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If all the US Presidents got in a brawl who would be last man standing?
- Thread starter Uncle at Nintendo
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That's Lincoln lifting a man over his head in a fight.
Yeah, I think these guys make it to the finals.
Fair enough. Gotta say, much better potential fighters than I first imagined coming into the thread.
Lincoln was fucking terrifying back in his day, that dude would wreck people.
I think him or Teddy takes it.
I think him or Teddy takes it.
Yeah, I think these guys make it to the finals.
I imagine Lincoln vs Teddy looking like Jon Jones vs Daniel Cormier, since both Lincoln and Jones are 6'4", and both Teddy and Cormier are 5'10" haha.
lots of disrepect in here for van buren
Yall think a man with hair like this has something to lose?
Yall think a man with hair like this has something to lose?
Hol up. I thought the first guy was kidding about the choke slam.
Is that really a legit story?
He was one of the first people documented using it and definitely the most famous.
There is a story about Lincoln, during his presidential years, picking up and axe and chopping wood for 10 minutes, then holding the axe with two fingers, arm outstretched, and he was perfectly still. No shaking, and no one else could duplicate it.
He was a strong guy.
He was a strong guy.
LMAO they would all gang up on Obama and throw him over the top rope first to eliminate him.
There's another where, just before commencing a sword duel, Lincoln reached over and cut a branch off a tree that was behind his opponent. The other guy got so scared from that that he forfeited.
So yeah, Honest Abe is no joke.
Probably Lincoln or Roosevelt.
Trump would flee the scene immediately and brag to as many people as possible about how he won it.
Trump would flee the scene immediately and brag to as many people as possible about how he won it.
Final bout: Lincoln vs Teddy. I'd put money on Teddy though cos I don't see Lincoln as having that killer instinct.
You all are underestimating Nixon. He's packing pocket sand and a switch blade in his shoe in any fisticuff.
The more important question is what sort of one liners would they have?
"Cool out!" -Calvin Coolidge
"The B is for Beat-Your-Ass" - Rutherford B Hayes
"I hate Mondays AND your sorry ass" - James Garfield.
"Cool out!" -Calvin Coolidge
"The B is for Beat-Your-Ass" - Rutherford B Hayes
"I hate Mondays AND your sorry ass" - James Garfield.
Yeah, I think these guys make it to the finals.
Yeah it's basically between these two. Especially if weapons get involved.
The final 3 would be Abe, Washington, and Teddy. Washington also was a collegiate wrestler, but with Abe's reach and size I would have to put my money on him. Teddy would get my vote if guns were allowed though. Although I could see him cheating and getting the Rough Riders to interfere.
he even wrassled in the wwe
yeah but did he make it to vince mcmahon?
Lincoln or Teddy Roosevelt. Gerald Ford could probably fuck some dudes up too.
This would be awesome.
I think Andrew Jackson definitely makes top 5 yeah?
That evil old cunt was fueled by racism, hate, and a deep rooted desired to smoke fools.
That evil old cunt was fueled by racism, hate, and a deep rooted desired to smoke fools.
Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt.
Why? The man did stickfighting and fistfighting with his friends for funsies! Loved staying out in the wild and kept going "Needs to be harsher, that makes me stronger!".
