If you were to "eat the rich", like era is so fond of saying, where would you start?

[Westbahnhof]

Like any animal, the lower back of a human is pathetic and soft and would probably be incredibly tender.

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Then that'd be the way to go for rich young people, I guess.
Most of the rich would probably be better off becoming hot dogs, Leberkäse, hamburger patties or something, though.

 

[Weltall Zero]

I think you misunderstood. Its a turn of phrase. I'm not personally looking to eat them. You strip them down and feed them to the wolves. The wolves eat them.

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*confused* And then you eat the wolves?

 

[Samoyeti]

The heart.

Spoiler

But who am I kidding, they don't have one!

 

[Teriyaki Blues]

Compost the rich, grow some delicious tomatoes and basil. Caprese salad all summer.

 

[Deleted member 29691]

You are what you eat and I'm not about to injest pure evil

 

[Parch]

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says... "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[I am a Bird]

That spot that hanibal lecter took at the beginning of red dragon when his partner caught him.

 

[Burt]

I mean, if you're gonna do it, you gotta at least make the attempt

 

[Deleted member 9241]

Lay them face down and eat the butt cheeks first, then the calves and back meat. Whatever you decide, save the face for last. I'm pretty sure that is what those soccer players that crashed in the mountains did.

 

[WhySoDevious]

Put everything in a blender and then make spicy nuggets.

 

[Morrigan]

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Interesting timing, OP

 

[NeverWas]

Oh, I thought this was more like a "who would you eat?" thread. =(

 

[tobascodagama]

Oh, I thought this was more like a "who would you eat?" thread. =(

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The answer to that one is pretty obvious, though. Descending order of net worth, and you stop when everyone who remains is full.

 

[Westbahnhof]

Oh, I thought this was more like a "who would you eat?" thread. =(

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[Wrapped in Black]

is Dua Lipa rich

 

[CaptainNuevo]

Oh, I thought this was more like a "who would you eat?" thread. =(

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I mean I find it weird to want to eat a specific chicken, but I guess if you want to you can.

 

[TaySan]

Their wallets

 

[John Rabbit]

 

[The Albatross]

Start with the poor, work my way up

 

[Midramble]

The top

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I like this answer

 

[Kasey]

The meat is bad

 

[AuthenticM]

Spoiler

I own this book.

 

[Chivalry]

I'd start with legs. Anyway, humans are safe to eat except for the brain.

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

Most americans will eat wealthy minorities out of jealousy.

 

[Nexus2049]

i eat their ass first 😎

 

[Doggg]

Thighs are probably nice and fatty.

 

[sku]

The throat. I gotta make sure they are good and dead as soon as possible

 

[Cyanity]

Crispy deep-fried pork rinds. Oink oink, motherfuckers

 

[platocplx]

With their 24k gold forks. a slow roast. would be best.

 

[Akronis]

booty

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ha ha yes

 

[Praetorpwj]

I'm really not a fan of dolcett porn.

 

[m_dorian]

 

[WereSalamander]

I don't eat them.

Trump, Zuckerburg, Bozes, none of them deserve the dignity of their bodies serving as nourishment.

I piss on their bodies, dump a ton of shit and trash on them, pack up the whole thing and throw it into a volcano. Meaningless and inconsequential disposal together with waste is what's fitting for them.

 

[Hecht]

jfc no