If you could add a quote after a death in a Call of Duty game. What would it be?

[TaySan]

"War is bad!"

-TaySan

: P

 

[Ghost]

You didn't dropshot

 

[Vincent Alexander]

"Hey! It's Enrico Pallazzo!"

 

[Edgar]

Watch out for exploding vehicles

 

[Bane]

Fuck.

- A shitload of soldiers.

 

[Man Called Aerodynamics]

"War hardens the heart."

- Wyldstyle

 

[Returners]

This is a grenade indicator. There is more than one.

 

[NinjaScooter]

"Tell my wife I bbq lmao tbh af"

 

[Commander Kook]

"Are you fucking kidding me?!"

 

[RoboitoAM]

It is better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Gestault]

Instead of traditional "WAR IS BAD AND ALSO HAPPENS" quotes, I've wanted to see one of the games use a deliberate selection of quotes that talk about how war is normalized through media and entertainment. Just self-aware enough to make people think laterally about the experience, without being a take-down of what it is.

 

[Deleted member 8752]

 

[Bleu]

Hesitation is defeat.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

"It was the lag tbh"
"Daaaaaaamn *friday*"
"Bro you trash lmfao"

 

[Falore]

"You should have listened when you were told to use social distancing"

 

[Raide]

Kid is hacking. Ban them!

 

[Azubah]

"Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you? Is because you're a dumbass."

Just Red Foreman quotes really.

 

[Dan Thunder]

"Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dis........."

 

[Cream Stout]

"WHY ARE YOU KILL ME SO EASILY"

 

[SwampBastard]

"brb"

 

[SaberVS7]

"Cock and Ball Torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals." -Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia, at EN.Wikipedia.org

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

"Buy a Vita"

 

[No Depth]

Have you tried using the Share button to record an angry message?

 

[Odrion]

"War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing."

- Norman Whitfield

 

[fracas]

I wasn't a politician. I had no - no - even thought of being a politician. So, nobody even talked to me about the war. Nobody said, should we do the war, should we not? It's not like now, where every day you're being asked questions about things.

-A poignant and bigly-spoken quote from stable genius Donald Trump

I gagged copying and pasting that and now it's in my search history

 

[Deleted member 7883]

Great idea for a thread lol.

"Womp womp" - Sad Trombone

 

[Vexii]

"War isn't cool, war isn't cool

War is only bad and it makes me sad

It isn't cool to shoot bad guys dead

Shoot them right in the head

Even if they deserved it

There's no way that that is sick

War is not, not cool

War's not, not cool"

Click to shrink...

 

[Thewonandonly]

"Listen here you little shit I have over a hundred confirmed kills in the US navy seals... "

 

[Nazo]

"R.I.P to you but I'm different".

 

[Dr Pears]

"This guy are sick"
- Aerith

 

[Elephant]

"OWWWW-a!"

 

[Triggerhappytel]

"You'll die if you get shot"

Triggerhappytel

 

[Mentok]

"This is MY camping spot, go find your own!"

or

"Damn it Ricky, I was high at the time!"

 

[Phantom]

Mein lieben

 

[Deleted member 51848]

'signing up was a mistake'

 

[RecRoulette]

"You was poppin all that good shit a second ago then you got kicked in yo chest!"

 

[Chivalry]

"Freedom isn't free. It costs folks like you and me"

 

[fossi8]

Thank you for your service.

 

[swift-darius]

Yvan eht nioj

 

[defaltoption]

Why you heff to be mad is only game

- hockey man whose name i dont want to look up right now

 

[Mr_Blue_Sky]

F to pay respects

 

[Xbox Live Mike]

Git Gud

 

[Pancracio17]

"Sponsored by the United States Military."

 

[Poppy]

peperony and chease
-andy

 

[Derachi]

"This video game is mass-market U.S. Military propaganda that normalizes war and frankly you should feel bad for paying to play it."

 

[HalStep]

 

[symphonask]

'Pay 600 COD bux to stop seeing this message'

 

[dziga]

 

[jroc74]

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!