If you were a random video game NPC, what would your one line of dialog be?

[ZeldaGalaxy94]

"Wanna hear a joke? Come back tomorrow when I have one"

 

[dtamago]

"He.. hee.. remember, if you don't laugh at your depression, you are not making it functional..."

 

[Dest]

*snores*

 

[Netherscourge]

I want to be Captain Passive-Aggressive, the seemingly uninterested, but always bothered.

 

[Deleted member 17207]

 

[daveo42]

Foreboding Foreshadower:
"I've always wanted to make it with a hero."

 

[Deleted member 8468]

Curmudgeony guard - "Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game."

 

[boontobias]

"I hope this aids you in these troubling times, traveler" [got 1x egg]

 

[Van Bur3n]

I would be the vagrant that just says "MYEHHH".

 

[gameovergreggy]

What's up, everybody?!

 

[dsk1210]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today"

 

[Serpens007]

"I wanna go home" - Between 8:30 and 18:30

"I don't want to leave home" - the rest of the time

 

[Deleted member 33533]

I hate asking people for help so luckily I would not send you on a fetch quest. I'd probably just be one of those NPCs you can't interact with that walks a set path and then fades away a few feet from a door texture.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

"have you seen my son? I can't find him"

Then when you find the son

"uhm, my dad died more than 3 years ago"

The NPC never appears again after that.

That son?

Abraham Lincoln.

 

[EchoSmoker]

"I want to have a hot body because I'm tired of developing my personality."

 

[Finale Fireworker]

I hate asking people for help so luckily I would not send you on a fetch quest. I'd probably just be one of those NPCs you can't interact with that walks a set path and then fades away a few feet from a door texture.

Click to shrink...

I love this one because it's the first one that uses this trope.

 

[Rolodzeo]

"I really don't know..."

 

[TheUnseenTheUnheard]

"Merrrrrrrrrrr"

 

[Ubik]

I wish that armour shop would sell new clothing to me too, I've been wearing this outfit for years.

 

[Jerm]

"My stomach hurts."

 

[Transistor]

"......."

 

[Fjordson]

Foreboding Foreshadower for sure.

 

[PettySpirit]

"Welcome to the Fragile Brown Crate and Waist High Cover Emporium!"

 

[PSqueak]

im a townsperson doodling something, maybe in school or something, the model is positioned so you can't see what im drawing, my dialogue is:

"Anybody can make a bad drawing, but it takes years of practice to be bad in the way Rob Liefeld draws!"

Doesn't matter if the setting doesn't make sense for someone to know who Rob Liefeld is.

 

[jnWake]

"There's a small chance I'll say something different if you talk to me again"

 

[MontlyCure]

"when I got my 360 box I side the was a long strip os paper I thought it was trash so I through it and it was actually tape"

 

[TriggerShy]

"Legend says that having an adventurer visit your home is good luck, so everyone here likes to show their hospitality to adventurers. Some of us even leave helpful items for them to find!"