavored nipples.

also, vanilla.

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I didnt vote, now I dont want to....I dont want to even look at the results now.

omg.

 

[TaySan]

Vanilla

 

[Clown_im_OP]

Da Bomb