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If you were a random video game NPC, what would your one line of dialog be?
- Thread starter Finale Fireworker
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"Motherfucker, I did not give you permission to come into my house and rummage through my shit."
"Last night, I heard some creepy noises coming from the woods. It sounded like a really sinister snarl... or maybe it was just my husband snoring."
A malfunctioning robot that hangs around save points:
"You know last time I used that one, it corrupted my data."
"You know last time I used that one, it corrupted my data."
"Don't forget to save your game whenever you see one of those sparkly lights. You'll usually find them in front of towns, dungeons, or before a big confrontation. By the way, I'm 6 years old."
'Do you get to the cliud district very often...oh...what am i saying, of course you dont'
Or just simply
'Fuck off poindexter'
Or just simply
'Fuck off poindexter'
*In Russian* You've been hearing stories of the man with one eye? Someone who survived says that he has a horn in his head, and fights like a man possessed by a demon.
Let's say I was a working man in the game, being busy with my craft like a blacksmith. The player interacts with me to browse my wares and services, without buying anything. "You are leaving, but the interruption is staying right here with me"
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Let's be honest: our generation would be represented by NPCs completely ignoring the player character because they're focused on their smartphones
"No, but I can offer you 22 copper"
I aspire to be the shitty, fetch quest NPC.
"A man who has never eaten his daily bread in sorrow, has never tasted real life."
From the mouth of the village elder, left surveying the remains of his war torn village, with melancholy in his eyes.
From the mouth of the village elder, left surveying the remains of his war torn village, with melancholy in his eyes.
"̵͉̞͍̝̜̇̌̊́̈́̀̿̀́̉.̵̛̛̪̩̳̥̳͉̗͉͍̭̜͙̮͓̈̐.̷̨̠͇̝͇̒̆͛.̷̭̘̺͛̅̿͛̂̇̒͌͊͝ļ̶̡̛̛̝̭̞̫̈̈́̉̽̃͊̿̾͐̌̒͝ǒ̴̧͗͂͊̎ǫ̴̙̫̳̝͎͓̦̤̅̽̈́͊̓͆k̷̮̦͙̳͚̗̘͓̼̍̊̄́̄̉̄́̿s̵̢̲͍̘̘̩͇͐̾̐̈̃͗̈́͊͛͗̕͘͜͠ ̸̨͙̹̺̼͑̈͊̋͋͠ͅl̸͕̓̏̍̑̓̿̐̐̈̕͝ͅi̸̢̨̘͈̼̳̖̗͔͉͉̘͈̼̔͌͐̓͗̉͆͂́̚̚͜͝͝k̷̢̜̦͓̣̙̑͆̿͠ȩ̷͚̣͚̼͉̬̮̜̼̭͓͊̔͋̅͠ͅ ̵̨̢̛͚̘̙̞̣̀́̈͐̉̔̚ͅh̶̻̳̤̼̥̘͎̊ͅḛ̶̰̺̀̓̉̌͗͆͑͋͊̂̚͜'̵̘̯͆̍̋͂̍̓͐̅̓̓̓̿͊̆͠ͅs̵̜͕̈͑̌̽͌̋͐͆͘ ̵̧̡̩͇̹̘̈́ͅḑ̴̟̹̮̱̻̘̃̆̾̇̽̆̆̈͌̎̚͝e̵̡̡̜̫̫͚͍͓̙͓̞͖͂̾͊̓̀̑̎̚͜a̴̢͚͔̬̝͇̥̤͙͖̬̍͑̿͑͛́̒̽͐͘͝ḓ̴̼̩̠̀͌̏̊̄̈̽̾̽̋̈́̚͠͠͝"̶̢̡͔͙̞̥͔̦͙̰̿̍̎̽̏́
My one liner:
"Hey! Did you ever get to check out that old barn house in the back? Yeah, heard that place has some hidden secrets."
"Hey! Did you ever get to check out that old barn house in the back? Yeah, heard that place has some hidden secrets."
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TissueBox has a knack for this:
I like this one because you can definitely tell that this is an off-beat RPG like Mother. I like the ones that specifically evoke a certain style or genre just with the dialog.
I like this one because you can definitely tell that this is an off-beat RPG like Mother. I like the ones that specifically evoke a certain style or genre just with the dialog.
