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If Donald Trump could ride a bicycle one mile without stopping or falling he wins the presidency. Would you take that bet?

If Donald Trump could ride a bicycle one mile he wins the presidency. Would you take that bet?

  • Yes

    Votes: 415 43.7%

  • No

    Votes: 481 50.6%

  • Danhausen

    Votes: 54 5.7%
  • Total voters
    950
plagiarize

plagiarize

It's not a loop. It's a spiral.
Moderator
Oct 25, 2017
27,559
Cape Cod, MA
Presuming the alternative is that he *doesn't win*, I take that bet in a heartbeat. The guy is afraid of losing his balance walking down a ramp.
 
Tfritz

Tfritz

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,280
it'd probably be a lot of stress on his covid-ravaged body so he probably shouldn't try
 
Saturday

Saturday

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
6,399
if this is just an excuse to post danhausen and the ass boys i reserve the right to post with no further context 'SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS'

deadass tho i.. i believe donald trump cannot ride a bike for that long.
 
BLEEN

BLEEN

Member
Oct 27, 2017
21,890
Def. not taking that bet.

Bikes are easy as fuck to ride and he would just use a trike anyway.
 
Sanjuro

Sanjuro

Member
Oct 25, 2017
31,077
Massachusetts
Aegus said:
I doubt Donald has ever ridden a bike before in his life.
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He held a Huffy!

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Ferrio

Ferrio

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,075
Hell no. I might be even more outta shape than his ass, a mile on a bike on a flat surface is nothing.

Add a time requirement or slopes and I'd be more willing to gamble.
 
thebeeks

thebeeks

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
1,352
Texas, USA
Nah, there'd be some sort of cheating or loophole nonsense going on.

"You never said it couldn't be an electric bicycle!", that sort of thing.
 
Version 3.0

Version 3.0

Member
Oct 27, 2017
11,187
Anyone who'd take that bet is a sucker. He'd do it with training wheels, on an electric bike. And then claim afterwards that there were no training wheels, it wasn't an electric bike, and that he set a new world record.

Congratulations on crowning King Trump with your stupid bet.
 
wrowa

wrowa

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,373
If Trump rode a bike before, which I assume he did, he'll be easily able to ride for a mile. That's not a challenge.
 

Dis

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,953
He couldn't even walk with other world leaders at one of the gatherings and had to have a golf cart take him to where they all walked down the street together. No way would his dumbass be able to bike a mile.
 
BWoog

BWoog

Member
Oct 27, 2017
38,286
I would take this bet in a heartbeat. I think it would be entirely possible for him to ride a bike for a mile, but without falling down? Shiiieeettt
 
Volimar

Volimar

volunteer forum janitor
Member
Oct 25, 2017
38,523
Gotta say, not that comfortable with this brand of shitting on someone. Physically able to do something shouldn't be anyone's criteria for President.


Aside from that if he can half ass his way through tennis like in that famous photo he can probably ride the bike.
 
Astro Cat

Astro Cat

Member
Mar 29, 2019
7,745
I don't know if he's ever ridden a bike in his life. He definitely couldn't make it a mile without wiping out.

I voted Danhausen.
 
plagiarize

plagiarize

It's not a loop. It's a spiral.
Moderator
Oct 25, 2017
27,559
Cape Cod, MA
Volimar said:
Gotta say, not that comfortable with this brand of shitting on someone. Physically able to do something shouldn't be anyone's criteria for President.


Aside from that if he can half ass his way through tennis like in that famous photo he can probably ride the bike.
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I think he is physically capable of riding a bike. And walking down a ramp.

But he is terrified of falling over. It's not a physical thing, I don't think.
 
L Thammy

L Thammy

Spacenoid
Member
Oct 25, 2017
50,046
What happens if the bike is absorbed into his asshole and he simply rolls around now because he is half man, half bike. How does that fit into this?
 
RiOrius

RiOrius

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,081
I wouldn't take the bet without better stakes. Dude's already not president, so there's nothing gained when he fails except the satisfaction of watching him fail, which... eh. Not worth the risk.

Now, ask me again in two years, for the '25-29 term, and I'm guessing he'll have a better chance in the election than he would on a bicycle.
 
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